Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

News: Post a large number of kitten macros and .gifs so that no space on the forum is left bare!

« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 140 141 [142] 143 144 ... 311

Author Topic: The Taijitu Tavern  (Read 233350 times)

Offline The Empire

  • *
  • Posts: 2829
  • Glory to the dark gods!
Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2115 on: July 25, 2007, 01:31:41 PM »
Oh... I think our little Al' has a weak spot for Irish whiskey eh?
Logged

Join the Word Bearer legion and brin glory to the dark gods! Taijitu stalker extraordinaire - no Taijituan presses a key without my knowledge, Resident Cannibal - I prefer females, Resident ginormous dragon - It is not a good idea to mess with a dragon who is packing heavy firepower

Offline Solnath

  • Solus Victor
  • *
  • Posts: 5920
  • Pamfu desu!
Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2116 on: July 25, 2007, 03:02:12 PM »
No, I think that she's just running out of more subtle euphemisms.
Logged
Neutral Evil

Offline Allama

  • *
  • Posts: 6878
    • LibraryThing
Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2117 on: July 25, 2007, 03:55:35 PM »
Nah, Emp was on the right track.
Logged

Offline Solnath

  • Solus Victor
  • *
  • Posts: 5920
  • Pamfu desu!
Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2118 on: July 25, 2007, 04:02:38 PM »
"Irish whiskey..."
Logged
Neutral Evil

Offline The Empire

  • *
  • Posts: 2829
  • Glory to the dark gods!
Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2119 on: July 25, 2007, 05:54:56 PM »
Yes, as opposed to scottish whiskey or the american scotch
Logged

Join the Word Bearer legion and brin glory to the dark gods! Taijitu stalker extraordinaire - no Taijituan presses a key without my knowledge, Resident Cannibal - I prefer females, Resident ginormous dragon - It is not a good idea to mess with a dragon who is packing heavy firepower

Offline Trey

  • *
  • Posts: 3957
  • ^ The best film almost no one saw in the 2000s.
Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2120 on: July 25, 2007, 08:08:34 PM »
Or as opposed to...
Logged
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline The Empire

  • *
  • Posts: 2829
  • Glory to the dark gods!
Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2121 on: July 25, 2007, 08:39:51 PM »
Stop beeing so prude Trey... but I think Chris is American, not Irish.
Logged

Join the Word Bearer legion and brin glory to the dark gods! Taijitu stalker extraordinaire - no Taijituan presses a key without my knowledge, Resident Cannibal - I prefer females, Resident ginormous dragon - It is not a good idea to mess with a dragon who is packing heavy firepower

Offline Trey

  • *
  • Posts: 3957
  • ^ The best film almost no one saw in the 2000s.
Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2122 on: July 25, 2007, 08:40:35 PM »
Oh believe me, I was trying to be anything but prudish.
Logged
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline The Empire

  • *
  • Posts: 2829
  • Glory to the dark gods!
Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2123 on: July 25, 2007, 08:53:50 PM »
well, you didn't write it out now, did ya?
Logged

Join the Word Bearer legion and brin glory to the dark gods! Taijitu stalker extraordinaire - no Taijituan presses a key without my knowledge, Resident Cannibal - I prefer females, Resident ginormous dragon - It is not a good idea to mess with a dragon who is packing heavy firepower

Offline Trey

  • *
  • Posts: 3957
  • ^ The best film almost no one saw in the 2000s.
Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2124 on: July 25, 2007, 08:55:40 PM »
Fine, no, I didn't...*Trey goes and sulks.*
Logged
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline The Empire

  • *
  • Posts: 2829
  • Glory to the dark gods!
Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2125 on: July 25, 2007, 09:00:54 PM »
Read this instead:

Quote
<Soly> Hey Ryaz.
<Taiji013> You Finnish bastard
<The_Empire> ahh
*** Taiji013 is now known as Ryazania
<Soly> IP memorization!
<Ryazania> Is it possible for a name to become unregistered?
<Korinna> yes
<Korinna> time
<Ryazania> Because mine wont recognize anymore
<The_Empire> meow
<Ryazania> Oh
<Korinna> reregister
<Ryazania> Nah
<Korinna> ok
<The_Empire> I am hungry
<Ryazania> I hope Khab doesn't kill me today
* The_Empire eats Ryaz
<Korinna> Khab, Get him!
<The_Empire> too late
<Ryazania> I am skinny, not enough meat
<The_Empire> I don't care, I eat bones too
<Ryazania> just wiry muscle and bones
<Ryazania> Does anyone else have a contracted bicep?
<The_Empire> all dissolves in a dragon's gullet
<The_Empire> wich bicep?
<Ryazania> what do you mean which?
<ofcrazed> an hour and a half of work left woot
<ofcrazed> Ryaz!
<Ryazania> OC!
<The_Empire> the huma body has several if I remember correctly
<Soly> My my my.
<ofcrazed> Nice to see you again :P
<Soly> I'm afraid my nick is misleading.
<Ryazania> Only 2 I know of
<Soly> Apparently, Max has calmed down.
<Ryazania> On either arm
<Ryazania> Max?
<Soly> Max.
<The_Empire> I think the others are quite small
<Ryazania> xaM?
* Khab is back.
<Ryazania> But both of my biceps, instead of spreading out, contract in one place and look like a potato
*** ZetaOne has left #taijitu
* The_Empire eats some of Khab's cookies
* Khab grins.
<Ryazania> Anyone else have that problem?
<The_Empire> I havn't heard of it
<Soly> Zeta left without the dreadful exit message!
<Khab> yay lol
<ofcrazed> Im to lazy to work out, so no I dont have that problem
<Soly> Ryaz, where are these "biceps" of yours?
* Khab is a girl so doesn't have anyting potato-ish on her arms.
<Ryazania> On my arms?
<The_Empire> But I can solve the problem for you... for a fee
<Khab> lol
<Khab> would that be a painful solution, Emp?
<The_Empire> it just might
*** Limi is now known as Limi|away
<The_Empire> MUAHAHAHAHAHahahah....
<Ryazania> lol
<Khab> ;)
<Ryazania> I also have eggs in my forearms
<Khab> fascinating
<Ryazania> I know
<Korinna> Why would you put eggs on your forearms
<Ryazania> To eat them, of course
<The_Empire> yeah, THAT is a biological function Ihaven't heard of before
<Khab> So the potatoes won't be lonely.
<Korinna> lol
<Ryazania> lol
<Ryazania> I guess my muscles want to look like foodstuffs
<Ryazania> http://www.lolwut.com/
<The_Empire> well, my theory is that they do that because you are the result of a failed secret experiment to create an animal that held all the nutrients needed from both plants and animals
<Ryazania> D:
<The_Empire> And when they botched it they kidnapped your mother and implanted her with you before altering her and your father's memory
<The_Empire> And altering all records to make it undetectable of course
<The_Empire> see, perfectly reasonable... if you don't examine it too closely... or preferrably not at all
<Khab> because if you know the truth, then they have to kill you
<The_Empire> exactly
<Ryazania> lol
<The_Empire> that's why I live in a cellar
<Khab> so you're harder to find?
<The_Empire> and so that I can sneak away in my secret tunnel network if they locate the house
<Soly> And safer when the Bomb falls.
<The_Empire> yes yes
<The_Empire> Plenty of bombs... nice little button
<The_Empire> pretty pretty glass bubble
<Khab> lol
* The_Empire giggles
<The_Empire> oups...
<Soly> Hmm?
<The_Empire> shouldn't have done that
<The_Empire> baad kitty
<The_Empire> shouldn't haunt master
<Soly> Ghost kitty?
<The_Empire> ummm... yes?
<The_Empire> made master slip
<Khab> well people I have to head out for awhile
<The_Empire> watch out for the bombs
* Khab will do that!
* Khab passes cookis and hugs around.
<Soly> Have fun, Khab!
<St_Oz> bye khaby
<The_Empire> remember, duck and cover
*** Khab has quit (Quit: Khab)
<Soly> Uh oh, she didn't get that message.
<The_Empire> sniff... poor Khab... who are now going to make out cookies? :'(
<Soly> Flem, you here?
Logged

Join the Word Bearer legion and brin glory to the dark gods! Taijitu stalker extraordinaire - no Taijituan presses a key without my knowledge, Resident Cannibal - I prefer females, Resident ginormous dragon - It is not a good idea to mess with a dragon who is packing heavy firepower

Offline Trey

  • *
  • Posts: 3957
  • ^ The best film almost no one saw in the 2000s.
Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2126 on: July 25, 2007, 09:32:32 PM »
Well, that was random.
Logged
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

  • *
  • Posts: 10033
Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2127 on: July 25, 2007, 10:33:36 PM »
compltely
Logged
Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Trey

  • *
  • Posts: 3957
  • ^ The best film almost no one saw in the 2000s.
Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2128 on: July 25, 2007, 10:37:48 PM »
Remember the most used letter in the alphabet, Bara?  E?  Forgot one..."compltely"
Logged
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

  • *
  • Posts: 10033
Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2129 on: July 25, 2007, 10:46:46 PM »
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

got all of them!
Logged
Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.
Pages: 1 ... 140 141 [142] 143 144 ... 311
« previous next »