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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1785 on: July 11, 2007, 03:21:37 PM »
Shut up!
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1786 on: July 11, 2007, 03:38:59 PM »
"Well, 'big' is the first word that came to mind..."

Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1787 on: July 11, 2007, 04:09:27 PM »
Hey PUR, don't worry.  I wasn't planning/didn't do anything with/to Allama.  It seems like all of my actions were misinterpreted yesterday.  I was trying to save her from the prospect of being nuked into hell (with Bara) by Taco, that's all.  All the references to her being asleep were the only way I could think of expressing in RP her being offline.

Oh, and Bara, I thought you liked it in hell.  And for your sig...you heard that Websters added "ginormous" to the dictionary?  A picture of your sig should accompany ginormous.
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1788 on: July 11, 2007, 04:24:00 PM »
no, i didnt like it in helll, i liked it in the Netherworld
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1789 on: July 11, 2007, 04:26:39 PM »
Quick fix...

*Trey opens rift in space-time continuum, uses a pool cue to smack Bara into the , and closes the rift.*

There...problem solved.
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1790 on: July 11, 2007, 05:09:15 PM »
* Alana watches as the Tavern erupts into chaos once again with the opening of yet another portal.

Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1791 on: July 11, 2007, 05:10:27 PM »
Chaos...of course not.  I know how to control my rifts.  10-20 seconds, and we're back to normal.  Don't worry.
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1792 on: July 11, 2007, 05:14:48 PM »
*Calls the tavern*

"Hey guys, hows it going..yeah... just wanted to say that my job is working out great! please send cookies."
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1793 on: July 11, 2007, 05:18:18 PM »
Good to know...*Trey decides to not figure out how Bara can contact the Tavern by phone from the Netherrealm*

Here's some cookies...*Trey throws in some cookies...on the back of...TROGDOOOOOOOORRRRRRR!!!!!*
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1794 on: July 11, 2007, 05:24:03 PM »
"Yey!"

*walks through the portal*

"Ok, it was boring there"
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1795 on: July 11, 2007, 05:33:47 PM »
Well fine then, Mr. finicky.  I'll retrieve TROGDOOOOOORRRRR*Trey does so*...he'll cause some fun.

So...now what?
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1796 on: July 11, 2007, 05:47:46 PM »
*Talmann, now quite drunk due to many opening of portals, raises hand*

ummerm... I thinksh Eiygottan idear... Howsh about a'littel danshin' to livin' dish playsh up?

*grabs a fiddle and foolishly tries to play it, but it sounds very drunk due to many glissandos*
Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1797 on: July 11, 2007, 06:22:28 PM »
You know, if my opening of portals makes people drunk, I should do it more often, shouldn't I?!?!?
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline orsis

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1798 on: July 11, 2007, 07:32:28 PM »
wot wot? asks orsis as he steps out of a portal into the tavern
Even the most primitive weapons can still cause pain! (if only for the camel)

Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1799 on: July 11, 2007, 07:45:07 PM »
"Ok, firstly, where the hell did you come from?"

*Orsis always comes when he hears about people becoming drunk en masse.*
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom