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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1605 on: July 01, 2007, 04:36:33 PM »
*watches Bara trip over and spill all the beer on the ground*

Ah, Barakarin. You and your futile efforts.
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1606 on: July 01, 2007, 04:40:34 PM »
*Pulls out a straw*

"Ha!"

*Drinks up all the beer*
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1607 on: July 01, 2007, 10:22:42 PM »
We should get the Oompa Loompa contractors back in here to install an A-jammer so that no underage kids can drink alcohol in the tavern. Last thing I want to see if the po-po shutting this place down.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1608 on: July 01, 2007, 10:34:36 PM »
i took care of that... its called "Money"
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1609 on: July 01, 2007, 10:54:48 PM »
Besides, barak, beer tastes like piss and getting drunk is SO overrated anyway so why do you want to drink it?
And people who can't have just as fun without alcohol or drugs are just weak and deserves nothing but contempt.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1610 on: July 01, 2007, 11:52:04 PM »
In the words of Otto: "I don't need drugs to enjoy this... Just to enhance it!"
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1611 on: July 01, 2007, 11:54:47 PM »
who the heck is otto?
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1612 on: July 01, 2007, 11:57:08 PM »
The bus driver on the simpsons
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1613 on: July 02, 2007, 12:11:36 AM »
oh

and guys, i let ya on something.. i hate soda..
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1614 on: July 02, 2007, 02:38:46 AM »
Fine, you don't like soda. That still leaves you plenty of non-alcoholic options until you're of age: cola, soft drinks, carbonated beverages.. a whole rainbow of options!
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1615 on: July 02, 2007, 05:30:26 AM »
Mama Khab runs outside, puts on her pirate hat, and runs back in, proclaiming "Arrrr I be The Dreaded Capt'n Khabby, here t' plunder 'n pillage!  *sigh*  What, Jack?  Can't ye see I'm busy?  What?  I -asked- ye before we came if ye had t' go to the little monkey's room.  Honestly, I just can't take you anywhere.  Alright, that door on the left.  Ooh is that Yingling I see?  Never mind the pillaging then.  Pass me a glass."
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1616 on: July 02, 2007, 07:20:43 AM »
*the bartender excuses himself py explaining to captain Khab that the glasses are stuck to his hands...*

*Me sniggers from the balcony...*
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1617 on: July 03, 2007, 01:57:12 AM »
Next time you jump off a diving board, remember that pirates invented it as a tool to kill people.
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Offline Khablan

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1618 on: July 03, 2007, 05:23:05 AM »
Aye, that be something to ponder, Taco.

The Dreaded Capt'n Khab shrugs and grabs a couple of bottles.  Who needs a glass anyway?  Glasses are fer sissies!  Not us Dreadful Pirates.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1619 on: July 03, 2007, 05:59:24 AM »
More cookies for thought: Bottles are just glasses with tapered tops.
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