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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1590 on: June 30, 2007, 10:13:08 PM »
I'm underage, but who cares

*chugs the drink*

"Yummy..."

*Passes out*
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1591 on: July 01, 2007, 12:52:59 AM »
Don't let Bara know but the UFO just gave him astro-apple juice... it's -3% alcohol
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1592 on: July 01, 2007, 01:35:00 AM »
*Woke up*

Taco, you lie
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1593 on: July 01, 2007, 02:35:40 AM »
wow... look how sober he is...
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Offline Khablan

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1594 on: July 01, 2007, 03:39:58 AM »
Is he really sober, or does he only think he's sober? 
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1595 on: July 01, 2007, 03:43:16 AM »
Methinks we need to fix that! Drinking song!

Gather 'round, ye lads and lasses, set ya for a while,
And harken to me mournful tale about the Emerald Isle.
Let's all raise our glasses high to friends and fam'ly gone,
And lift our voices in another Irish drinking song!

Consumption took me mother and me father got the pox.
Me brother drank the whiskey till he wound up in a box.
Me other brother, in the troubles, met with his demise.
Me sister has forever closed her smiling Irish eyes.

Chorus:
Now everybody's died, and until our tears are dried,
We'll drink an' drink an' drink an' drink an' then we'll drink some more.
We'll dance an' sing an' fight until the early mornin' light,
Then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up, and then go drinkin' once again!

  Woohay!
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Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Khablan

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1596 on: July 01, 2007, 03:50:14 AM »
Mama Khab drinks to that!

And raises a toast.

May yer house never fall in and those inside never fall out!
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1597 on: July 01, 2007, 03:55:08 AM »
Orsis fought with Alger near da cliffs of Ol' Daneen,
He took out his shelayle an' he stab him in da spleen...
When crazy Uncle PoD, he thought he was a leprechaun,
But in fact he's just a leper, and his arms and legs are gone.

When lady PUR broke her neck, it was a cryin' shame,
She wasn't really Irish, but she went to Notre Dame.
United Cal crossed the street and by a bus was hit,
But he was just a Scotsman, so nobody give a sh..*Talmann gets choked by random other* *hughk*

Chorus:
Now everybody's died, and until our tears are dried,
We'll drink an' drink an' drink an' drink an' then we'll drink some more.
We'll dance an' sing an' fight until the early mornin' light,
Then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up, and then go drinkin' once again!
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Offline Khablan

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1598 on: July 01, 2007, 04:04:34 AM »
Ah ye have a fine tenor, me lad.  Brings tears to me eyes, it does.
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1599 on: July 01, 2007, 04:11:16 AM »
Bass, rather. But I can put up a nice E above mid-C, so it works...
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Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Khablan

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1600 on: July 01, 2007, 04:15:52 AM »
I'll have to learn me some drinking songs. 

And see whether I can invent cookie-flavored brandy.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1601 on: July 01, 2007, 07:39:19 AM »
They already have it, it's called Brandookie. *Pour Khablan a Brandookie*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1602 on: July 01, 2007, 12:35:44 PM »
*Sneaks over to the bar and steals a crate of beer*

"YES!!!!!!!"

*Drinks the beer*
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Offline Khablan

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1603 on: July 01, 2007, 04:24:11 PM »
Why thank you, Taco.  Mmm, not bad at all.  But I still like wodka.

Methinks Bara didn't notice that the bar towel on that crate was covering up the "root" in front of "beer".
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1604 on: July 01, 2007, 04:29:58 PM »
"DARN IT!!!!!"

*Runs up and stills momma khabs beer, which is a real beer*

"HA HA SUCKA!!!"
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