The Taijitu Tavern

[Tacolicious]

*The Oompa Loompas desend on Taco, but Taco's pure heart fills the Oompa Loompas with a strange new emotion*
The chief Oompa Loompa raises his hand which stops the attack.
"Oh great Taco, what is this new sensation you have brought to my people?"
*Taco stands up brushing off his hard shell*
"That my Oompa Loompa friend is an emotion called love"
"L..o..v..e" *The Oompa Loompa says slowly letting the the word roll slowly off his tounge* "It feels somehow right"
"It does", agreed Taco, "now then EMERGENCY DANCE PARTY!"

*As Taco the Oompa Loompas and other bar patrons dance, waves of positive energy sweep over the tavern banishing the dark god Baralord to dimension X for all time*

[Bara]

*Walks back though the demosion, with his new friends*

Meet the Chaos Space marines and the Orks





ATTACK MY HORDES!!!!

[Tacolicious]

The orks and space marines must have misheard Bara because they begin to attack Bara's whores

[Bara]

I dont have any whores

[Tacolicious]

Not anymore, they all got killed. 

[Bara]

NOW, KILL TACO AND HIS Oompa Loompas!

OOC: YEY! i get to be evil for once!

[Tacolicious]

*Taco knows the weakness of Orks and Marines* "You guys want a beer?" *The orks join Taco and the Oompa Loompas for a few beers, when they pass out drunk Taco slits their throats*

[Bara]

Fine....

*Runs back into the demoison*

Alright, here are the Spacwe Marines!"

[Tacolicious]

*Taco quickly slaps general's pips to his collar and orders the marines to attack Bara, being too well trained to refuse the orders of a superior officer they obey Taco*

[Bara]

Hey! I'm the general guys! This is fro the emperor dang it!"

[Tacolicious]

*Taco throws on the emperors crown, a pope hat, and for good measure a space suit." Obey you Emperor General Astronaut Pope!"

[Bara]

*Runs back into the Poratal and brings the 32nd, and the 96th Battlion's*

"Alright men, This one for Selkai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*The 32nd and the 96th battalions conceive the Space Marines to help them*

[Tacolicious]

Ewwww... Alright, we got soldiers giving birth to marines... I'm going back to drinking

*Taco swivels his bar stool the other way and orders a whiskey sour*

[Bara]

SHUT UP! IT WAS A TYPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tacolicious]

Whatever, just clean up the after birth would ya