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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1545 on: June 29, 2007, 08:45:13 PM »
*sniggers*

Well, that was fun, I wonder how long it takes for people to notice the super glue I painted on the glasses... Did I say that out loud?

Umm... I have to buy groceries before the store closes! See you guys another day!

*Runs like hell for the door*
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1546 on: June 29, 2007, 08:48:04 PM »
* Talmann walks out of bathroom with blisters on his body

Taco... *pulls out his claymore* Du bist TOT!

*charges Taco*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1547 on: June 29, 2007, 09:20:12 PM »
*Sits back on the bar, watching taco get his head slcied off*

" Wait a sec... i'm underage.."
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Offline Khablan

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1548 on: June 29, 2007, 10:26:48 PM »
Mama Khab tsks and replaces Bara's booze with root beer.  Naughty, naughty Bara.  Kids aren't allowed to be alcoholics.  That's reserved for the grownups.
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1549 on: June 29, 2007, 10:34:42 PM »
"I..hate..soda..."

*Throws the root beer away and gets some water*

"Much better"
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1550 on: June 29, 2007, 11:14:54 PM »
*The claymore slices Taco's head clean off, people are horrified to be covered in the spray of blood, wait, why is the blood green and red?*

Taco puts his head back on and wraps some duct tape around his neck. I don't actually have blood, I have hot sauce and guacamole running through my veins. I'm AM a Taco after all.

*Taco phones the police on Bara and they drag him away to juvie*
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Offline White Haze

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1551 on: June 29, 2007, 11:21:16 PM »
So much violence in this pub...
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1552 on: June 29, 2007, 11:24:08 PM »
 :fight:
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1553 on: June 29, 2007, 11:34:15 PM »
*Walks into the pub agian, this time with 2 Uzis and a Chainsword*

"Im back.."

*Starts shooting Taco*
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1554 on: June 29, 2007, 11:36:30 PM »
*The bullets bounce off Taco's hard shell* I'm no soft shell Taco you fool! Thankfully now that the Oompa Loompas have finished installing the N-jammer I've hired them to be the tavern's official bouncers

*A swarm of small orange men surround Bara and begin to bite his knees*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1555 on: June 29, 2007, 11:38:07 PM »
*Pulls out his chainsword and cuts the liitile guys to pecies, there blood all on the floor*

"Now for you!"

*Runs up to taco and eats him*

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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1556 on: June 29, 2007, 11:41:39 PM »
*The Oompa Loompas regenerate, now there are twice as many. They surround Bara, bite off his arms and legs and then sacrifice him to their Dark God, Oompalord, destroyer of worlds, wearer of hats!*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1557 on: June 29, 2007, 11:43:28 PM »
"Oh come on! That was Goddmoding right there!"
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1558 on: June 29, 2007, 11:44:37 PM »
Well it does involve a dark god, and Oompa Loompas do have freaky powers.. they aren't just about slave labour and songs with morals for children.
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1559 on: June 29, 2007, 11:47:32 PM »
You have a point

*Becomes the dark god and gets this evil, but cool, voice*

"MU HA HA HA! OOMPA LOOMPAS, ATTACK!"

*Millons of Oompa Loompas attack taco*
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