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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1530 on: June 28, 2007, 04:51:25 PM »
Um, I wasn't handing out condoms... that's a cookie.
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1531 on: June 28, 2007, 05:05:16 PM »
* Talmann throws orsis out of the Tavern for perverse attitude and dumps ice in his pants.

Come back when you've cooled off, mate.

*Eyes strange little men drinking Mudslides*

Mmm... good idea... I need more chocolate!

*Scarfs down several beer brownies and cups of hot cocoa before noticing Alana talking to him*

Oh, yer welcome... I figureth thomewon like Thaco or Bara would eventually nuke tha plathe again, an' I didn' wan'na pick up tha piesheths... *swallows* Aggh, excuse me. Emp, you alright there? Hmm... I think I know what he needs...
*pulls out bottle of chili pepper oil*
Hehe... bottoms up, Emp.
*puts bottle in Emp's mouth and makes him drink the bottle until he wakes up*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1532 on: June 28, 2007, 07:37:57 PM »
"Ha ha, im glad thats not me"
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1533 on: June 28, 2007, 07:59:09 PM »
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
RRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*Breathes out a gout of flames large enough to engulf both Tallman, Barak, Orsis and Al' burning most of their clothes off and igniting their vaporized drinks and alcohol doused cookies (Though the others somehow managed to keep their undies safe from the flames, Orsis was not that lucky...)*

Cute teddy bear there on your panties Al' ::)
Oh, and bartender, could I have a liter of milk please?
« Last Edit: June 28, 2007, 08:01:25 PM by The Empire »
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1534 on: June 28, 2007, 08:02:02 PM »
*Runs out and runs back with space amrine armour*

"Its on"

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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1535 on: June 28, 2007, 08:06:08 PM »
Cool outfit Barak! But isn't it hard to go to the bathroom with that thing on, you know, I was just feigning unconciousness so I could slipp a somewhat oversized dose laxative in Al's brownie dough...

*looks at watch*

It should start to have effect right about....

....

....

now.
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1536 on: June 28, 2007, 08:08:16 PM »
"Nice one"
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1537 on: June 29, 2007, 12:39:03 AM »
*runs to the bathroom, holding pants*

*realizes he has no pants due to fireball, and covers himself while walking fastly*
« Last Edit: June 29, 2007, 12:44:54 AM by Talmann »
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"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1538 on: June 29, 2007, 12:43:10 AM »
*Blats down the door for tal*

"Go!"

*Pulls out a Chainsword and a Boltpistol*
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1539 on: June 29, 2007, 02:53:57 AM »
*Taco drains the oil from Bara's powersuit and listens as the gears grind to a halt. Taco removes the chain sword and bolt gun and puts a cigar and feather headdress making Bara look like an old fashion smoke shop Indian*

I always thought this place could use a statue.
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Offline White Haze

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1540 on: June 29, 2007, 05:26:50 AM »
White Haze ninja jumps down from the ceiling.

"All of you......prepare to..." sees barakin in his power suit.

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Offline Khablan

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1541 on: June 29, 2007, 07:14:55 AM »
...drink?  I'll go for that!  Bartender, I'm outa wodka!
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1542 on: June 29, 2007, 12:55:39 PM »
* Alana feels lucky to have worn a kevlar body suit beneath her clothing today.  It even has teddy bears on it!

"Wow... I'm glad I didn't eat any of the brownies.  Good luck, you guys!"
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1543 on: June 29, 2007, 03:21:18 PM »
Good thing I brought my own special brownies to be beer dipped. How are all you non-stoners doing. *Taco opens the bathroom door a crack and throws a lit match in* FIRE IN THE HOLE (Hope you appreciate the dualism of that one  ;D)
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Offline Khablan

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1544 on: June 29, 2007, 08:41:07 PM »
Mama Khab appreciates the heck out of Taco. 
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