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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1515 on: June 27, 2007, 01:13:12 PM »
"Ya-hay! There are eight of Al'! And they are all handing out packages of cinnamon condoms!... I wonder what they are planning... mmm..." *passes out again*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1516 on: June 27, 2007, 08:53:41 PM »
"Ha ha emps out!"
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1517 on: June 27, 2007, 10:20:18 PM »
*Taco does this  :trout: to Bara knocking him unconscious*

Bara's out too
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1518 on: June 27, 2007, 10:23:42 PM »
"Weeeee!"

*Hits the ground*

"Ow!"
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1519 on: June 27, 2007, 10:26:17 PM »
*Takes Bara's wallet* NEXT ROUND ON  BARA!
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1520 on: June 27, 2007, 10:31:19 PM »
*Jumps up and knocks Taco on the ground, taking his wallet back*

"WHAT NOW!!!"

*Kills Taco with a Boltgun*

"Ok, tacos dead"
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Offline Union

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1521 on: June 28, 2007, 01:55:44 AM »
*takes out his 1991 cellular phone

"Yeah,...they blew up the bar again......that be great, thanks."
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ten minutes later
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A truck full of Umpa Loompas appear, and the little freaky men got out and repaired the Tavern. (Again) they installed a N-Jammer to prevent any future nuclear chain explosions.

"Thanks guys...and for the bar attendance, the next time you fight over something, please don't destroy the tavern...
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1522 on: June 28, 2007, 02:56:05 AM »
*Taco comes back as a zombie and begins feeding on Oompa Loompas*

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Offline Khablan

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1523 on: June 28, 2007, 03:07:32 AM »
Taco, didn't your mother ever tell you never to eat anything that's turned blue?
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1524 on: June 28, 2007, 04:18:07 AM »
It's cool these are orange Oompa Loompas, besides my mom used to feed me blueberries all the time.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1525 on: June 28, 2007, 12:03:15 PM »
* Alana climbs out of her now-empty barrel to talk to the Oompa Loompas.

"So, you guys have a good union?"
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1526 on: June 28, 2007, 04:07:39 PM »
*Whispers to Allama* Those Oompa Loompas think they have a good union, but they're basically slaves

I wanna hear an Oompa Loompa song! *Pokes an Oompa Loompa until they begin singing a tune

Oompa Loopma
Dompa de do

How much drinking do you think you can do?
You come for a beer and that's why you're here
Then come ten more and you hit the floor

Oompa Loompa
Dompa de de

I have advice if you'll listen to me
Pace yourself and you will see
You're nicely buzzed like the

Oompa Loompa
Dompa will be!

*The Oompa Loompas go to the bar and order stange oranges drinks with too many umbrellas and not enough olives and begin to get nicely buzzed*
« Last Edit: June 28, 2007, 04:15:53 PM by Tacolicious »
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Offline orsis

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1527 on: June 28, 2007, 04:13:22 PM »
'impressive - r there any females cos these little folk look the right size to give head without getting on their knees' slurs orsis while struggling to get off his own knees
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1528 on: June 28, 2007, 04:18:54 PM »
*The Oompa Loompa begin to sing again*

Oompa Loompa
Dompa de dervert

Damn it Orsis
You're such a pervert

Oompa Loopma
Dompa de dee

Give it a try and you will soon see
Our teeth are so sharp they can cut through a tree

*Taco pushes Orsis into the chocolate river and watches as the suction tube pulls him away*
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Offline orsis

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1529 on: June 28, 2007, 04:29:01 PM »
orsis breaks out and returns carrying one of the condoms alama was supposedly handing out earlier - hey alama u lyk chocolate and cinnamon?
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