The Taijitu Tavern

[Bara]

Hey, whats this button do?

*pushs the big red button and a portal to the Underworld appears*

EVERYONE START DRINKING!

[Larry]

*hides behind the bar and watches as demons pour out of the portal and drag everyone down to the fiery pits of the Underworld*

[Bara]

So, this is what the underworld looks like...so Firey...and Evil..... YEY

[orsis]

orsis walks in behind some 1 who looks remarkably like buffy the vampire slayer and goes to get a drink while the blonde kicks demonic ass

[Bara]

*Walks up to the Blondie*
Ello, hows it going?
*Smiles as they walk out if and back into the tavern, making out*

[Talmann]

*pours ice down Bark and orsis's backs*

There we go, my young hormonal friends. Now. How bout a drink?

[Bara]

*Grumbles*

Sure, why not

[Tacolicious]

*drinks to the still open portal and shuts it*
Whishkey!

*Opens a portal to a dimension made entirely of waffle*
Raund Two!
*Orders a whiskey sour and dives into the portal*

[Latagon]

*Laughs at Barakarin, who, in his increasingly drunk state, is still making eyes at what he thinks is a blonde*

You know, that poor chair has had more "one night stands" than anyone else in here.  Every drunk in here seems to want to make love to that poor thing.

[The Empire]

*drops to the floor squirming in pain from hard laughter*

[Tacolicious]

*looks down and sees empire passed out on the floor, gives one little kick to make sure he's out and then steals his wallet*

[The Empire]

*wakes up*

"Uh ohh... I hope the one who stole my wallet isn't about to open it..."

[Bara]

"Didnt you put a Bomb in your wallet in case this happens?"

[The Empire]

"No, I keep a dimension gate to my dragon's cave in it.... if one isn't fully prepared, the odds are, you are sucked into her cave and forced to play chess with her until she gets bored and eats you one piece at a time while magically keeping you alive to watch and feel the pain even in the severed parts that's beeing chewed or digested."

[Bara]

"Oh god"