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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1365 on: June 09, 2007, 09:15:44 PM »
*picks up Orsis in one huge powered glove and dips him in a vat of dry ice*

Now, if that doesn't cool you down enough, I'll just take you down into the cellar to see my personal trainer, she used to be a sledge thrower for the east german team, a more heavily set and bearded woman is hard to find. Big as a house too, but her looks usualy brings people to tears.
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Offline orsis

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1366 on: June 09, 2007, 09:37:17 PM »
thank you

u wouldn't hppn 2 have a spare dress for Allama would you (friightened of bearded lady)
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1367 on: June 09, 2007, 09:38:59 PM »
ello chaps....
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1368 on: June 09, 2007, 09:41:47 PM »
Unfortunately, no spare dresses, but I do have a spare BDU that should be roughly her size guaranteed not to show anything whatever anyone does to it. Or, we could give her this skimpy Japaneese school-girl outfit I found in TGR's private office drawer... O:-)
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1369 on: June 09, 2007, 09:42:44 PM »
anybody miss me?
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1370 on: June 09, 2007, 09:43:46 PM »
Some.... :fight:
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1371 on: June 09, 2007, 09:53:48 PM »
i vote school girl outfit!
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1372 on: June 09, 2007, 09:55:30 PM »
ok...

@ empire: thanks...i quess

@ oris WTF
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1373 on: June 09, 2007, 10:05:50 PM »
Boba, read the last three pages and you should understand better what Orsis is yapping about :P
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1374 on: June 09, 2007, 10:37:41 PM »
 >:D
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1375 on: June 10, 2007, 07:05:48 AM »
*takes Orsis for another dip in the dry-ice vat*
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1376 on: June 10, 2007, 10:43:20 AM »
noooo

where's alger y cn't he take the punishment - oh wait i still have his spleen
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1377 on: June 10, 2007, 11:52:27 PM »
*Still in the nether world.

"Ow! My spleen!"
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1378 on: June 11, 2007, 12:29:45 AM »
Ah, screw this talking

*pulls out a Gatling gun and begans to mow down everybody in the Tavern*
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1379 on: June 11, 2007, 12:40:15 AM »
*Notices bullets bouncing off the armour*

Hey! That paint job was expencive!

*charges Boba, letting him find out how it feels when a power fist the size of a large pumpkin is grabbing the spine after passing the gut*
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