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Offline Vive Mon Genie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1305 on: June 05, 2007, 03:02:34 AM »
vive creates a worm hole in the space time continuum and beats trey with er over sized penguins and their predators the polar bears who are giant and mutant too!
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1306 on: June 05, 2007, 03:04:00 AM »
Great, Trey thinks.  The polar bears and the penguins will fight, Trey will throw Vive in the wormhole, and return as a hero.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Vive Mon Genie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1307 on: June 05, 2007, 03:10:44 AM »
half of the FORMER predators of the penguins , the polar bears ,grab vive and work with the penguins to take you down .. only after their mothers came and scolded them and you for being a mean mean man..
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1308 on: June 05, 2007, 03:14:34 AM »
I make the mothers bring me cookies using my all-purpose eye beams, throw all the animals onto Noah's ark (which is in the wormhole), and return a hero.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1309 on: June 05, 2007, 03:16:20 AM »
*Walks in from a voodoo witch doctor shop carrying a huge juke box, a Celine Dion CD, and ear muffs.

"Panda cookies, eh? Think its funny? Well who's laughing now bitches?"

*Pops in cd, puts on ear muffs and presses play.
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1310 on: June 05, 2007, 03:18:07 AM »
I use my BFG to vaporize the boom box before i kill myself, and roast the panda.

OOOH, more panda cookies.  YUM!!!
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1311 on: June 05, 2007, 03:18:52 AM »
*In the nether world.

"Curses!"
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Member of the Order of the Gryphons, Senator of Taijitu, Ambassador to The North Pacific, Deputy MoEA of The North Pacific, Member of the Regional Assembly of The North Pacific
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It's the chaos fetish theory.  As soon as you think of it, it automatically exists.
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If you have a proplem, blame Soly.

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1312 on: June 05, 2007, 03:25:03 AM »
*Taco pulls a handgun from beneath his trench coat and puts a bullet clean through Trey's eye and another shot sends hits his falling hand sending the cookie flying which is caught by Taco* Mmmm more panda cookies, and frosted with Trey blood... a new taste sensation!
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Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1313 on: June 05, 2007, 04:20:03 AM »
*Latagon taps a nail into the now repaired bar wall, and hangs a sign on it reading:  All Treys are now to be shot on sight.*

Yep, that about does it.  Taco, Alger, Orsis, Genie, Alana.  After mere minutes of work, we have rebuilt the bar, and are now able to enjoy drinks on Tal's tab once again!  All hail the great and mighty Genie for this magnificent feat!
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1314 on: June 05, 2007, 06:43:56 AM »
*approaches the Tavern*

Hey, you rebuilt it!

*examines sign, turns around, and shoots Trey several times*
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Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1315 on: June 05, 2007, 11:55:42 AM »
Yep, and I checked it.  Everyone's bar tab got destroyed in the explosion!
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1316 on: June 05, 2007, 02:19:06 PM »
"Excellent!  Bloody Mary's all around, then."
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1317 on: June 05, 2007, 02:51:09 PM »

*stands in the doorway, looking over the carnage*

*flips up visor*

Looks like I missed out on the fun again... Crap!
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1318 on: June 05, 2007, 06:23:10 PM »
(Talmann reminds everyone that Tavern is indestructible... did that the last time it was destroyed, check the history)

Dang'burn it! I told y'all to quit this roughhousin' an' use the lockers I built!

*walks off muttering something, whilst a) grabbing a quick shot of Heineken, b) grabbing a cookie, and c) holding a phlanx shield behind him to prevent from being shot*

Hey Emp.
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"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1319 on: June 05, 2007, 06:30:37 PM »
* Alana turns around on her barstool, blissfully unaware of the stains her messy drink-of-choice has left on her ankle-length skirt.

"Ah, Talmann; you're back!  Shall we be singing, then?"
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