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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1290 on: June 05, 2007, 02:20:53 AM »
*Trey says-There's a video camera in here, isn't there.  Whatever you want to record, I'm in.  If you're freaky like that, OK
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Vive Mon Genie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1291 on: June 05, 2007, 02:26:22 AM »
 *trey hears fabric rustling and look around.. sees a small shift in a wall... and hears a voice*

actually i am a man.. * a boy jumps own and leans against the wall*

Vive is taking a bath in the hot sprigs and she told me to watch you for her.. and she Left VIDEOGAMES!!!

* the boy whips out his Nintendo wii and his x-box with thousands of games and gives you puppy dog eyes*
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Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1292 on: June 05, 2007, 02:29:46 AM »
*cough*

Son of a bitch!  That was a really big f*cking gun!  :P  

*Brushes off burns*

Ok, Orsis, Larry, it's ok to get up now.  That zombie with the BFG is gone.  We've got weapons in the bunker out back.  I say we go get some revenge on that zombie, who for some reason I'm pretty sure is a total pervert.  Just a hunch...
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1293 on: June 05, 2007, 02:33:03 AM »
OK Lata...you follow your storyline, I follow mine...

No little boy...you are really a 30-yr-old man...I watch To Catch A Predator.

*Trey clotheslines little boy and tries to find an exit.

*By the way, Trey actually knows Vive in real life, so this is less perverted than you think...only slightly less, though

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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1294 on: June 05, 2007, 02:37:49 AM »
OOC:  Well you can't actually kill me, we proved that when the bar blew up.

So, now.  Who wants to go zombie hunting?

*Several survivors raise their hands*

Hah!  That was a trick question.  Only fools would want to hunt the un-dead, so you must be zombies trying to get us all killed!

*Latagon shoots the people with their hands raised*

Now, off to the zombie proof bunkers!

OOC:  Only slightly less...
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Offline Vive Mon Genie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1295 on: June 05, 2007, 02:38:45 AM »
~I DON'T KNOW THIS MAN!! HELP STALKER !!~

* vive , on her way back to the taverns ruins , sees latagon *

hey.. you guys ok? i just have a few scratches.. nothing bad.. that trey guy is locked in an illusion jutsu that i learned in japan... so you guys ready to rebuild?
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1296 on: June 05, 2007, 02:40:58 AM »
*Trey runs back to the taverns, sees Lata and Vive, and begs not to get shotgunned
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Vive Mon Genie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1297 on: June 05, 2007, 02:41:48 AM »
* drags latagon over and creates a secret plan*
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Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1298 on: June 05, 2007, 02:43:00 AM »
*Whispers with Genie*

Yeah I got it

*Walks over to Trey*

Hey Trey, do you want to go Zombie hunting?

*Whispers to the rest*  You guys get started rebuilding the bar.  I'll take care of this.
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1299 on: June 05, 2007, 02:44:48 AM »
No I do not want to go zombie hunting...I am not a zombie, and I am not a traitor.  I want to save us, but I am not a fool either.  Let's rebuild the tavern, buddy!
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1300 on: June 05, 2007, 02:46:13 AM »
*Looks over at Genie*

That wasn't part of the plan

*runs over and begins plotting with Genie again*
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Offline Vive Mon Genie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1301 on: June 05, 2007, 02:47:58 AM »
* plot and get a new plan.. genie takes others and the broken furniture to the nation of Vive Mon Genie and takes them to the private furniture restoration sector*

hey latagon remember the plan,,

* runs off*
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1302 on: June 05, 2007, 02:49:46 AM »
Treygoslavia invades the nation of Vive Mon Genie and restores the furniture to their proper form using his all-purpose eye beams.  Trey then returns the furniture to the magically rebuilt tavern and walks in as a hero.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Vive Mon Genie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1303 on: June 05, 2007, 02:58:50 AM »
vive grabs her time machine , travels back to the invasion and stops him with her twelve thousand feet mutant penguin colonies and fights and win !!
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1304 on: June 05, 2007, 03:00:20 AM »
*Trey uses science to prove that time machines aren't possible, the time machine disappears in a puff of logic, and Trey is still a hero
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
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