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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1275 on: June 04, 2007, 07:05:10 PM »
* Alana wanders out of the outhouse, about 30 ft. from the blast zone.

"Gee, I picked a good time to go to the bathroom.  I did miss all the fun, though... Damn, should've held it."
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Offline orsis

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1276 on: June 04, 2007, 07:38:50 PM »
orsis starts to heal wolverine style again

"Gee this sure comes in handy - i just wish i knew what the fuck it was!"
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Even the most primitive weapons can still cause pain! (if only for the camel)

Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1277 on: June 04, 2007, 08:16:39 PM »
*cough*

Wow, a thermonuclear device.  I'll remember to steer clear of those from now on...

Wait a second...don't all bad zombie movies start with a nuclear device going off?  Oh shit!

*Pulls out rifle*

Maybe we should get out of here...
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Offline orsis

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1278 on: June 04, 2007, 08:21:40 PM »
* decides that due to his bizarre heeling abilities orsis has nothing to fear

"lets rebuild the tavern"
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1279 on: June 04, 2007, 08:31:45 PM »
*looks over at orsis*

Zombie!

*snatches rifle from Latagon and shoots orsis in the head*

That's better. Wait a second, how did I survive that blast? I must be a zombie too!

*turns rifle towards his own head*

Goodbye, cruel world!

~click~

Huh. Out of bullets.

*grabs a brick and starts braining himself*


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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1280 on: June 05, 2007, 12:57:42 AM »
I walk into the tavern wielding a BFG and quickly end the lives of Larry, orsis, and Latagon, but spare Allama because I run out of bullets...and because she posted farther down the reply topic summary list than the first 3 people that got vaporized.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Vive Mon Genie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1281 on: June 05, 2007, 01:14:04 AM »
* slowly lowers a titanium/ steel human shield that came out of nowhere*

What the..?!?  WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?!

*looks down *

Ewww!! I'm covered in... panda cookies and .... zombie parts?? that's weird... oh well ..

* brushes off outfit , flips hair and folds up the shield*

lets start rebuilding!! this place was cool!

 
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1282 on: June 05, 2007, 01:17:35 AM »
*I turn around and see Vive Mon Genie.

ZOMBIE!!!!

Before she alerts me to the fact that she is not, in fact, a zombie, she becomes salvageable only by using a squeegee.

I pick up Vive's leg and saunter over to the only live person, Allama, who seems strangely unresponsive.

ZOMBIE!!!

Allama's brains spilled on floor.

Oh no, I'm alone...surrounded by zombies...it's like I'm in a bad Resident Evil movie...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Vive Mon Genie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1283 on: June 05, 2007, 01:33:12 AM »
* Vive pops out of the wreckage all scratched up *

* cough* ouch... hey good thing i used the robot cloner 2000 that i got for Christmas

* looks at a crazed Trey*

Hey .. you with the leg... yeah.. um.. first .. I'M NOT A ZOMBIE!!! second.. What happened?!?!?!?!
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1284 on: June 05, 2007, 01:35:13 AM »
ZOM...Oh, ok, you're NOT a zombie...so what are you, some sick clone

Those idiots on the last page blew up the Tavern, and we have to rebuild it.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Vive Mon Genie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1285 on: June 05, 2007, 01:46:53 AM »
what the heck?!?!?!

WHY DID U KILL ALAMA???? YOU PSYCHO MORON!!!

* turns away*

great imma go take a bath ... now... have fun rebuilding.. BY YOURSELF!..

* walks toward the nation of Vive Mon Genie and walks into the hot springs facility*
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1286 on: June 05, 2007, 01:54:35 AM »
*Trey using Phoenix Down on Allama...she's fine now

Trey, who, you must remember, is still, ultimately, a male, follows the female Vive into the hot springs, deserting the Tavern

WHO WILL SAVE IT NOW???
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Vive Mon Genie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1287 on: June 05, 2007, 01:58:56 AM »
* Trey, who, you must remember, is still, ultimately, a male, walks straight into Vive's fist and falls to the ground in a crumpled heap*

I'm glad I'm a black belt in  tae kwon doe..

* shakes out the kinks in her fist and locks the hot spring facility door with a dead bolt*
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1288 on: June 05, 2007, 02:06:08 AM »
Good thing that was a clone.  *Trey comes around the corner, breaks the deadbolt with his eye beams, vaporizes any alternate shields Vive set up, and walk into the springs, looking for the baths.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Vive Mon Genie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1289 on: June 05, 2007, 02:18:26 AM »
* Trey walks into a room that looks like an FBI interrogation room.. he hears a scary voice but sees no one*

Trey .. what are you doing here? * the voice echoes..* 
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