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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1260 on: June 03, 2007, 05:37:35 PM »
*Alger, comforted by everyone's kind words, picks up a drink and goes over to Vive Mon and sits down with him.

"Hi! I'm a panda."
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Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1261 on: June 03, 2007, 05:46:50 PM »
*Cradles Rifle*
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Offline Vive Mon Genie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1262 on: June 03, 2007, 08:10:38 PM »
* stares at the rifle and suddenly clears throat*

well.. umm.. hello Mr. ... Panda? anyway... i like your rifle... ITS SHINY!!!

*runs over to touch it and sees reflection*

OOH!!! I CAN SEE MYSELF!!!!!
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1263 on: June 03, 2007, 08:15:26 PM »
*stumbles over to the bar*

Dammit, I'm gonna drink 'til I'm sober!
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1264 on: June 03, 2007, 11:12:51 PM »
*Looks at Viva Mon weirdly

Um...That's not my rifle.
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Offline Vive Mon Genie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1265 on: June 04, 2007, 12:28:24 AM »
* looks lost*

oh... oops i thought the glass in your hand was a rifle... hee hee my bad...

*looks at larry, head moving to the beat of the song playing on ipod. ( baby got back)*

Larry.. is that even possible?

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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1266 on: June 04, 2007, 12:53:26 AM »
*Hears what Vive is listening to, looks at his own behind, and moves aways.
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Offline Vive Mon Genie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1267 on: June 04, 2007, 03:56:03 AM »
* looks at algers retreating form but can't hear anything cuz of the music*

HEY! WHERE ARE YOU GOING??? HUH?!?!? SORRY.. COULD YOU REPEAT THAT?? I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD YUR SAYING!!!
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Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1268 on: June 04, 2007, 04:18:15 AM »
Wow, things is getting weird in here.  I want a cookie, but not one of those poisoned ones...  Hmmm...

*eyes Alger*

Maybe a Panda cookie...

*Aims rifle*
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1269 on: June 04, 2007, 04:28:40 AM »
*Dives behind the bar. And readies one of the unused moltovs from before.

Lata! Come to papa bitches!
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Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1270 on: June 04, 2007, 04:43:24 AM »
If you say so...

*Begins firing the high powered, armor piercing bullets at Alger's hiding space, the light wooden bar.*

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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1271 on: June 04, 2007, 04:54:59 AM »
*Taking many hits, Alger throws the molotovs one after another at Lata. BOOM! Direct hit! Alger then rips of fur lining to reveal "zomg1337hax0rs armor".


"Ow! That stings."
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Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1272 on: June 04, 2007, 05:02:03 AM »
*Unfortunately Alger drops one of the molotovs at his feet and catches himself on fire, while Latagon stands under a fire hose and puts out the fire.*

Luckily I'm resistant to most burns.  :p

*Takes off anti burn suit*

I guess I need a new one now...

*Goes over to Alger to find that he's been cooked into a perfect cookie by the Molotov.*

Dude!  Now that's what I call convenience.

*Begins eating the panda cookie*
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1273 on: June 04, 2007, 05:54:04 AM »
*Taco pushes the button after hearing fearsome combat from the bar. A thermonuclear device reduces the tavern to a smoking crater along with a few surrounding blocks*

*Walking among the wreckage, Taco kicks over a charred bar stool. Picks up something and begins to eat*

"Man what I won't do for a panda cookie" *The Taco's laugh hangs over the dead still night as a faint glow rises as if the souls of the vanquished were made luminous by the nuclear inferno* Never get between a Taco and his panda cookies...
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1274 on: June 04, 2007, 07:10:00 AM »
You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!
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