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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1215 on: May 31, 2007, 09:57:52 PM »
* Soly sighs at orsis' vulgarity and blasts him with a short burst of plasma.
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Offline TGSII

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1216 on: May 31, 2007, 11:16:35 PM »
*Collects plasma residue to sell on ebay.
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Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1217 on: June 01, 2007, 01:37:04 AM »
Quote from: Lord Grak on May 31, 2007, 02:05:56 PM
*staggers in waving a broken sword in hand*

Avast give me your best grog or ye shall all walk thee plank

Oh shit!  Zombie Pirates!  *Opens fire*
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1218 on: June 01, 2007, 01:41:56 AM »
*Walks in*

What the...

*shoots pistol in the air*

Alright, Alright. Settle down... Now I'm giving y'all three seconds until yeh be drinking an' actin' all civil-like. Now...

*grabs fire extinguisher and puts out ever-growing flame from cocktail*
*grabs other cocktails and throws them on Soly's cookies, burning them to ashes*

Now if y'all'll kindly place your weapons in these here lockers I made for each'a ya, we'll get down to some real business. Like... a free round of whiskey, on me! And by on me, I mean on the delegate's tab.

*looks around warily for anybody stupid enough to take that too seriously*
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1219 on: June 01, 2007, 02:19:24 AM »
As I finally walk back into my favorite pub, I wave hello to all.

My last experience didn't end so well...Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters don't go very well with New Coke (then again, New Coke doesn't go well with New Coke)

I am not too stupid to take this too seriously, I just want free drinks.

Thanks, Talmann!
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have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
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government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline orsis

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1220 on: June 01, 2007, 10:22:13 AM »
orsis finds the plasma hole in his stomach is mysteriously healing over (Xmen's wolverine style)

"what the Hell?"
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Offline TGSII

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1221 on: June 01, 2007, 10:42:47 AM »
*TGSII gives everyone flowers and asks them nicely to make love not war.

*TGSII is not a hippy.
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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1222 on: June 01, 2007, 11:21:57 AM »
* Soly looks at the burning pile of cookies, shrugs and incinerates Tal's kneecap.
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Offline TGSII

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1223 on: June 01, 2007, 11:24:20 AM »
*TGSII Gives up and smokes a pipe before the smoking ban comes into effect.
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Offline orsis

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1224 on: June 01, 2007, 12:09:37 PM »
orsis points out the lack of females for us all to make love to
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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1225 on: June 01, 2007, 12:23:10 PM »
* Soly winks at orsis.

"Who needs females? Like the USMC saying goes, 'there is no wrong hole.'"
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1226 on: June 01, 2007, 12:26:40 PM »
*backs slowly away from Soly*
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Offline TGSII

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1227 on: June 01, 2007, 12:29:07 PM »
*Follows Larry.
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1228 on: June 01, 2007, 01:20:12 PM »
* Alana slaps orsis (again) and walks over to the bar for a nice sit down.

"The flowers are lovely; thanks, TGSII!  It's too bad you're not a hippie, really.  Are any of my fellow flower children present, or must I freak out the squares all by my lonesome?"

* Alana does an interpretive dance on the bar, representing the folly of mankind in cowtowing to oppressive governments.  It mostly looks like she's thrashing around like a fish.
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Offline TGSII

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1229 on: June 01, 2007, 01:44:40 PM »
*TGSII wonders why Allama's post is multi-coloured.

*TGSII continues smoking bubble pipe.
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