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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1200 on: May 31, 2007, 09:20:26 AM »
You do realise you now have poisoned blood?
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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1201 on: May 31, 2007, 09:42:00 AM »
You do realise I'm immune to my own poison? Besides, it's the Shining Cookie.
 
* Soly hides the SC in his pocket.
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1202 on: May 31, 2007, 09:56:05 AM »
You're immune to your own poison? What are you, a snake? Anyway, I don't think they're really poisoned; I ate one a while ago, and now I'm fine.

Oh, by the way: yoink!

*grabs the Shining Cookie and runs like hell, again*
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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1203 on: May 31, 2007, 10:03:37 AM »
* Soly shoots the ceiling so that a large stone knocks Larry out and retrieves that SC.

"I don't think so."
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Offline orsis

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1204 on: May 31, 2007, 11:02:38 AM »
*orsis starts making molotovs and lining them up along the counter*

anyone got a light?
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1205 on: May 31, 2007, 11:50:51 AM »
*gets up groggily and looks at orsis*

Yeah, I've got a lighter here.

*passes it to orsis*

Why, what's it for?
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Offline Lord Grak

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1206 on: May 31, 2007, 02:05:56 PM »
*staggers in waving a broken sword in hand*

Avast give me your best grog or ye shall all walk thee plank
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Offline orsis

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1207 on: May 31, 2007, 02:37:16 PM »
orsis decides Soly has crossed the line by desecrating cookies - lights a molotov and throws it straight at Soly's face

"Shining cookie be damned!  You cookie poisoner!"
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1208 on: May 31, 2007, 03:37:56 PM »
*picks up a molotov and takes a sip*

Wow, that's disgusting.

...Oh, wait, it's not that type of cocktail?
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1209 on: May 31, 2007, 03:48:32 PM »
* Alana regains consciousness and staggers back into the main room.

"What the bloody hell just happened?  Where's that panda?  I'll kill 'im!  ...for that matter, where's my drink?"
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1210 on: May 31, 2007, 04:19:49 PM »
I took Alger to the vet. As for your drink...here, try this.

*hands Allama the molotov*

It tastes better if you set fire to that rag first.
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1211 on: May 31, 2007, 05:47:11 PM »
why cant we all just drink and be friends!?!?!?
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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1212 on: May 31, 2007, 05:59:19 PM »
* Soly wonders why orsis threw the molotov cocktail at the wall between them.
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1213 on: May 31, 2007, 06:24:31 PM »
* Alana grabs a bottle of wine and pours a glass for herself and an extra.

"Hey, where'd my fiancé go?"
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Offline orsis

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1214 on: May 31, 2007, 07:51:51 PM »
i dn't know but when we find her i hope u two are up for celebratory, prenuptial sex in front of us all
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