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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1185 on: May 30, 2007, 06:09:15 PM »
* Soly subtly shifts the big, looming pile of cookies back behind the large oven, causing the heap to shake ominously.
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Offline orsis

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1186 on: May 30, 2007, 07:05:39 PM »
cookies!
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1187 on: May 30, 2007, 08:41:04 PM »
Who let him in here?

For that matter, who let me in here?
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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1188 on: May 30, 2007, 08:46:22 PM »
* Soly pulls out an X-COM plasma rifle from the cookie pile.

"I think the question is, who's going to let you out before I do?"
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1189 on: May 30, 2007, 08:54:07 PM »
*gulps*

No, don't worry, I'm leaving.

*grabs a cookie and runs like hell*
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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1190 on: May 30, 2007, 09:04:12 PM »
* Soly notices that Al's still distracted by the cake and resumes hiding the humongous pile of poisoned cookies.

Yes, poisoned.
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1191 on: May 30, 2007, 09:07:46 PM »
*wanders back into the kitchen*

You know, that cookie tasted kinda funny. And not ha-ha funny. More like...

*collapses onto the floor*
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1192 on: May 30, 2007, 09:30:39 PM »
*wakes back up and staggers to his feet*
what the hell did i do this time *looking at the dead body blood and broken glass and broken pool stick*
i need a beer that is enough liquor i am tooooo mean on that stuff sorry about the breaking the bottle and all that stuff
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Offline TGSII

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1193 on: May 30, 2007, 10:24:15 PM »
*Walks In.

*Looks Around.

*Raises Eyebrow.

Hmmm.  This looks like a nice place to get a drink.

*Orders everyone a drink as it's my first night in the bar.
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1194 on: May 31, 2007, 12:25:02 AM »
*Still in need of a fight. Algerianbania wonders into the kitchen and saunters over to were Soly is plotting evily, and where Alana is shoveling cake into her mouth.

"WOOO! This isn't my car!"

*Stabs Soly with a cutlery knife, and bangs Alana's head on the counter. Quickly grabs the cake and runs, eating it more piggishly than Alana was.
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Offline TGSII

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1195 on: May 31, 2007, 12:29:29 AM »
*Merrily sits and enjoys the entertainment provided by the other guests.
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1196 on: May 31, 2007, 07:58:07 AM »
You know, someone should call the police.

*continues to sit and drink*
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Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1197 on: May 31, 2007, 08:56:40 AM »
I'll take care of this.

*Shoots Alger four times.*

Well...My motto is "Shoot first, kick the panda later."  Would somebody please get Alger to the hospital?  He seems to be dying of massive blood loss.
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1198 on: May 31, 2007, 08:58:27 AM »
Ok, fine. But you owe me one, panda.

*picks up Alger and walks out of the Tavern*
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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1199 on: May 31, 2007, 09:03:53 AM »
* Soly falls down to the ground, bleeding, but a shining cookie drops from the pile and as it touches the wound, Soly is healed once again.
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