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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1170 on: May 28, 2007, 11:55:23 PM »
"dragged out by 4 big guys wile a fifth arms a home made bomb w/  short time left'
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1171 on: May 29, 2007, 04:41:17 AM »
hehe... got my boomage in for today... Oi... me back
*cracks back*
Ah, much better... Alas, it be getting late. I should be off fer bed.
*finishes his beer in a single gulp*
Auf Wiedersehen!
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Offline orsis

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1172 on: May 29, 2007, 06:48:26 PM »
taco we shud be able to get a tank from the military establishment i've been nicking this equipment from but a tanks a 2 man job - i need ur help and with a little extra help we should be able 2 take an apache
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Even the most primitive weapons can still cause pain! (if only for the camel)

Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1173 on: May 29, 2007, 07:23:19 PM »
"PUR, honey, is this for me?"

* Alana giggles and admires the ring on her finger.

"That's that, then: we'll have to move to Massachusetts for the wedding."
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1174 on: May 29, 2007, 09:12:10 PM »
'walks in w/ head wrapped up and takes a seat at the end and stars drinking again'
talman sucks give me the best rum u have and put the rest of my drinks on his tab
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1175 on: May 30, 2007, 01:24:31 AM »
*Walks in from doing something, wants to fight and punches Talmann in the face.
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1176 on: May 30, 2007, 02:55:44 AM »
"grabs a nearby beer bottle and breaks it over talmann's head"
that takes cares of that
sits back down and finishes the rum and falls passing out
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1177 on: May 30, 2007, 06:49:59 AM »
*smacks Alger across the face with a pool cue, just for the hell of it*
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Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1178 on: May 30, 2007, 10:49:16 AM »
*Shoots the rifle into the air*

Ok, everyone go back to your beers.  I'll take care of these three morons.  Outside NOW!

*The four walk outside and the gun is fired three times*

Ow!  Shit!

*Latagon walks in holding his foot.*

Bastards jumped me...
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Offline orsis

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1179 on: May 30, 2007, 11:41:27 AM »
don't worry - i think allama still has the other rifle
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1180 on: May 30, 2007, 03:52:22 PM »
* Alana wonders what the hell is going on and wanders into the kitchen to escape the chaos (and look for cake).
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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1181 on: May 30, 2007, 05:04:42 PM »
* Soly greets Al' in the kitchen after promptly hiding the huge batch of cookies and dusting flour off his uniform.

"Lovely weather, ne?"
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1182 on: May 30, 2007, 05:11:01 PM »
"Oh, didn't see you come in.  Hello, kitten!  It is gorgeous outside, isn't it?"

* Alana peers at the thin layer of flour on the floor.

"Hey... were you baking?  I need cake, Soly."

* A fanatical gleam alights in her eyes as she reaches out her had imploringly.
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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1183 on: May 30, 2007, 05:35:22 PM »
"Eh, cake, madammoiselle? I suppose there's some here."
 
* Soly walks over to a device that isn't all too unlike a cappucino machine, excepting the huge mass of wires connected to a chocolatey piece of cake where the cup is usually set, detaches the wires and offers the cakeling.

"Ignore the dents, it was attached to that improbability thingie. Strawberry and banana, I think."
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1184 on: May 30, 2007, 05:50:16 PM »
* Alana grins with glee and pounces on the cake, somehow managing to thank Soly with a quick hug in midair without deviating from the flight path.

"MMMMM, it has Kahlua icing."
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