Last to post wins

[Bara]

Yes!

No! im 1st! damn it!

[Larry]

There, happy now?

[Bara]

yep. Crap!

[Larry]

You're going to have to stop posting.

[Bara]

but then my post count cant get higher.

[Larry]

Why does it need to be higher?

[Bara]

i want to reach 7,000 posts

[Larry]

And then stop?

[Bara]

no, i like the fourm too much to leave.

[Larry]

Then what's the point of aiming to reach 7,000? You'll soon pass that, and keep setting your sights on new horizons, never satisfied until there are no more posts to post. And then you'll mourn for the days when you had only 6,000 posts, and an aim in life, and you'll eventually wither away to nothing.

At least, that's what I'd do.

[Bara]

i was born without a life. Thast why i created the GLA. for thoese who dont have a life.

[Larry]

You...you were born as a zombie?

[Bara]

no no no. of course not. in fact, i am part of a local anti-zombie milita. We are holding a metting zeds are everyhwere. you guys are my only contact to the outside world.

[Larry]

Everywhere, you say? Need any help or anything?

[Bara]

Yeah. kill the zombies. you should also barricde your house. and get food and water. You will need it.