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Offline Trey

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Re: Last to post wins
« Reply #2190 on: July 27, 2007, 08:06:40 PM »
*Disarms Larry of rocket launcher, beats him over the head with it, and fires the remaining rocket at Xyrael.*
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Larry

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Re: Last to post wins
« Reply #2191 on: July 27, 2007, 08:10:56 PM »
Right, that's it. If I can't have the last post, no-one can!

*Larry takes off his coat to reveal the bombs strapped to his waist*

Let me win this thread, or die a horrible virtual death. The choice is yours.
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Enigmatic Comrade of The Party

Those who forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.

Offline Trey

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Re: Last to post wins
« Reply #2192 on: July 27, 2007, 08:25:28 PM »
Ok, first of all, you'd die too, so no one would win.

Secondly...*Trey uses his all purpose eye beams to detonate one of the bombs and teleport a safe distance away from the ensuing explosion.  He still wins.*
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Larry

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Re: Last to post wins
« Reply #2193 on: July 27, 2007, 08:30:17 PM »
Damn those all-purpose eye beams.

Luckily, I anticipated this, and covered this whole area with landmines. You'll be dead soon enough.
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Enigmatic Comrade of The Party

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Offline Trey

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Re: Last to post wins
« Reply #2194 on: July 27, 2007, 08:32:30 PM »
*Trey surrounds self with protective bubble, teleports into space, and uses his eye beams to explode the land mines from afar.  He then returns to Earth and returns it to how it was before the mass explosion...except Trey is the winner now.*
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Last to post wins
« Reply #2195 on: July 27, 2007, 08:38:23 PM »
What, are you Superman or something?

Ironic, really, that you have all those powers and you still can't stop me from winning.
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Enigmatic Comrade of The Party

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Offline Trey

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Re: Last to post wins
« Reply #2196 on: July 27, 2007, 08:40:20 PM »
It's all in the eye beams.  Glad I though of those...and good thing they have a defense mechanism where if an object besides myself approaches within six inches of them, they immediately roll inward and teleport me away.  Then I proceed to win.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Last to post wins
« Reply #2197 on: July 27, 2007, 08:43:42 PM »
So, wait, what would happen if you ever needed glasses?
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Enigmatic Comrade of The Party

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Offline Trey

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Re: Last to post wins
« Reply #2198 on: July 27, 2007, 08:46:47 PM »
I'd look in a mirror, my eye beams would turn on "able to be reflected mode", and I'd do self-LASIK surgery.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Larry

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Re: Last to post wins
« Reply #2199 on: July 27, 2007, 08:51:52 PM »
Wow. They really are all-purpose, huh? Where can I get some?
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Enigmatic Comrade of The Party

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Offline Trey

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Re: Last to post wins
« Reply #2200 on: July 27, 2007, 08:56:09 PM »
No one ever believes that they are, in fact, all-purpose.

I thought them up before I had even broken 100 posts so I could resolve some issue in the Tavern.  I'll try to figure out when I first used them.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Last to post wins
« Reply #2201 on: July 27, 2007, 09:01:32 PM »
By the way, you know how you go nuts whenever anyone says 'oblivion'? Is that only in the Tavern, or does it work in any thread? I really hope it's just the Tavern, or I'm in trouble.
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Enigmatic Comrade of The Party

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Offline Trey

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Re: Last to post wins
« Reply #2202 on: July 27, 2007, 09:05:44 PM »
I'm going to make the call that it's just in the Tavern.  Outside I seemingly take things much better.

I first used "eye beams" way back on June 4th (in the Tavern) to break a lock.  They became "all-purpose" a few weeks later (June 30th, during my Senate application), and they've been great ever since.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Last to post wins
« Reply #2203 on: July 27, 2007, 09:13:52 PM »
Hell hath no fury like a drunk guy with eye beams?

Anyway, it looks like you must have been born with them, and only recently learnt to use them. Guess there's no way for me to get some. Unless...

*finds some radioactive waste and rolls around in it*
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Enigmatic Comrade of The Party

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Offline Trey

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Re: Last to post wins
« Reply #2204 on: July 27, 2007, 09:30:35 PM »
Yeah, nice green boils you got there.  And no, hell still hath no fury like a woman scorned.  Read this article...I talked with Vive and, as stated, she knew exactly what I was talking about.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
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