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Offline New History lovers

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Re: Last to post wins
« Reply #1215 on: April 30, 2007, 03:21:46 AM »
*shoots Trey*

Now I have victory!  Beer for everyone!

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Offline Trey

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Re: Last to post wins
« Reply #1216 on: April 30, 2007, 03:32:52 AM »
Haven't you ever seen an action movie? Never shoot someone just once.

*Trey gets up and makes a Jackson Pollock with New History Lovers*
Still, that was a good idea.

Beer for everyone!

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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Last to post wins
« Reply #1217 on: April 30, 2007, 03:35:23 AM »
Algerianbania thinks Trey's Jackson Pollock is shit and shoots him 5 times.

I win!!!!! :-P :congrats: :congrats:
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Offline New History lovers

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Re: Last to post wins
« Reply #1218 on: April 30, 2007, 03:38:23 AM »
*rises from the dead*

You'll have to do better than that!!!!!!

*unloads an Uzi into Algerianbania, then an AK-47 into Trey.  Reloads both weapons*

Beer for everyone!

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Offline Trey

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Re: Last to post wins
« Reply #1219 on: April 30, 2007, 03:41:43 AM »
*One problem...this is a virtual world.  I just used a Phoenix Down on myself, sucked New History lovers into a black hole, grabbed his guns, unloaded the Uzi clip into Algerianbania, the AK into the black hole, and posts last.

I win...
Besides, by now everyone should be vomiting from all the beer we gave them.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline New History lovers

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Re: Last to post wins
« Reply #1220 on: April 30, 2007, 03:44:48 AM »
Of course, the black hole leads to the inside of Trey's head, from which I set off TNT, blowing his head off.

I jump out, become full sized, armed to the teeth, with tiny miniberettas for each individual tooth.

*gets everyone drunk and slaps them with fishes to keep them from posting*

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Offline Trey

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Re: Last to post wins
« Reply #1221 on: April 30, 2007, 03:52:16 AM »
What you don't realize is that I am like a Russian Babuska.  You open one up and another is inside.

I come out and shove 42 Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters down New History Lovers' throat, and his brain just sort of dematerializes.  I use the miniberettas to make his body completely unuseable again, and now...

I win.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Musachanage

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Re: Last to post wins
« Reply #1222 on: April 30, 2007, 04:35:31 PM »
Not like you guys will win anyways.
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Offline Allama

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Re: Last to post wins
« Reply #1223 on: April 30, 2007, 04:43:08 PM »
Of course, you all failed to recognize one simple fact: I don't even like beer.
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Offline New History lovers

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Re: Last to post wins
« Reply #1224 on: April 30, 2007, 04:43:58 PM »
I win.
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Offline Musachanage

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Re: Last to post wins
« Reply #1225 on: April 30, 2007, 04:44:37 PM »
Well I love beer, which makes me the automatic winnar.
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Offline Allama

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Re: Last to post wins
« Reply #1226 on: April 30, 2007, 04:47:31 PM »
But I'm a wine snob, so I'll always believe I won.
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Offline Musachanage

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Re: Last to post wins
« Reply #1227 on: April 30, 2007, 04:49:09 PM »
I used to sell wine, trust me, wine drinkers are not winners. I am.
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Offline New History lovers

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Re: Last to post wins
« Reply #1228 on: April 30, 2007, 04:49:54 PM »
I'm not legal to drink, so, as the only one not drunk, I win :)
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Offline Musachanage

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Re: Last to post wins
« Reply #1229 on: April 30, 2007, 04:51:07 PM »
You're not cool enough to drink. Automatic fail. I win.
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