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Offline Allama

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Re: I like V person because...
« Reply #495 on: May 30, 2007, 06:05:24 PM »
I can't help myself; doing the electric slide under a shower of liquefied kiwi fruit is so erotic!

I like V for having even weirder fetishes than me.
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Offline Solnath

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Re: I like V person because...
« Reply #496 on: May 30, 2007, 06:07:27 PM »
Amen.

I like V because they seem to always find their way back home.
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Re: I like V person because...
« Reply #497 on: May 30, 2007, 06:28:28 PM »
I like V because his home has over 1000 clocks, everywhere; on the wall, the ceilings, the floors, the shower...
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Re: I like V person because...
« Reply #498 on: May 30, 2007, 07:30:23 PM »
indeed i try 2 make all shagging sessions last at least 1 hour - and thts the best way i can come up with 2 do it
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Offline Solnath

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Re: I like V person because...
« Reply #499 on: May 30, 2007, 07:35:27 PM »
You count together the seconds and wham! 3.6 seconds later you're done.

I like V because they will join my inner circle.
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Re: I like V person because...
« Reply #500 on: May 30, 2007, 07:53:11 PM »
Yes!  Now tell me by tht u dn't mean ur butt crack...

i like V because they are an ace freerunner
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Offline Solnath

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Re: I like V person because...
« Reply #501 on: May 30, 2007, 08:29:03 PM »
I didn't and I amn't.

I like V because they can take a joke as well as a mag-lev train to the groin.
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Re: I like V person because...
« Reply #502 on: May 30, 2007, 10:34:45 PM »
Owch!

I like v because they have a charming personality that radiates cookies.
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Re: I like V person because...
« Reply #503 on: May 31, 2007, 02:26:54 PM »
indeed - take the cookies!

cookies make everything all better - and even compensate for my lack of sanity

cookies!  Cookies!

i lyk V becaus they remind me of george in the disney film George of the Jungle
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Offline Allama

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Re: I like V person because...
« Reply #504 on: May 31, 2007, 06:06:29 PM »
No te entendì.

I like V because he has never lost a bet involving a monkey.
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Re: I like V person because...
« Reply #505 on: May 31, 2007, 06:12:56 PM »
Neither have I won any.

I like V because V drinks a lot  :drunks:
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Re: I like V person because...
« Reply #506 on: May 31, 2007, 06:19:22 PM »
Only if you consider twelve bottles of wine a day "a lot", which is stretching it a bit.  ^_-

I like V because he goes drink for drink with me.
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Offline orsis

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Re: I like V person because...
« Reply #507 on: May 31, 2007, 07:59:58 PM »
ur forgetting all the time i spend passed out when i try and match u

i lyk V because they taught me about carpentry
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Offline Varkour

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Re: I like V person because...
« Reply #508 on: May 31, 2007, 08:31:24 PM »
Yes I did

I like V because he would take a bullet in the ass for me
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Re: I like V person because...
« Reply #509 on: May 31, 2007, 08:34:10 PM »
only in the meat

i like V because they have a never say die attitude
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