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Author Topic: Count to 10,000  (Read 136495 times)

Offline Larry

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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #3495 on: December 20, 2007, 05:04:58 PM »
3596 - *hides behind a sturdy wall, poking his head out to watch the ka-splosion*
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Offline Talmann

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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #3496 on: December 20, 2007, 07:40:51 PM »
3497- *watches as Bara the Hydra grows his now four heads back*
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Offline Larry

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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #3497 on: December 20, 2007, 08:05:25 PM »
3598 - Clearly, there's only one solution.

*slices all four heads off*
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Offline Talmann

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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #3498 on: December 20, 2007, 08:26:00 PM »
3499- *watches as eight grow in their place* You won't kill him that way, Larry...
Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Larry

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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #3499 on: December 20, 2007, 08:38:55 PM »
3600 - Don't panic, I have a plan

*slices off all eight heads*

Now everything will be better forever!
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Offline Talmann

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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #3500 on: December 20, 2007, 08:59:19 PM »
3501:
*Instead of eight heads regrowing, only one grows, but Bara grows 16 arms, each one with a different weapon*
Hmmph. Great plan, Larry. Now he can kill all of us without moving ALL his arms.
Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Larry

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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #3501 on: December 20, 2007, 09:48:33 PM »
3602 - *prepares to slice off the arms, then realises that this hasn't been working too well so far*

Hmm, how about this?

*covers Bara in quick-drying cement*
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Offline Bara

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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #3502 on: December 20, 2007, 11:12:55 PM »
3603- *crushs the cemnt, and eats larry, tal mox, and anybody within 50 miles8

you guys sure didnt read the story of herucles vs the hurda...fucking idiots.
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Talmann

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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #3503 on: December 21, 2007, 01:58:13 AM »
3504- I did, but noooo.... Larry kept chopping. You're supposed to burn the stubs, making the last head invincible and then cut it off and bury it under a mountain. Geez, some guys just don't know their mythology...
Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Larry

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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #3504 on: December 21, 2007, 08:34:02 AM »
3605 - Hey, everything I know about mythology, I learnt from video games. And in my experience, if a friggin' monster charges at you, you just hit it until it dies.
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Offline Talmann

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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #3505 on: December 21, 2007, 04:05:28 PM »
3506- Well, that just goes to show you you don't believe everything they tell you in video games... (shocking, I know, Bara)
Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Larry

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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #3506 on: December 21, 2007, 05:06:43 PM »
3607 - Well, at least I can rely on good ol' TV to teach me about life.
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Offline Talmann

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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #3507 on: December 21, 2007, 10:00:05 PM »
3508-... *opens his mouth, then shuts it, shaking his head*
Nope... not even going there...
Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Larry

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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #3508 on: December 21, 2007, 10:26:22 PM »
3609 - Very wise.

So, still insisting on your wrong numbers, I see.
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Offline Talmann

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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #3509 on: December 22, 2007, 03:28:43 PM »
3510- *opens his mouth, then shuts it, shaking his head*
Nope... not going there either...
Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki