3223 - You seriously can't think of anything. What about the legend of Stink-face Jones, the smelliest hobo to ride the south pacific rails. They say Stink-face Jones showered only one a month on the falling of the full moon, he's bathe in cod liver oil and scrub off the layers of dirt using soiled wigs found in the finest dumpsters crack town had to offer. Truly he was a monster to be feared, in was in 1982 the Stink-face Jones met his end in a poker hall down in Lanfjord, Cal playing a crooked hand of cards against Slant-deck Willy. Some say if you go into the box cars and breath deep enough you can still smell old Stink-face Jones' spirit, riding the rails to this day looking for a nose to love that stench.
