2636 - You're all just a bunch of savage monsters to us Veggies

Beef, chicken, spam... if you're going to serve meat I say go for broke. A human flesh war! Thankfully I saved Bara chucks from the tavern.
*Taco motions and an army of catapults launch their payloads in unison... the sun is blocked by the various shot-up, burned, portal ripped, T-Rex digested, and other wise maimed chunks of Bara fly towards those who can't decide between being a chef or being a soldier.*