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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #2610 on: September 13, 2007, 02:41:04 AM »
2611 - VP Cookie is found floating face down in a glass of milk
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #2611 on: September 13, 2007, 02:41:52 AM »
2612 - A panda slaps the milk, and then drinks it.  :panda:
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #2612 on: September 13, 2007, 02:47:28 AM »
2613 - I poisoned the milk you silly panda!
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #2613 on: September 13, 2007, 03:00:32 AM »
Ah so it is the return of the Panda-Taco Wars eh?

2614 - The entire wheat, corn, sour cream, tomato, lettuce, guacamole, onion, and salsa crops of the world have all been destroyed in a freak natural disaster.
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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #2614 on: September 13, 2007, 03:51:07 AM »
2615 NOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #2615 on: September 13, 2007, 03:51:49 AM »
2616 - This Taco has already been made so the natural disaster drives up my value making me a millionare! Panda season is declared open!
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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #2616 on: September 13, 2007, 03:56:34 AM »
2617- Starving masses storm the house of one of the last remaining tacos made with lettuce and assorted other plants.
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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #2617 on: September 13, 2007, 04:26:22 AM »
2618-as I bail out the back of said house with that taco in a ruck sack
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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #2618 on: September 13, 2007, 05:46:20 PM »
2619 - The Taco uses hot sauce to burn his way out of the sack and runs to a nearby helicopter. Taco flies over the bamboo fields and drops powerful herbicides making bamboo extinct.
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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #2619 on: September 13, 2007, 06:41:43 PM »
2620 this calls for for a SAM. Whooosh-BAMMM
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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #2620 on: September 14, 2007, 01:18:15 AM »
2621 - Creation of liquid, injectable panda nourishment.
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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #2621 on: September 14, 2007, 01:26:31 AM »
2622 - number of ants in my house.
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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #2622 on: September 14, 2007, 01:59:34 AM »
2623 - Directs ants to eat the Final Taco.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #2623 on: September 14, 2007, 03:03:08 AM »
2624 - A tale of Taco versus the ants:

The ants come marching two by two. Their ranks form into a line stretching back well past the horizon and a lone Taco sitting up on the hill can hear their battle cry "Hurrah Hurrah". For a moment a flutter of doubt quivers across the Taco's guac, but it quickly steels the tremor and proceeds to do battle with the ants. The memories of his Taco comrades being fed upon by starving ants fresh in his mind Taco rolled a bowling ball head on into the column, they quickly form into ranks of three by three and manage to push aside the bowling ball. Still the ants march on, a renewed zeal in their battle cry "Hurrah! Hurrah!" However, Taco's resolve remains steadfast and using ancient Taco science magic he seeds the clouds and a massive torrent of water falls from the sky drowning the ranks of ants. The survivors form up, now in ranks of four by four the ants take dried fallen leaves and march onward using the leaves as boats. Taco shouts at the ants, "Why couldn't you make like a tree and leaf!", the ants find no humor in Taco's words and Taco summons a wind to overturn the leaf boats. The ants form in ranks of five by five and manage to keep the boats steady until the sky, having shed it's last drop clears. The sun begins to shine bright on the field, lush with ant bodies; but still the ants advance, closer all the time and now there battle cry shakes the very ground "Hurrah!! Hurrah!!" Taco, still determined not to be ant food pulls out a magnifying glass and begins to burn the ants with laser precision. Now they form into ranks of six by six and the ant mages summon a cover of clouds. Taco can hear a roaring laugh above the fury of the ants and spots a Panda in a tree a distance off "Silly Taco, surely this day your kind will vanish" "I think not you silly Panda!" Taco screamed "Feast on this ants!" and Taco took a jar of honey and threw it. As the ants came ever closer the jar of honey arched gracefully in the air landing firmly on the Panda's head knocking him unconscious and covering him in honey. The ants smelling an easy meal and sweet honey turn away from Taco and form into ranks of seven by seven. The ants cry out a victory cry as they feast upon sweetened Panda flesh "Hurrah! Hurrah!" and Taco raised his voice to cheer the ants on.
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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #2624 on: September 14, 2007, 03:54:06 AM »
2624 - The panda wakes up covered in honey and devouring ants. Already he has lost some flesh. Thinking fast the panda jumps up and rolls away, dislodging the ants from his fur, and creating distance between him and the ant army that is slowly approaching. They were now in a formation of 6*6, a force to be reckoned. The panda had to think, and he had to think fast. Grabbing his his every trusty magical bamboo shoot, the panda lunges at the the ants, swing the shoot in a wide arc. Is his able to sweep away a few surprised ants, but the others form up into 7*7, thus being able to block the shoots attack. Using the shoot as a vault he lunges back, ready to reassess the situation. The panda makes uses of his one and only panda-rage potion, the last one he has being he needs to make more. With his new rage, the panda charges into battle and attempts to trample the ants. But the ants are tricky and move out of the way. They gather up branches which they use as pikes against their foe. On the panda's next charge, he is stabbed in the paw by a particularly long branch that pieces all the way through the flesh. He stumbles and falls, and the ants begin to swarm him again. Have wasted all of his magical energies and being weakened, the panda is at the mercy of the ants. But he will not die like this. He will die in a glorious death like all pandas, not in some evil scheme by a taco. No! With his new burst of hope, the panda rises to his feet, summons the energies from within his soul, and executes the most powerful move known to panda-kind: the panda-slap. The ants are instantly annihilated. Tired and worn out, the panda returns to his secret hideout, where he will rest and prepare for the next battle.
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