Choose

[Delfos]

belly, Buddha agrees.

I just had soup but people are telling me about awful foods and I kinda wonder:
More delicious veggie soup or greasy delicious burger?

[Dictator Collin]

Neither, I want pizza.  But greasy delicious burger if I have to pick.

  or  ?

[Allama]

It's always more fun to have beer with a friend than pound a bunch of shots alone!

Losing a leg or losing an arm?

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Neither, I want pizza.  But greasy delicious burger if I have to pick.

You do have to pick. That's the game. 

[Delfos]

losing a leg « terrible, I just want to be able to play games lol seriously it's better you're able to work with both hands even without a leg, I think I'd be more ok without a leg than an arm, I could get one of those cool metal legs.

Losing your waist line or not eating your favorite food(s) bc of diet?

[Allama]

Losing my waist line. A temporary diet is one thing but for life? Pssssshhh food is the besssssst!

9' tall or 2' short?

[Delfos]

wow, I've no idea what that is about...

* Delfos  goes check how much inches are

w/e it is, it's better to have more and plenty than less and not enough. w/e it is..............

tall and thin or short and large? tables...

[LadyKnightSyl]

tall and thin

teleportation or time control?

[Delfos]

teleportation...time control would be awesome but....I'd still have to haul my ass everywhere

Cuba Libre or Cuban rum?

[Allama]

Cuba Libre

Wear all black clothes for the rest of your life or wear numerous clashing colors every day?

[Delfos]

colors, black is great but...repetitive.

Large smart phones or tablets?

[Allama]

Tablets: if you're gonna make it enormous, you may as well commit.

  or  ?

[Delfos]

that one is hard, but I still rather the "2nd one" 

store-brand bagged green tea or tea (hot water) with a real lemon peal?

[Allama]

Hot water w/ lemon peel    (no bagged green tea from the grossssssery store, thanks)

Becoming blind or deaf?

[Delfos]

deaf, you guys are great, I can now go deaf and legless.

Yellow and Black or White and Blue?

[Donaubund]

Is yellow and black and white an option? For ah - sentimental reasons, we'll call it!

Hrmn. Yellow and black. I think the colours are more striking. White and blue just remind me of the open sky, and make me nostalgically sad for whatever reason.

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You're walking across a mountain path. What's this? A hangglider that right on the clifface! It looks in fantastic condition... But, there's an ominously ratty parachute attached to it.

To the right, a bicycle that has an industrial grade parachute chained to it immovably. How peculiar.

SUDDENLY THE CLIFF FACE SPLITS DOWN THE MIDDLE! LAVA FALLS FROM THE SKY! A FULL ECLIPSE BLOTS OUT THE SUN! And you have only a few seconds to seize one of the two to make your escape from the faltering ground beneath you! Which will it be?