Café Zocolado

[Khem]

ewwww. i say no to boys stripping anywhere near me.

[Delfos]

not even myself? 

[Solnath]

PUR's just being picky, nothing wrong with gender equality. Well...

[Khem]

pshhh men have their merits but their looks aren't one of them.

[Zimmerwald]

I agree.

[Myroria]

I need you all too sign a petition to get Theta Pi Tai established. Here's just some of the perks you get with joining Theta Pi Tai:

Complete forgiveness for not following Pha. A frat boy/sorority girl is almost as awesome as being a Pha worshipper.

A complimentary bowl. No, not for weed. Weed's illegal. This complimentary bowl will instead be for the massive amount of condoms/diaphragms you'll be needing now that you're part of a frat house.

A very large stereo for the equally massive amounts of Pink Floyd/Rammstein/Justin Timberlake (gag) you'll be listening to.

A keg.

All this, and more, will be yours if you get Theta Pi Tai established! Unfortunately, there are a couple of rules:

Gang-rapes are generally frowned upon. Try your best not to do them.

Communism inhibits our ability to buy beer, pizza, and more beer. Leave your manifestoes outside.

And that's it! Petition to have Theta-Pi-Tai today!

Signatures:
Myroria.
Gallipoli-China.
PUR.
Delfos.

[Solnath]

Meh, no communism or weed. No dice.

[Myroria]

Hey, I never said you couldn't have weed. I said the bowl wasn't for weed. And you know I was kidding about the communism. You can preach all you want, just leave your manifestoes outside. Reading cramps our style.

[Zimmerwald]

If we can bring RATM instead of Rammstein I'll sign...

[Myroria]

K.

[Khem]

well will i be given acid and a copy of dark side of the moon?

[Myroria]

Yes. Pink Floyd i5 t3h r0xx0rz.

[Khem]

alright add my name to the list!

[Myroria]

Done. You will become a sorority sister, and the adjacent building is full of whatever strange, lesbian delights you want to partake in.

How many signatures do I need, Eluvatar?

[Delfos]

for pink floyd, add mine too