News: The arteries of Taijitu run not with blood, but with kittens!
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.
And don't compare 300 to Titanic.That's like comparing 2001: A Space Odyssey to Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium.
That appears to be what happened to your cerebrum at some point.