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Offline Bara

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« on: November 21, 2007, 04:13:11 PM »
i really love i movie, i own it, and stuff. I was wondering bout you guys. Seen it? Own it? Love it? Hate it?
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: 300
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2007, 04:27:39 PM »
It was a good movie, not really as great in my opinion as some others seem to think. I like the art style of it, but the story itself was a little lacking.
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Re: 300
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2007, 04:28:21 PM »
what do you mean?
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Re: 300
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2007, 04:29:54 PM »
I mean without all the visual effects the movie would about as bland as rice pudding.
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Re: 300
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2007, 04:53:56 PM »
ok.
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Offline Delfos

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Re: 300
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2007, 05:51:38 PM »
I was DEEPLY disappointed by this movie. Beyond being American all the way, and not minding the history inaccuracy where they could keep at bloody least legend accuracy, the action was too damn short, caring mostly to wonderful (idiotic) pictures of hugeness (of the army, of landscape, of concepts). Didn't they watch Burton's movies? couldn't they at least try to make a good movie out of this 300 bs?
Then...they chose to show blood and *some* action involving it...what a huge disappointment. It was a worse action disappointment than with Apocalyptic, i expected more blood and more action, this had really just useless action showing big spears and big shields and a bearded someone yelling whole movie, if you could give them M16 and army helmets they would really sound like those American movies promoting the army action, it just generates comments like:
"wow! nice gun!"
"give them hell, bastards!"
"Oh that's unfair, put a bullet on his forehead!"
"He's so ugly, no wonder he's the enemy, DIE!"
"yay! explosions!"
"OH NOEZ! they killed his father! REVENGE!" (i can't remember who died)

Shortly, I would rather watch ice melting.

Offline Bara

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Re: 300
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2007, 05:53:34 PM »
your anti-amercianms is showing.
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Re: 300
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2007, 02:24:52 AM »
300 may not have faithfully represented the actual Battle of Thermopylae, but it conveyed the right message, that a group of 300 Spartans did indeed defeat a massive army of Persians. That's not American propaganda, that actually happened.
300 is simply an artistic interpretation of a real historical event. Now it's true that while stylizing the story a lot of historical facts were ignored or rewritten.
It doesn't bother me that much though, as 1) the movie conveyed the right message concerning the historical event, and 2) there's a movie called 300 Spartans from the 1960's that inspired Frank Miller to draw the original 300 comic. 300 Spartans is more historically accurate, and both have different ways of making you appreciate the same historic event.
Oh, and Gerard Butler rocks. Anyone who can play both King Leonidas and Erik, the Phantom from The Phantom of the Opera deserves an award for greatest actor ever. Can't wait to see him as Snake in the remake of Escape From New York.

Of course if you loved 300 you'll love 1776 ;D
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Re: 300
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2007, 02:47:41 AM »
your anti-amercianms is showing.

Well spotted, Bara.

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Re: 300
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2007, 03:00:41 AM »
Delfos, it's not pro-American at all, you idiot. Considering the word "America" isn't once-said in the movie, I don't think that it can be pro-American. And even if it was, is that bad? Or does it have to be everyone sitting in a circle sining Kumbayah for you to like it?

By the way, 300 is one of the few good movies made in recent years.
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Re: 300
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2007, 03:12:07 AM »
Or does it have to be everyone sitting in a circle sining Kumbayah for you to like it?

How else will Micheal row the boat ashore?
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Re: 300
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2007, 03:19:09 AM »
Wow, everything I hate in the world, all in one thread.  Wait, no Gov, nvm.
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Re: 300
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2007, 01:03:37 PM »
who said that?

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Re: 300
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2007, 01:48:12 PM »
The name of the poster is on the left you realize  ;)
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Re: 300
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2007, 02:19:35 PM »
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Beyond being American all the way
stating the ONLY and OBVIOUS cinema influence

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like those American movies promoting the army action
also influence but mainly because Americans are the ones that have that type of movie in culture.

Since those are the only references I've made to America, I don't see where the hell i said something anti-American. Now whenever i mention anything American and people just don't want to understand anything i say. It's not a problem of language, I'm not a master in English but I'm quite skillful for non-primary language, and if you do not understand it's because you're not willing to: That means ignorance.

Stating further, I actually like those army action movies the Americans do, but if I want to see a movie like that, I wouldn't like to see Spartans in skirts with big spears and shields yelling all the time fighting against handicap enemies.