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Offline Nightloser

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Things you would say to Santa if you had the chance
« on: September 01, 2007, 06:57:20 AM »
So, what would you say to Santa-Claus if you met him face to face?

ex. : Lose some weight you bastard...you're not fitting through the chimney in most cartoons.
Well, let's hear you.
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Offline Khem

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Re: Things you would say to Santa if you had the chance
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2007, 09:18:59 AM »
why didn't you bring me an army of geneticly enhanced ninjas? i asked for them every year! what the fuck fat man. do you know how disappointed i was? thats it i'm getting the tazer.
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Re: Things you would say to Santa if you had the chance
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2007, 02:35:37 PM »
Why go thorugh peolpes chimmeys? I mean, for all you now, somebody could have a freaking mine, or a freaking machine gun. And why red? you dont want to be seen right? and why the heck does that one deer of yours have a red light?@ it will wake peolpe up!
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Things you would say to Santa if you had the chance
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2007, 05:02:44 PM »
Hey Santa, I know I don't know you all that well and it may make the next question a little awkward.... but can I play with your sack for a little while? I know you have a surprise in there for me... ooohhh... it's warm.
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Re: Things you would say to Santa if you had the chance
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2007, 07:28:33 PM »
Surely a man who climbs into houses and kids bedrooms needs to be locked up?
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Re: Things you would say to Santa if you had the chance
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2007, 10:34:15 PM »
You mean locked up in the room with the kids? That's horrible!
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Re: Things you would say to Santa if you had the chance
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2007, 12:27:34 AM »
Hell no!

But doesn't Santa seem like a pervert?
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Offline Nightloser

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Re: Things you would say to Santa if you had the chance
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2007, 08:36:17 AM »
Well...he gives children gifts for no apparent reason...
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Re: Things you would say to Santa if you had the chance
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2007, 08:38:58 AM »
*sits on lap* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!
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Re: Things you would say to Santa if you had the chance
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2007, 09:00:23 AM »
LMAO@^^^^^^^^^^...oh I'm still waiting for the explosive tips to my Rambo bow set it has been 15 years
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Re: Things you would say to Santa if you had the chance
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2007, 10:29:32 AM »
Good day, I'm with OSHA and we've received some complaints from elves. I'll need to inspect your toy factory.
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