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Forum Meta => Archive => Archived Fun => Topic started by: Nightloser on September 01, 2007, 06:57:20 AM

Title: Things you would say to Santa if you had the chance
Post by: Nightloser on September 01, 2007, 06:57:20 AM

So, what would you say to Santa-Claus if you met him face to face?

ex. : Lose some weight you bastard...you're not fitting through the chimney in most cartoons.
Well, let's hear you.

Title: Re: Things you would say to Santa if you had the chance
Post by: Khem on September 01, 2007, 09:18:59 AM

why didn't you bring me an army of geneticly enhanced ninjas? i asked for them every year! what the fuck fat man. do you know how disappointed i was? thats it i'm getting the tazer.

Title: Re: Things you would say to Santa if you had the chance
Post by: Bara on September 01, 2007, 02:35:37 PM

Why go thorugh peolpes chimmeys? I mean, for all you now, somebody could have a freaking mine, or a freaking machine gun. And why red? you dont want to be seen right? and why the heck does that one deer of yours have a red light?@ it will wake peolpe up!

Title: Re: Things you would say to Santa if you had the chance
Post by: Tacolicious on September 01, 2007, 05:02:44 PM

Hey Santa, I know I don't know you all that well and it may make the next question a little awkward.... but can I play with your sack for a little while? I know you have a surprise in there for me... ooohhh... it's warm.

Title: Re: Things you would say to Santa if you had the chance
Post by: Amy on September 01, 2007, 07:28:33 PM

Surely a man who climbs into houses and kids bedrooms needs to be locked up?

Title: Re: Things you would say to Santa if you had the chance
Post by: Tacolicious on September 01, 2007, 10:34:15 PM

You mean locked up in the room with the kids? That's horrible!

Title: Re: Things you would say to Santa if you had the chance
Post by: Amy on September 02, 2007, 12:27:34 AM

Hell no!

But doesn't Santa seem like a pervert?

Title: Re: Things you would say to Santa if you had the chance
Post by: Nightloser on September 02, 2007, 08:36:17 AM

Well...he gives children gifts for no apparent reason...

Title: Re: Things you would say to Santa if you had the chance
Post by: Zimmerwald on September 02, 2007, 08:38:58 AM

*sits on lap* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!

Title: Re: Things you would say to Santa if you had the chance
Post by: Bialy Rycesz on September 02, 2007, 09:00:23 AM

LMAO@^^^^^^^^^^...oh I'm still waiting for the explosive tips to my Rambo bow set it has been 15 years

Title: Re: Things you would say to Santa if you had the chance
Post by: Brundias on September 02, 2007, 10:29:32 AM

Good day, I'm with OSHA and we've received some complaints from elves. I'll need to inspect your toy factory.