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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #255 on: June 08, 2007, 10:19:09 PM »
Of course it'd be better to make a new friend, but if you roll back out you have two options

Roll in front of a prison guard who beats you to death for trying to escape; or
roll through a portal into the whitehouse where you're naked chicken dancing
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #256 on: June 09, 2007, 10:39:53 AM »
of course it would be better to be beaten 2 death (stick with what you know)
but if you choose the embarassment of chicken dancing you have two options

1 it is a whitehouse in this universe
2 it is a whitehouse in an alternate universe
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #257 on: June 09, 2007, 07:00:31 PM »
of course it'd be better if it was an alternate whitehouse - one without bush in it - but if you're dancing naked for "da prez" you have two options.

Be poisoned by deadly rays of stupidity, or try to distract him with something shiny
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #258 on: June 09, 2007, 08:52:02 PM »
of course it would bebetter to take the stupidity rays as your too stupid to realise they r there but if u choose something shiny you have two options

1. distract him with a shiny barrel of oil
2 distract him with a shiny dime
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #259 on: June 09, 2007, 10:44:28 PM »
of course the shiney dime would be better but if you use a barrel you have two options.

Fight Bush Donkey Kong style; or try to convince him it tastes good and hand him a spoon
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #260 on: June 10, 2007, 10:56:19 AM »
of course it would bebetter to fight but if u try to convince hi, you have two options

1 he accepts the spoon (bearing in mind this outcome will kill him)
2 he doesn't
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #261 on: June 11, 2007, 12:38:03 AM »
of course it'd be better if he didn't take the spoon, but if he does you have to options.

Watch him chow down; or do the classic "airplane coming in for a landing" thing
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #262 on: July 03, 2007, 09:45:47 PM »
Time to resurrect another cool game!
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #263 on: July 04, 2007, 01:05:06 AM »
Then why not bring it back by playing it?
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #264 on: July 12, 2007, 10:19:41 PM »
Quote from: Tacolicious on July 04, 2007, 01:05:06 AM
Then why not bring it back by playing it?

*I was too busy pwning the games subforum at the time, with Larry challenging me at every turn.*

Of course, it would be better to watch him chow down and gag and collapse, if you do the "airplane coming in for a landing" you

Miss his mouth, spilling the oil all over his chin
OR
Shove the spoon and oil down his throat
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #265 on: July 16, 2007, 05:47:49 PM »
I would love to see him drool oil.

would you rather scratch a design in bush's contacts or paint a scene on his glasses?
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #266 on: July 17, 2007, 11:06:20 PM »
Meridianland, look at the format and change your post.  Contacts/glasses have nothing to do with the result of him drooling oil.
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potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #267 on: July 19, 2007, 05:50:09 AM »
If he drools oil, do you.

Clean it up,
 or
Leave it for him to figure out
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #268 on: July 19, 2007, 07:02:46 PM »
Of course it would be better to clean it up, but if you leave it for him to figure it out, he
gets on the ground and proceeds to lick it all up
or
Slips on it five minutes later
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potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #269 on: July 20, 2007, 12:40:10 AM »
Of course it would be MUCH better if he licked it up, but if he slipped on it, either:

A) He dies and Dick Cheney ascends to the Presidency
or
B) He lives, but goes into a coma, making Cheney only ascend to Acting Presidency.
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