Two Options

[Solnath]

This game is infernal. Simple and infernal.

The format is as follows, easy to catch, etc.:

1: "You're in a situation, you have two options:

2: Either you do alternative A or you do alternative B.

3: Of course it'd be better if you did A (or B, depending on which is actually better), but if you did do B (or A), you've got two options."

Easy enough? Everyone does one cycle. 3, 1, 2.

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You're in a pitch-black room. You are likely to be eaten by grue. (the set-up, number one)

You have two options:

Either you leave the room or stay in the room. (options, number two)

(Next one posts a solution (i.e. number three) and their own set-up and option. The story must be continuous, i.e. connected to previous cycles.)

[Tacolicious]

You stay in the room

1)Light a torch
2)Ready the Anti-Grue spray

[Solnath]

(Damn, forgot to add the format:)

Of course, it'd be better if you lit the torch, but if you decide to ready the anti-grue spray, you've got two options:

Either the can is empty or it's full.

[Talmann]

Of course, it'd be better if the can was full, but if it's empty, you have two options:

Either you pull out your Luger or your hunting knife.

[Solnath]

Of course, it'd be better if you whipped out your Lüger, but if you decide to use your knife, you have two options:

Either you stab the thing or you run away.

[Khem]

of course running is great exercise but you love blood so you stab it, you have two options.

you either laugh like a maniac or walk to the next room.

[PoD Gunner]

oh no! not this! 

[Allama]

Of course, it'd be better if you walked to the next room, but if you decide to laugh like a maniac you have two options:

Either you stand over the grue laughing until it recovers and gets back up, or you laugh from a safer distance.

[Solnath]

Of course, it'd be better if you did it from a safe distance, but if you stand on top of it while laughing, you have two options:

Either it attacks you when it recovers or it plays dead and hopes you go away.

[Allama]

Of course, it'd be better if it plays dead and hopes you go away, but if it attacks you when it recovers you have two options:

Either it you defeat it in honorable combat or challenge it to a game of riddles.

[Tacolicious]

Of course the game of riddles would be better (grues are horribly stupid and think riddles are an egg-based food stuff) but you challenge it to "honourable" combat. You have two options:

Kick it in the groin or point behind it yelling "what's that" and kick it in the back

[Algerianbania]

Kick is obviously better, so kick in the groin is the choice you make:

Guy you kicked kicks you back, or crumples over dead.

[Daimiaen]

oh no! not this! 

Funnily enough....that's exactly what I thought when I saw this.....

[Solnath]

oh no! not this! 

Funnily enough....that's exactly what I thought when I saw this.....

[03:30:19] * GMT has quit IRC (Quit: )
[03:30:27] * TGR has quit IRC (Quit: TGR: One of the Proud Founders of Taijitu)
[03:31:09] <Soly> When they wake up, they'll see my wrath.
[03:31:14] <Soly> Mwahahahahaa.
[03:34:37] * Soly resumes evil laughter.

Of course it'd be better if the grue'd die then, but if he kicks back you've got two options:

Either you resist the kick or you fall to the ground, writhing in pain.

[Allama]

Of course, it'd be better if you resisted the kick, but if you fall to the ground writhing in pain you've got two options:

Either you roll away across the floor or you try to kick upward to knock the grue over.