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Offline Larry

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #330 on: August 09, 2007, 09:43:06 PM »
Of course, it would be better if you had robot hordes to help you, but if you do it yourself you can:

Kill each individual human one by one; or
Head into space and blow up the planet
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Offline Trey

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #331 on: August 09, 2007, 10:45:35 PM »
Of course it would be more fun to kill everyone one by one, but if you blow up Earth, you
realize that now you have no home and float aimlessly until you are incinerated by the sun
or
wake up from a long sleep and a seriously messed up dream.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #332 on: August 11, 2007, 01:00:26 AM »
if it was a moive, the first option would be better. but if your not you can

A) realize that you had over 6000 beers last night

or

B) just don't remember anything and you have a dead body in your shower.
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Offline Trey

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #333 on: March 14, 2008, 03:34:57 AM »
You know, both are bad, but if you don't remember anything and you have a dead body in your shower you can

A) Keep it as a friend, Norman Bates-style.
or
B) Stow it in your freezer until the trash pickup next Thursday.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #334 on: March 14, 2008, 07:34:51 PM »
if you kept it as a friend, then you could plead insantiy, if not, you could

A) Get caught

or

B) Get away with it
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Offline Larry

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #335 on: March 14, 2008, 09:10:27 PM »
Of course, it would be better to get away with it, but if you get caught you can

Calmly accept whatever prison sentence you recieve, or;
Try to break out of jail
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Offline Bara

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #336 on: March 14, 2008, 09:18:10 PM »
some might just take it, but, if you want to, you can try to break out of jail and

A) You escape.

or

B) you get caught
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Offline Larry

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #337 on: March 14, 2008, 09:45:54 PM »
It would be better to escape, but if you get caught again, you can

Plead insanity; or
Shoot the place up
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Offline Trey

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #338 on: March 15, 2008, 12:33:23 AM »
Getting away with it would be easier, but if you get caught, you          A) Run like the Fugitive    or                                   B) Shoot like the Punisher
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #339 on: March 15, 2008, 01:16:15 AM »
uhh...
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Offline Kia Nation

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #340 on: March 15, 2008, 09:13:42 PM »
uhh... would be the appropriate response, but because you didn't choose any previous option, you either

A. Die
B. Live
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Offline Bara

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #341 on: March 15, 2008, 09:30:25 PM »
liveing us better, but, if you die you...

-Respawn
-Become a Zombie
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Offline Kia Nation

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #342 on: March 15, 2008, 09:32:44 PM »
Respawning is better. Having all of those organs and guts hanging out of your skeleton is nasty. However, if you die after respawning,

-you're dead
-you respawn again
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Offline Trey

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #343 on: March 16, 2008, 08:51:03 AM »
Jeez, Road Warrior...catch up on your classic movies and comics.  The Fugitive, with Harisson Ford, came out in the early 90s, and the Punisher has been a comic for a while (and a movie adaptation came out a couple of years ago...a sequel is in the works)
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #344 on: March 16, 2008, 05:16:59 PM »
Quote from: Trey on March 16, 2008, 08:51:03 AM
Jeez, Road Warrior...catch up on your classic movies and comics.  The Fugitive, with Harisson Ford, came out in the early 90s, and the Punisher has been a comic for a while (and a movie adaptation came out a couple of years ago...a sequel is in the works)


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