Two Options

[Kia Nation]

If God kills you,

-you go to heaven
-you go to hell

[Bara]

well, i think heavans a nice place, but what if you go to hell? You

-quickly wonder what you have done in order to get here

- you settle in.

[Kia Nation]

you would quickly wonder what you did to get here. For punishment:

-you have to lick the world's first toothbrush clean
-hot coffee is forever being spilled on your head

[Larry]

You know, if you read through this thread, it becomes apparent that we've been to Hell more times than I can count, and we've pretty much exhausted every possibility it provides. But, whatever.

It would be better if you had to lick the toothbrush clean, because at least you'd have something to do, but if you end up with coffee being spilled on your head for eternity:

-you plot to escape
-you accept your fate, because the coffee is actually fairly refreshing compared to the scorching fires of hell

[Bara]

while you plot to esapce, you realize

- you don't even know where hell is

- and, if you do escape how are you going to do anything? your dead.

[Larry]

That's never stopped us before!

You:

-fight your way out
-try to make a deal with the devil

[Bara]

of course, since i am picking it you fight it out. But,

- you need help

- you realize that your thirsty.

[Larry]

If you need help, you're going to have to ask either:

-one of the lesser demons
-one of the other suffering souls

[Bara]

Since there is more souls then there are demons, you

- give them candy and they follow you

- You kill all your rivals, and let them wear themselves out, allowing you to choose the strongest.

[Larry]

You manage to seperate out the strongest souls to help you, and together you attempt to break out of Hell. You:

-succeed
-fail

[Bara]

succeced! however,

- you army soon loots and pillages the earth

- you loot and pillage the earth.

[Kia Nation]

...you loot and pillage the earth. However,

-Earth is just a figment of your imagination
-Hey, look! Cheese!

[Bara]

Cheese!

- you eat it

- you eat it with salt!

[Kia Nation]

You eat it. However,

-it's poisonous
-it's old

[Bara]

after you figure its old

you still eat it

you eat it with pepper!