Two Options

[Kia Nation]

Anyway...

Respawning is better. Having all of those organs and guts hanging out of your skeleton is nasty. However, if you die after respawning,

-you're dead
-you respawn again

If you die, you're dead. Duh. However, if you die,

-you have to live
-you know you're dead

[Bara]

then your dead. end of story. no more options. your dead/

[Larry]

Great, you killed the thread.

As you lie dead on the ground:

A pack of wolves find you and drag you back to their lair; or
A bunch of kids come and poke you with a stick

[Bara]

While the kids are poking you, you can

-become a Zombie and eat them
-stay dead.

[Larry]

If you become a zombie and eat the kids, you can

Start looking for a cure for zombism; or
Shamble around town biting people to spread it

[Bara]

spreading it seems like a fun way to go! but

- you have to deal with the National Guard

- your a vegetarian.

[Larry]

Unfortunately, thou art a vegetarian, so you can either

Create an army of zombie carrots; or
Scrap the whole idea and kill yourself again

[Eientei]

Don't you know that people die when they are killed?  On the other hand, I won't die even if you kill me.  There's a dilemma for you.

[Bara]

oh nooo

[Pepe]

You could always scrap the whole idea and kill yourself, but if you create an army of carrots you would have to:

1) Work with carrots and turn them into mutant soldiers (which would suck, since you are allergic to them).
2) Pay someone to work with them (and  people who work with mutant carrots are really expensive)                                                           

[Larry]

It would be cheaper to work with them yourself, but if you want to hire someone, you can raise the money by

Renting yourself out for Halloween parties; or
Robbing a bank

[Pepe]

You could rent yourself for Halloween parties, but if you rob a bank you would have to:
1) Train yourself into deep control of martial arts.
2) Create an invisible invisibility cloak and use it to rob the bank.

[Bara]

martials arts will take a while, so you invent a cloak. But,

-it blows up in your face

- it takes away your sperm.

[Kia Nation]

it takes away your sperm. However,

-you are a girl
-you are sterile

[Bara]

if you are sterile then god

-kills you

-goes WTF?