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Offline Bara

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #315 on: August 07, 2007, 05:45:12 PM »
it would be cool to go all CSI and find the skeleton, but if you decide to kick your way to freedom you can

1) get tired and blow the wall up

or

2) keep kicking until you break down the wall
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Offline Larry

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #316 on: August 07, 2007, 06:28:50 PM »
Well, it would be better to blow it up, but if you keep kicking, you can:

Break through; or
Collapse from exhaustion
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #317 on: August 07, 2007, 07:45:30 PM »
Of course it would be better to break on through (to the other side), but if you fail and collapse, you
get dragged back to you room and operated on
or
are used by the nurse for her own pleasures.
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #318 on: August 07, 2007, 10:10:11 PM »
it would be cooler to go with the nurse... ::) but if you get operated on, you can


A) go all robocop

or

B) go all cyborg thingy
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #319 on: August 08, 2007, 01:44:56 AM »
Well Robocop was a cyborg, so it's really the same option. As a cyborg you become a:

Prototype military weapon who retains free will and decides to fight back against the "masters"; or
Become ED-209
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #320 on: August 08, 2007, 10:42:42 PM »
Of course it would be better to become ED-209 (at least you're comic relief), but if you become cliched robot, you...
get killed by Will Smith
or
lead the Robot Army to glory (with Lopez and Sheila at either side).
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have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #321 on: August 09, 2007, 07:10:38 AM »
Of course, it would be better to win the battle, but if you get killed you can:

Be thrown away with the rest of the junk metal; or
Be rebuilt even stronger, and hunt down Will Smith for revenge
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Offline Bara

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #322 on: August 09, 2007, 01:54:03 PM »
you know, I'm just going to choose option 2. everybody will choose it.

when you finally kill Will Smith, you can

A) Say some really cool line

or

B) just walk away
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #323 on: August 09, 2007, 03:28:43 PM »
Of course, it would be better if you could think of a snappy one-liner, but instead you just walk away and:

Get run over; or
Get attacked by killer bees
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #324 on: August 09, 2007, 04:06:30 PM »
Well a truck would be fun. But when the swarm of killer bees attacks you can:

Panic; or
Realize that bees can't hurt robots even if they are killers
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #325 on: August 09, 2007, 05:35:21 PM »
you would probably panic but if you some how remember that your a robot you can

A) Walk through the bees

or

B) Kill all the bees
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #326 on: August 09, 2007, 07:46:32 PM »
Killing the killer bees seems like a good solution, but if you walk away you:

Are chased by the bees; or
You walk away, straight into a car crusher
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #327 on: August 09, 2007, 07:48:28 PM »
being chased by the bees sounds like a good idea, becasue you cant be hurt, but if you run into a car crusher, you can

A) wave good bye to the world as your killed

or

B) look and see thats its not on, and walk away
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #328 on: August 09, 2007, 07:54:17 PM »
When you see that it's not on you stop waving and walking out, you:

Accidentally activate the machine and crush yourself; or
Decide to kill all humans
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #329 on: August 09, 2007, 09:38:53 PM »
If you choose the kill all humans option you can

A) Lead your robot hordes to glory

or

B) just do it yourself
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