Two Options

[Allama]

Of course, it'd be better to defend your honor, but if you try to apologize you have two options:

You can either get down on your knees and grovel or stay standing and shout your sorry's.

[Solnath]

Of course, the meat-pie-foreheads appreciate honour, so it'd be beter for you to stay standing, but if you do grovel, you have two options:

Either the meat-pie-forehead is so disgusted he leaves or he attacks you.

[Tacolicious]

Of course it'd be better to be spared but the Klingon cleaves you in half. You find yourself in the afterlife and are given an opportunity to choose a life in any period of time. If you can beat Death's game:

Which skull is the smaller skull under. You have two choices The Left Skull, or the Right Skull

[Solnath]

Of course, it'd be better if you picked the left one, because then you'd finally get some rest, but if you pick the right one under which the smaller skull hides, you have two options:

Either you rush out of Limbo or you plan carefully where you go.

[Tacolicious]

Of course it'd be better to plan carefully but you rush out of limbo.

You choose the 1400's, you can either be A Bar Wench or The Town Fool

[Allama]

Of course, it'd be better to be the bar wench, but if you decide to be the town fool you have two options:

Gambol around the town square or sit in the well spouting nonsense.

[Tacolicious]

Of course it'd be better to gambol about, but you sit at the well spouting nonsense. Minutes later you are being dragged to the church for heresy. You can either Try to cast a spell on the guards or let them take you to the church dungeon

[Allama]

Of course, it'd be better to let them take you to the dungeon, but if you decide to cast a spell on them you have two options:

You can either summon a slaad or an ice storm.

[Tacolicious]

Of course it'd be better to summon a slaad (salad?) but you create an ice storm

The guards slip and you slide right into the church dungeon. You have two options, Apply to be the new Dom or be made the new Sub

[Solnath]

(Summoning a slaad wouldn't actually be such a good idea.)

Of course, it'd be better if you applied to be the new Dom, but if you're made the new Sub, you have two options:

Either you like it or you like it a lot.

[Larry]

Of course, it'd be better if you liked it a lot, but if you like it, you have two options:

Either you stay or you leave.

[Bustos]

I am here to stay.


Oranges or Apples?

[Tacolicious]

It's hard to choose, you can't compare apples and oranges. And as a sub in the church dungeon even less so. You take a shot in the dark and choose apples. It seems the new dungeon master was formerly a doctor and you have chosen his one weakness.

you can either, Drive the apple into his heart slaying him or run like hell

[Allama]

Of course, it'd be better to slay him with the apple, but if you decide to run like hell you have two choices:

You can either head left to go down the stairs, or right to go up.

[Tacolicious]

Of course it'd be better to head up the stairs, but you head down the stairs and soon find yourself lost in the dungeon.

You have two options: Open the cell door with screams coming from behind it, or go into the Dom's lounge where you see a plate of unguarded cupcakes