Two Options

[Bara]

if you get pistol whipped and wake up in the hospital (again) , you have two options

1) Get the hot nurse to "make it better"

2) run out the open door.

[Tacolicious]

Of course a little naughty nurse fun would be better, but if you run out the open door you have two options:

The door is a portal to hell; or
The door is an open door in an elevator shaft - good thing you're on the 50th floor - you fall down the shaft, die, and go to hell

[Bara]

of course it would be easier to just get it over with, but if you dont and fall to you death you can

1) Play video games until you die

2) Watch a never ending porno.

[Trey]

Of course it would be better to watch a never ending porno, but if you play video games, you
spend the entire fall waiting for the ******* system to load.
or
are stuck playing an NGage for the final moments of your life.

[Bara]

of course it would be better to play the N-gage, but if you choose the other option, then you can

A) Wake up in Hell, and then ask why superman is there

or

2) Talk to Bara

[Trey]

Of course, it would be better to find out that pretty boy Superman is in hell with you, but if you talk to Bara, you
try to brain yourself but can't (since you're already dead)
or
actually have intelligent, meaningful conversation.

[Bara]

of course it would be better to have a intelligent, meaningful conversation but if you dont and try to brain yourself but fail you can

1)just sit there a talk

or

2) Walk to a father level of hell.

[Tacolicious]

Of course hanging out with a bunch of dads in hell would be fun, but if you just sit there and talk you can:

Talk about Spore; or
Have a good conversation about the nature of reality and the existence of the soul.

[Bara]

Of course it would be better talking about Spore, but if you dont then you can

A) Walk even father down the hell

B) Ask Satan to just send you somehwere else.

[Tacolicious]

Of course it'd just be better to ask for directions, but you just go walking deeper and find two doors, do you take the door labeled:

"Robot Monkey Death Squad Room"; or
"Mechanical Chimp Termination Legion Chamber"

[Bara]

of course it would be cooler to see the Mechanical Chimp Termination Legion, but if you dont, you can

1) Became a Robot Monkey

or

2) Wake up

[Tacolicious]

Of course the past tense of become a robot monkey would be cool - although grammatically incorrect -but if you wake up you have two options:

Wake up in Hell; or
Wake up in your bed with your Mom yelling that the breakfast cookies are done.

Cookies for breakfast? It must be Moma Khab!

[Bara]

It would be sweet to have cookies for breakfast, but if you wake up in hell, you can
^
NOTICE!
IT
STARTS
WITH
A
CAPITAL
LETTER!

1) Go to sleep and try agian

or

2) Sleep with some random ugly fat chick to get out of hell.

[Larry]

(Congratulations, Bara! If it weren't for the misspelling of 'again', that post would be totally and gramatically correct!)

Of course, it would be better to try and get out of hell, even if it meant sleeping with 'some random ugly fat chick', but if you go back to sleep you can either:

Wake up at home; or
Find yourself in a freaky dream world

[Bara]

i would be kinda cool to go to some freaky dream world, but if you wake up at home, you can

A) Go eat something

or

B) Play Video Games.