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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #270 on: July 20, 2007, 12:45:10 AM »
Of course both those options suck donkey balls. But if Bushy goes into a coma you have two options:

Convince Cheney to pull the plug; or
Try to make the doctors prove he wasn't brain dead before he went into the coma.
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #271 on: July 20, 2007, 12:57:55 AM »
ummm, god this is tough.... i guess Try to make the doctors prove he wasn't brain dead before he went into the coma.

Option 1) Join the Geek Libertion Army after bush awakens and orders it

Option 2) join the enemy Jock Army of Jockiness.
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #272 on: July 20, 2007, 01:00:49 AM »
Of course it'd be better to join the JAoJ, but if you wind up drafted in the GLA you have two options:

Become the Fett; or
Flee to Canada
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #273 on: July 20, 2007, 01:09:40 AM »
whats the fett?
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #274 on: July 20, 2007, 03:45:35 AM »
Boba Fett... Don't he command the GLA?
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #275 on: July 20, 2007, 12:23:02 PM »
no...just the military wing.

and i choose option 2.

Now that your the Fett you can

A) Lead your soldiers into to battle

B) Or let them get cut down by paint ball and airsoft bullets.
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #276 on: July 23, 2007, 10:33:50 PM »
Of course, it would be better to lead them into battle, but if you let them get cut down you either
Get killed in a mutiny
or
Run away to a safe haven
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #277 on: July 26, 2007, 12:13:14 AM »
You run Away to a Safe Haven. Now that you are here, you can

A) Live a Unhappy life

B) Become a Warlord and take over the area you ran away to.
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #278 on: July 26, 2007, 06:14:55 PM »
Of course it would be better to become a Warlord and rule your new home, but if you just live an unhappy life, you
Die in a strange accident at the age of 74 involving a cat and a wood chipper
or
Just end things early and end up in hell...again.
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #279 on: July 28, 2007, 12:24:07 PM »
it would be better to live long, but if you get stuck in hell, you can

Stay and talk with Bara, cause hes now a Geek Demon (see on of the game threads)

or

commit suicide and go father into hell.


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Re: Two Options
« Reply #280 on: July 29, 2007, 06:01:00 PM »
Of course talking with Bara seems like a deeper layer of hell... but I'll chance it on the deeper layers. When you get there you'll find:

Either two Bara's to talk you have to talk to; or
You wake up in Calgary with a splitting headache and a needle in your arm
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #281 on: July 30, 2007, 12:17:08 PM »
Of course, it'd be better to stay where you know the territory (like Hell), but if you decide to wake up in Calgary with a needle in your arm you have two options.

You can either shout in surprise and alert the nurse or jump out of bed and run through the hospital.
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #282 on: July 30, 2007, 06:37:17 PM »
Of course it would be better to shout in surprise, but if you run naked through the hospital, you either
get tazed by security
or
have the sedatives placed in your bloodstream be activated, and you collapse.
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potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #283 on: July 31, 2007, 06:39:59 AM »
of course a drug induced nap would be better, but if the guards tazer you, you have two options:

Make a crack about filing a "counter charge"; or
Rub your feet on the carpet and use static electricity to give them a taste of their own medicine
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #284 on: July 31, 2007, 11:17:35 PM »
Of course it would be better to give them a taste of their own medicine, but if you make the "counter charge" joke, you
get pistol whipped by the pissed-off guards
or
get transferred to Last Comic Standing
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potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
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