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Offline orsis

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #240 on: May 30, 2007, 07:38:53 PM »
of course the water bottle is the best idea but if u decide on force u have two options

have ur way with her there and then
or wait for somewhere more private
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #241 on: May 30, 2007, 11:11:49 PM »
Have your way with here there and then.

1)  She kicks you in the groin.
2)  The police come and throw you in jail.

Note: I'm awful at spelling, but I'm a grammar nut case.   O:-)
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #242 on: May 31, 2007, 05:03:08 AM »
Of course it'd be better to be kicked in the groin, but if the police arrest you you have two options:

Kick the police it the groin; or
go to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #243 on: May 31, 2007, 05:05:45 AM »
Of course it would be better to kick the police in the groin, but if you chhose to go to jail you have two options:

wait until you roll double dice, or
pay $50 and get out.
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Offline orsis

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #244 on: May 31, 2007, 02:02:29 PM »
of course it would be better to pay but if u decide to wait you have two options

1. masterbate over the nurse while you wait
2. pee on the rats in your cell for amusement
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Offline Trey

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #245 on: June 01, 2007, 01:56:57 AM »
Of course it would be better to masturbate to the nurse but, if you pee on the rats, you have two options:

1) Have the rats grow to unusual size because of your radioactive pee and eat you, sending you back to Hell.
or
2) Drown in your ever-rising pee, ending up as Hell's laughingstock.
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #246 on: June 04, 2007, 05:31:10 AM »
of course it'd be better to be mauled by mutant rats, but if you go to your golden watery grave you have two options

Crack a joke about getting pissed off; or hope you can drink faster then you can piss
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Offline orsis

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #247 on: June 04, 2007, 08:19:38 PM »
of course it would be better to crack a joke but if u decide to drink you have two options

1 realise that everything you drink must come back out but keep doing it anyway and pray for a miracle

2 try to hold it
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Offline Trey

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #248 on: June 05, 2007, 01:10:12 AM »
Of course it would be better to realise that everything you drink must come back out but keep doing it anyway and pray for a miracle, if you try to hold it you...

Hold it just long enough to escape the room, but lose your bladder, which exploded
or
Still drown and STILL end up in hell, as you don't have a going problem, but a growing problem.
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extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Vive Mon Genie

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #249 on: June 05, 2007, 01:25:45 AM »
i would rather to have my bladder explode...

dance like a crazed chicken naked at the white house


OR

be kicked out for a politically offensive dance

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Offline Trey

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #250 on: June 05, 2007, 01:28:00 AM »
Tip to Vive...you're supposed to continue the story.  The dude is not going to get from jail with an exploding bladder to the white house.  I will therefore ignore your post until you rectify it.
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extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
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live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #251 on: June 07, 2007, 10:27:23 PM »
Because Hell really isn't a bad place, drowning wouldn't be too nasty, but if instead you decide to hold on, resulting in the painful destruction of your bladder, you have two options:

Either you notice you have a convenient plot device stuck between your teeth or you panic and stop, drop and roll.
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #252 on: June 08, 2007, 01:34:28 PM »
Of course, it'd be better if you realized the plot device was there, but if you decide to stop, drop, and roll you have two options:

You can either roll to the left or roll to the right.
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Offline orsis

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #253 on: June 08, 2007, 05:15:03 PM »
of course it would be better to roll to the left but if u roll to the righ u have two options

1 roll in pain
2 roll through the bars into the cell of the gay rapist
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Offline Allama

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #254 on: June 08, 2007, 05:27:31 PM »
Of course, it'd be better to roll in pain, but if you decide to roll into the cell of a "gay rapist" you have two options:

You can either realize he's been completely reformed and become best friends or roll right back out to safety.
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