Two Options

[orsis]

of course it would be better to fight out of the creatures mouth but if u have an inclination for its butt hole you have two options

be guided by your sense of smell
or be guided by your sense of taste

[Tacolicious]

Of course it'd be better to go by smell.. but if you go by taste you have two options

Drink until you've forgotten that horrible experience; or be forever traumatized

[Pope Alexander VI]

Of course, it would be better to drink until you forgot that horrible experience, but if you chose to be forever traumatized:

Would you live as a hermit in the desert or be would you choose to be confined in a mental hospital?

[orsis]

of course it would be better to live as a hermit but if u go to a mental hospital u have 2 options

convince a nurse to elope with you
or take the nurse hostage and escape

[tak]

Of course it would be better to convince a nurse to elope with you, but if you choose to take the nurse hostage and escape, you have two options:

- talk to the nurse about the plan before hand
- do it as a surprise

[Allama]

Of course, it'd be better to discuss it ahead of time so nothing gets effed up, but if you decide to surprise her with a gun to the temple you have two options:

Do it during lunch or do it when the orderlies are passing out medication.

[orsis]

of course it would be better to do this during lunch but if u choose medication time u have two options

steal ur medication
steal needles to be used as weapons

[Allama]

Of course, it'd be better to steal the meds you need to stay moderately to slightly sane, but if you decide to steal needles you have two options:

Plunge them into an orderly's throat or use them to threaten your hostage.

[orsis]

of course it would be better to threaten your hostage but if u choose to attack the orderly you have two options

take the needles out causing a spray of blood
or leave them in and hope he leaves you alone

[Tacolicious]

Of course the sight of blood would offset your opponents, but if you leave the needle in you have two options

Beat up the orderly to make sure they don't follow, or take the nurse and flee

[orsis]

of course it would be better to beat up the orderly but if u choose to take the nurse and flee you have two options

jump out of a window and use the nurse to brake your fall
or use the elevator

[Tacolicious]

of course it would be better to use the window, but if you use the elevator you have two options

try to invite the nurse out for a drink after this is all over; or
listen to the elevator music

[Pope Alexander VI]

Of course, it would be better to listen to the elevator music, but if you had to try to take the nurse out for a drink afterwards, would you:

Try and coax her to go out with you, or just slip her a roofie.

[Tacolicious]

Of course it'd be better to try and coax her, but if you just slip her a roofie you have two options:

Wait until you get out of the elevator or don't

[Allama]

Of course, it'd be better to wait until later when you won't be as conspicuous, but if you decide to give the roofie to her now you have two options:

You can either slip it into your water bottle and hand it to her politely and with a smile, or you can try to shove the pill directly down her throat.