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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #195 on: May 12, 2007, 01:33:15 AM »
Of course it'd be better to flee, but in reasoning you are given two choices

Skate or Die.... Skk Skk Skate or Die... die die die die die (A cookie to you if you get the reference)
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #196 on: May 12, 2007, 01:38:49 AM »
Of course, it'd be better if I knew the reference, because cookies are nice, but if you decide to offer HydroZus a skateboard for some reason, you have two options:

Get him an ordinary one; or
Get a custom made one
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #197 on: May 12, 2007, 01:45:23 AM »
Of course a custom board would be better but with the standard board you

Avert his wrath; or
Draw his wrath
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #198 on: May 12, 2007, 01:56:59 AM »
Of course, it would be better to avert his wrath, but if you draw his wrath you have two options:

Run like the wind; or
Freeze in terror
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #199 on: May 12, 2007, 02:16:41 AM »
of course it would be better to run like the wind but you freeze in terror.

you have two options:

take his wrath like grace

or

give him a giant kiss
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #200 on: May 12, 2007, 02:30:14 AM »
Of course it'd be better to take it with grace, but you pucker up and

HydroZus gets a warm feeling in his heart and spares you or
HydroZus gives you a slow painful death because you have cooties
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #201 on: May 12, 2007, 08:15:34 AM »
Of course, it'd be better if he spared you, but if you recieve a slow painful death you have two options:

End up back in hell; or
End up in heaven
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #202 on: May 12, 2007, 04:05:32 PM »
of course it would be better if u went to heaven but if u go to hell u have two options:

try to kill the devil
or try to escape
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #203 on: May 12, 2007, 06:24:57 PM »
Of course you've been there done that so many time now, but this time you decide to kill the devil:

Ninja style; or
In a drive-by
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #204 on: May 12, 2007, 07:11:42 PM »
Of course, ninjas are infinately awesome, but if you want to kill him in a drive-by shooting you have two options:

Rent a car; or
Steal a car
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #205 on: May 12, 2007, 10:07:59 PM »
Of course it'd be better to just steal the car, but if you rent it you have two options.

Rent an SUV; or
Rent a scooter
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #206 on: May 17, 2007, 05:12:28 PM »
Of course, it'd be better to rent a scooter, but if you decide to rent an SUV you have two options:

Cut the devil into little pieces and hide them in various spots around the car's interior or plain old run the bastard over.
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #207 on: May 18, 2007, 12:05:54 PM »
f course it would be better to hide his pieces all over the car but if u choose to run him over u have 2 options:

steal the devils porn collection (includin some v nice pictures of PUR and Allama  ;))
or flee from the millions of hoards of oncoming demons who are desperate for revenge
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #208 on: May 18, 2007, 04:08:37 PM »
Of course it'd be better to flee the angry mob. But if you take the devil's extensive porn collection you have two options.

Blackmail PUR and Allama or post the collection on the internet
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #209 on: May 18, 2007, 07:04:18 PM »
Of course it'd be better to post the collection on the internet, but if you decide to blackmail the poor, innocent ladies you have two options:

Blackmail us for $1 million, or blackmail us for a plate of brownies.


(Where did the Devil get those pictures?  He must have been outside my window, the lecherous pig!)
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