Two Options

[Tacolicious]

Of course it'd be better to reincarnate, but if you decide to stay in Gre'thor you have two options:

Either spend time playing card games with the dishonoured dead; or
try to reclaim your honour by fighting sixty Elvis impersonators in the room of scorching buttered lava

[PoD Gunner]

Of course it'd be better to try to reclaim your honor by fighting sixty Elvis impersonators in the room of scorching buttered lava, but if you decide to  spend time playing card games with the dishonored dead,
you have two options:

learn how to cheat and collect all their bones
be stripped naked, laughed at by a bunch of honorable carcasses and dressed-up as a pink-bunny.

[Allama]

Of course it'd be better to be stripped naked and laughed at, but if you decide to be a cheating meany and collect the poor souls' bones you have two options:

You can either grind the bones to make your bread or use them to build a tower from which you swear to one day rule Gre'thor.

[Larry]

Of course, it would be better to make yourself a nice bone sandwich but if you build a tower you have two options:

Build an impossibly tall tower; or
Build a moderately sized tower

[orsis]

of course it would be better to build an impossibly tall tower but if u build a medium sized tower you have two options:

attach automatic weapons to the top and shoot into the air for fun; or
spend the day making knuckle children

[Tacolicious]

Of course it'd be better to spend the day making knuckle children but if you attach automatic weapons you have two options

Water balloon thrower; or
Nuke launcher

[Larry]

Of course, it'd be better to attach a nuke launcher, but if you attach a water balloon thrower you have two options:

Use normal water; or
Use poisoned water

[Allama]

Of course, it'd be better to use normal water, but if you decide to use poisoned water you have two options:

You can either poison it with arsenic or Wolf Spider venom.

[Larry]

Of course, it would be better to use arsenic, but if you use Wolf Spider venom you have two options:

Hunt down a Wolf Spider; or
Buy one on the black market

[Allama]

Of course, it'd be better to buy one on the black market, but if you decide to hunt one down personally you have two options:

You can either try to catch one in a net or shoot arrows at them.

[Larry]

Of course, a net would be far more effective, but if you try to shoot it from afar you have two options:

You aim directly at the spider; or
You aim at the rocks above, hoping that they will fall and crush it

[orsis]

of course it would be better to shoot at the spider but if u shoot at the rocks u have 2 options:

stand far enough back to be safe and admit defeat
or risk your life to shoot at them

[Tacolicious]

Of course it'd be better to be safe, but if you risk you life you have two options

Either you die; pr
You live

[tak]

Of course it is better to live, but if you die, you have two options:

go back to hell (again!!)
wander around as zombie

[Larry]

Of course, it's better to stick with what you know, but if you become a zombie you have two options:

Lurch around and moan "Braaains"; or
Throw off old stereotypes and do your bit for the community