Two Options

[Tacolicious]

Of course it'd be better to kick upwards but you roll away.

You have two options, roll into the bad Mark Twain impersonator pit or roll into the vampire lawn gnome pit - either way it's to the pit with you!

[Barceleroth]

Of course, it would be better to roll into the vamprie lawn gnome pit,    but if you rolled into the Mark Twain impersonator pit, your options would be:

1.) either get swallowed by a sea of white hair and get trampled, or
2.) discuss steamboats for days on end

[Khem]

of course steamboats are better but you discuss steamboats. you can either:

go mad and get smashed mercifully by a steamboat. or
go mad and slip into a world contained in your own shattered mind.

[Talmann]

Of course, it'd be better if you went mad,    but if you get smashed by the steamboat you have two options:

whip out your wand and heal yourself or lie there writhing in pain until the next steamboat.

[Union]

Of course it'd be better if you heal yourself with the wand, but if your waiting for the next steamboat to come you have two options:

Sing "Move Along" by All-American Rejects to yourself while you wait, or

Listen to a single anime J-pop song on continuous loop.

[Khem]

of course singing is fun but if you choose to listen to Jpop you have two options:

dress gothic lolita or,

gouge out your eyes.

[Daimiaen]

Of course gouging out your eyes is better....but if you choose to dress gothic lolita you have two choices.....

Either move to tokyo or trawl the interweb into the early hours.....

[Union]

Of course, to trawl the interwebs sounds....like something good (is it?)...but if you decided to move to tokyo you have two choices:

You can on arrival be pull into a dark alley where ganguro girls would drain your body fluids to make their tanning lotion, or...

Get a job as a Japanese Exchange Teacher at a japanese junior high school where the students are obsess with the "packages" of foreign men.

[Solnath]

Of course, as we all well know, it'd be much better to be dragged into alleys by ganguro girls, but if you decide to join the JET program, you have two options:

Either you're constantly harassed by young, junior high students who want to feel you up and kancho you every single waking moment of your life or you get to meet great people and have a great and enlightening time in Japan.

[Tacolicious]

Of course it'd be better to be felt up by young Japanese school girls but you have an enlightening experience.

You can either: Found a new religion based on the things you learn or be locked away in an asylum where you are chained to a typewritter and told to write new hentai comics until you become sane (1 in 1.64 x 10^89,000 probability units)

[Daimiaen]

Of course writing hentai is better but if you decide to satrt your own religion you have two choices.....

Be arrested for dubious tantric methods or become a multi millionaire

[Allama]

Of course it'd be better to be arrested since you wouldn't have to pay rent anymore, but if you decide to become a millionaire you have two choices:

Either you can spend most of your money building a gigantic pleasure palace or give it all to charity.

[Tacolicious]

Of course it'd be better to give it all to charity but you decide to build a palace.

You have two options: Invest most of the money into making a lavish pleasure palace and trust in the harem to build up in good time or Invest most of the money in the harem trusting the palace to become more lavish over time.

[Solnath]

Of course it'd be better to invest most of it in the harem, because decent concubines are actually pretty hard to find, but if you invest most of it in the palace, you've got two options:

Either you get a decent harem or you don't.

[Tacolicious]

Of course it'd be better to invest most of it in the harem, because decent concubines are actually pretty hard to find, but if you invest most of it in the palace, you've got two options:

Either you get a decent harem or you don't.

Of course it'd be better to get a decent harem but you don't. Instead of fill it with blood wine and singers and open a Klingon opera house. You accidentally get between a Klingon and his blood wine and he charges to attack.

You can either try to apologize or grab your Bat'leth and defend your honour