Two Options

[New History lovers]

Of course, it would be better to make up a really cool reason, but if you talk about a vendetta, you have two options:

They laugh at you and tell everyone what an egomaniac you are; or
They all nod in agreement and help plan with you to overthrow Satan.

[tak]

Of course, it would be better for everyone just to laugh away the conversation, but if they actually all decide to plan with you to overthrow Satan, you have two options:

Replace Satan with Bush, or
Turn the hell into anarchy.

[Larry]

Of course, it would be better if you turned it into an anarchy, but if you decide to replace Satan with Bush, you have two options:

Figure out a way to murder Bush; or
Convince him to come to hell of his own free will

[tak]

Of course, it would be better to convince Bush to get to hell on his own will, but if you decide to murder him instead, you have to options:

Be the assassin, or
hire an assissin.

[Larry]

Of course, it would be better to kill him yourself (do you know how expensive assassins are?), but if you hire an assassin you have two options:

Hire a trained professional; or
Get a homeless guy from a seedy back alley

[Tacolicious]

Of course it'd be better to get a professional, but if you go for the homeless guy you have two options

The one covered in cheap wine and urine; or
The one yelling at the lizardmen to get out of his purple jelly spine

[Phelimar]

what the hell are you talking about?

Of course it'd be better to get a professional, but if you go for the homeless guy you have two options

The one covered in cheap wine and urine; or
The one yelling at the lizardmen to get out of his purple jelly spine

[Delfos]

i guess forums can be boring

[Tacolicious]

what the hell are you talking about?

Of course it'd be better to get a professional, but if you go for the homeless guy you have two options

The one covered in cheap wine and urine; or
The one yelling at the lizardmen to get out of his purple jelly spine

Well the post above says to get a homeless guy. So which homeless guy do you want.

[Larry]

Of course, it would be better to get the one covered in wine and urine, but if you go for the lunatic you have two options:

Try and use psychotherapy on him to cure him; or
Give him a gun and a picture of Bush and hope he gets the message

[tak]

Of course, it would be better just to give him a gun and a picture of Bush, as he surely will get the message. B ut if you are trying to use psychotherapy to cure him, you have two options:

Do it yourself; or
Get a professional psychotherapist.

[New History lovers]

Of course, it would be best if you got a professional, but if you decide to do it yourself, you have two options:

You fail, and he goes nuts on you, killing you and sending you back to hell; or
You fail, and he goes nuts on you, killing you and sending you back to hell, but then succeeds in killing Bush.

[Larry]

Of course, it would be better if he killed Bush, but if you just go back to hell without having achieved anything, you have two options:

Give up and resign yourself to an eternity of endless pain; or
Try and escape again

[tak]

Of course, it would be better if he killed Bush, but if you just go back to hell without having achieved anything, you have two options:

Give up and resign yourself to an eternity of endless pain; or
Try and escape again

Of course, it is better just to give up and resign yourself to an eternity of endless pain, but if you try and escape again, you have two options:

Do it the same way as the first time; or
Try a different way to escape.

[Larry]

Of course, it'd be better to try again the same way, but if you try a different tactic you have two options:

Get some lawyers on your side and go for the legal route; or
Walk out through the unguarded back door