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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #105 on: April 23, 2007, 01:50:24 AM »
Of course it'd be better to sign anyways and get out but if you don't you have two options

Either accept your fate as an "enemy combatant"; or
Think of a way to escape soul and all
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #106 on: April 23, 2007, 02:35:06 AM »
Of course, it'd be better to think of a way to escape soul and all, if you accept your fate as an enemy combatant, you have two options:

Either they torture you by the Mossad method of the removal of the testicles; or
They torture you by playing disco at you 24/7.
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #107 on: April 23, 2007, 04:52:47 AM »
Of course it'd be better to have your testicles removed, but if they play 24/7 disco at you you have two options

Go insane and live the rest of your life in the disturbed world of your shattered mind; or
Dance until you burn the prison walls down in a disco inferno
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #108 on: April 23, 2007, 06:49:50 AM »
Of course, it would be better to go insane, but if you burn down the walls you have two options:

Get out of there fast; or
Call the fire brigade
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #109 on: April 23, 2007, 11:49:27 AM »
Of course, it would be better to get out of there fast, but if you call the fire brigade, you have two options:

It's the Cuban fire brigade, and you are released into Cuba; or
It's the Haitian fire brigade, and you get brought back and trapped in yet another civil war.
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #110 on: April 23, 2007, 02:37:39 PM »
Of course, it would be better if you went to Cuba (who doesn't love Cuba?) but if you get trapped in a civil war you have two options:

Support the winning side; or
Support the losing side
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #111 on: April 23, 2007, 03:51:51 PM »
Of course it'd be better to support the winning side, but if you choose to support the loosing side you have two options

Go down in a blaze of glory; or
Escape to South America and live next door to Hitler
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #112 on: April 23, 2007, 04:18:32 PM »
Of course, it would be better to escape to South America, but if you choose to go down in a blaze of glory you have two options:

Charge madly at the enemy; or
Execute a carefully thought-out battle plan
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #113 on: April 23, 2007, 04:48:09 PM »
Of course it'd be better to charge, but if you plan carefully you have two options

Sniper the officers and panic the enlisted men; or
Use wild Zebras as a distraction
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #114 on: April 23, 2007, 04:50:12 PM »
Of course, it would better to go with the only idea that makes sense, but if you go with the zebras you have two options:

Borrow them from the local zoo; or
Steal one and clone it several times
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #115 on: April 23, 2007, 04:52:43 PM »
Of course it'd be better to "borrow" them, but if you clone the zebras you have two options

Go for a straight as is clone; or
Splice in T-Rex DNA
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #116 on: April 23, 2007, 05:06:50 PM »
Of course, it'd be better to leave the DNA as it is, but if you decide to stick some T-Rex DNA in there, you have two options:

Either they obey your orders and crush the opposition; or
They go nuts and start eating everyone.
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #117 on: April 23, 2007, 05:08:25 PM »
Of course it'd be better if they obeyed, but if they go nuts you have two options

Pretend to be a nobody and hope it fools them; or
Be eaten and see the inner working of a T-Rex
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #118 on: April 23, 2007, 05:18:44 PM »
Of course, it would be better to try and fool them, but if you get eaten you have two options:

Light a match to see better; or
Start pulling out random organs and hope it dies
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #119 on: April 23, 2007, 05:22:43 PM »
Of course it'd be better to light a match, but if organ pulling is what you're into you have two options

The squishy one; or
The slimy one
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