Oz comes from the back wearing his pink robe, "Oh sorry, when I poofed out I replaced myself with an Android for the time being, cheap knockoff..."
Oz pushes android down of himself and the head pops off, "Anyway, shall we begin?"
He calls out to the apostle, "Oh this abridged version won't do, Michelle! bring me the unabridged version I wrote... translated by myself!"
A young woman wearing a white robe walks to the front lifting a monster of a book, One so big it was almost half her own size. Oz smiles as she pants and plants it on the altar.
Oz then flips through the pages looking at each of the lines.. "Ok here we go, I bring you this day oh lord to come down a bless this young man and young woman in joining.... ermm.... young women in joining them in one binding soul for you created this earth 7 days wheras the 7th day we all know what you did with evey girl and that is why women have a hard time giving children... ermmm cough.. anyway... We have here today two sexy women to marry and god I say we bless their every blessing, even though they are not opposite genders I see no contradiction to letting them marry in my ... Unabridged version. Anyway I quote John 96 verses 1,503-1,506... And God said to the true Holiest of everything, Saint Oz, with your powers of healing and sight oh Oz, and I say to you, you shall bless all those who are married or have the affections of each other, and I says you shalt grant them peace for I am god and you are Oz and if they don't they'll burn in hell! And what you say goes because I'm off on vacation and I say I really could care less about those humans anymore and since your human I grant my powers for you to make this world great and happy and every thing you want it to be. Or if you want to destroy it be my guest. And Oz decreed that a woman and a woman was a good thing and a man and a man was a creepy thing and that Saint Oz would never ever grant marriage to a man and a man but the most divine marriage even to a man and woman was a marriage of woman and woman. For they are the two of essence and beauty. I, Saint Oz grant them favor above all for their sexiness... As long as their sexiness lives on and grants to show the world their holy sexy ways that they shall sexually be bountiful. I Saint Oz grant this marriage in favor of my words etc etc etc.... Now I shall cut the rabbit."
Oz slabs a dead rabbit on the alter. He cuts of the head and drains the blood in a dish and skins the rabbit, "This Symbolizes absolutely nothing! I just needed to skin my meal for today."
"Now did the couples make their vows?"
