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Title: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Khem on June 21, 2007, 07:06:46 PM: the sun was shining on the east bank of the games forum, flowers and assorted other colorful things were being put in place for the ceremony to begin soon. the punch was spiked the parrots were squaking and the pirate ship was parked. everything was coming together nicely.

in her dressing room PUR was nervously trying to get the corset to fit properly....
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Post by: Allama on June 21, 2007, 07:15:17 PM: Alana couldn't wait for the ceremony to commence. She had to be assisted putting on her gown, never one who was able to lace up a ribbon behind her back without twisting it. When she was finally gowned and her hair was dressed, she walked into the vestibule where she would wait for the music to cue her to walk up the right-hand aisle. PUR, her beautiful fiancé, would enter the left-hand aisle at the same moment.

Never had Alana been happier.

OOC: My love, I have to leave my office for the night at 3:25 (our time zone), so I won't be able to post again ere morning comes.
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Post by: Talmann on June 22, 2007, 05:36:46 AM: Talmann arrived at the ceremony, ready for just about anything.

OOC: quick post... bed calls...
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Post by: Solnath on June 22, 2007, 08:03:30 AM: And then there was Soly.
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Post by: St Oz on June 22, 2007, 12:20:26 PM: Saint Oz walked into church through the center. He was wearing a white robe that was tied at the waist. He was also wearing what seemed to be a pope's hat. In his right hand he carried a copy of the Abridged Version of the bible by Saint Oz himself.

He stood at the top making sure everything was prepared and took a whiskey bottle out of his robe and got a gulp of it down and put it back in his robe.

Saint Oz stood up at the top waiting for everyone to come.
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Post by: Allama on June 22, 2007, 01:17:29 PM: I wonder what they'll think about the pyrotechnics? Alana thought as she peered through a curtain at the arriving guests. Maybe I should ask the techies to tone down the flash-pot usage just a tad...
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Post by: Bara on June 22, 2007, 02:06:53 PM: Barakarin walked in, looking a Little bit tried

"ummm...yeah..."
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Post by: Algerianbania on June 22, 2007, 03:24:06 PM: Algerianbania busts in dressed as Sting. He runs to find PUR. "My love!! Come to me! I love to much to let you marry without me! Where are you love!? Where are you!?"
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Post by: Tacolicious on June 22, 2007, 04:02:50 PM: *Taco arrives, uninvited, and sneaks past the people at the door put there to stop wedding crashes like Taco. His large pockets empty he scans the room and quickly moves to the buffet and open bar loading up his pockets with free food and booze. He makes a quick stop by the gift table, removes the cash fat card envelopes and a few of the smaller presents before quickly departing he yells "Congrats" and walks out of the church richer for the experience and quickly hops a plane to Mexico*
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Post by: Algerianbania on June 22, 2007, 04:04:35 PM: *Sees a very yummy taco.

"Yum!!! Tacos!"
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Post by: Allama on June 22, 2007, 04:06:31 PM: Over a loudspeaker, Alana bursts out with: "Don't you ruin our wedding, Alger! PUR loves me, you silly silly panda!"

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OOC: No one has the reception in the church, Taco dearie. There'd not likely be a bar or gifts. ;)
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Tacolicious on June 22, 2007, 04:20:08 PM: Quote from: Allama on June 22, 2007, 04:06:31 PM
OOC: No one has the reception in the church, Taco dearie. There'd not likely be a bar or gifts. ;)

OOC: Not likely, but this time it seems that there was. If it makes you feel better to keep it "realistic" then just assume I stole the gifts from cars parked outside the church and then went to the reception hall and stole all the food from the kitchen before departing for Mexico ;D
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Post by: Khablan on June 22, 2007, 05:03:23 PM: Well, they said colorful, so Mama Khab dug out her favorite flower child garb. The rainbow colored butterfly top and hand-painted bell bottom jeans are still brilliant even after all these years, with the finishing touches; a long macrame belt, and a pewter huge peace sign strung on a hemp cord around her neck. Shoes? Of course not. Bare feet! You can almost hear the theme song from "Hair" as she blows in.

Seems like things are getting interesting already! She heads over to where she sees Talmann and Soly, lifts a paper bag meaningfully, and whispers loudly, "I brought the brownies."

OOC: Save it for the reception, goof! ;) This is THEIR wedding, let them do it the way they'd like to, okay?
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Post by: Larry on June 22, 2007, 06:46:14 PM: Dressed in full ninja garb, Larry solemnly enters the church. After warily glancing around at the other guests, he takes a seat alone at the back and fades into the shadows.
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Post by: Varkour on June 22, 2007, 06:48:39 PM: Varkour walks in dressed as a pirate.

"SURPRISE!"
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Post by: Allama on June 22, 2007, 06:56:35 PM: Loudspeaker: "Nice outfit, Vark!"
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Post by: Varkour on June 22, 2007, 07:03:42 PM: Crap, they know its me....

Varkour walks out again
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Post by: Bara on June 22, 2007, 07:10:02 PM: *Puts on a black ski mask*

he he, suckas
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Post by: Khem on June 22, 2007, 07:29:25 PM: now wearing her elegant tyedie corseted dress and flowers in her hair PUR was ready to head out. nearly forgetting her sword she grabbed it last minute remembering she needed to be able to deal with scallawags during the wedding. she walked out of her dressing room and narrowly avoided the taijitan paparazi.

alana my love soon our vows shall be complete and we can take our love to the next level.
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Post by: St Oz on June 22, 2007, 07:30:09 PM: Saint Oz starts skimming through his abridged version of the bible and started to itch his white robe. He then called out, "This is too itchy!"

Saint Oz throws down a smoke bomb and as the smoke clears Oz appears in his Pink Robings (http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1275/544693658_a7893122f9_o.png). Did he just change in front of everyone while in that smoke??

As the smoke cleared Oz raises his hood and says, "What's that smell on your shirt... it's the purp, it's the purp."

"Jeuh word yo.."
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on June 22, 2007, 07:31:40 PM: "No offense oz, but what the heck does "Jeuh word yo.." mean!
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Post by: St Oz on June 22, 2007, 07:36:51 PM: Oz pulls out his 9mm out of his meditative hands and aims it at Barakarin's head in a gangsta fashion, "Means shut the hellz up."

Saint Oz looks left and right and puts the 9mm back in his robe, "Err, I mean sit down..."
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Post by: Khem on June 22, 2007, 07:53:48 PM: PUR consulted with the Boob Fairy before heading towards where she would be waiting for her chance to walk down the aisle.
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Post by: The Empire on June 22, 2007, 08:54:37 PM: Among the last, undersigned appeared by personal teleportation, dressed in a full dress uniform with the black beret of an armoured unit neatly rolled under the left pauldron and an irregular chainsword with golden tassles hanging from the belt.
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Post by: Khablan on June 22, 2007, 10:58:18 PM: Seeing the ceremony starting, Mama Khab nearly sits on Larry. Oooops! She finds another seat, muttering something under her breath about blasted ninjas and that whole fading-into-the-background thing.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: St Oz on June 23, 2007, 05:23:26 AM: Oz opened a trap door where a voice said, "Do I have to play the piano?"

Oz shot a couple of shots down there and yelled, "I don't feed you for nothing, play!"

Then the Saint walked back to his alter where he saw a bunch of wide eyes but the music started playing marry had a little lamb and Oz went back to the door and shot another shot down there "I said Marriage sequence!"

"Ok Boss."

Oz slammed down the trap door and went back to the alter where the correct marriage march was playing. Oz prepared his bible out and awaited the brides to come through the sides.
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Post by: Bara on June 23, 2007, 12:14:22 PM: "Blast, ill be right back!"

*Runs out for a min, then runs back in, looking like a cross from Master Chief, Spartans, Clone Trooper, and a Imperial Guradsman*

"Alright, go!"
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Post by: Khablan on June 23, 2007, 06:39:15 PM: Mama Khab gives Bara a grin and a thumbs up for creativity.
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Post by: Algerianbania on June 23, 2007, 07:11:36 PM: *Still impersonating Sting
(I can easily imagine PUR having a crush on Sting)

"Blast! It seems as if my little shtick didn't work!"

*Sees Mama Khab. Runs toward her.

"Cookies!"

*Security takes him out.
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Post by: Bara on June 24, 2007, 04:39:24 PM: Stpid sting
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Post by: Khablan on June 24, 2007, 05:09:28 PM: Aww, poor Alg... maybe we can sneak him into the reception. Lots and LOTS of cookies there. Mama Khab settles back, trying to see around Bara's big hat. Where ARE those brides, anyway? Did they get sidetracked in the hallway? Were they abducted by aliens?? Or maybe ninjas??? Good heavens, I hope not.
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Post by: Bara on June 24, 2007, 06:12:34 PM: *Barakrin takess off his helment*

Sorry lady.....

*pulls out a boltgun and begans twrilling it around*
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Post by: Vive Mon Genie on June 25, 2007, 02:28:10 AM: vive slides into the seat next to larry wearing a black halter dress. she leans over to whisper in his ear. hey did i miss anything?

when the piano starts to play she straitens and starts to play with a piece of fuzz and her force field...

* it comes out of her palm.. the force field.. and she claims to be Larry's guest if anyone asks...*
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Post by: Larry on June 25, 2007, 06:48:49 AM: "Hey, if you're going to sit here, don't do anything to draw attention to me."

Larry offers Vive a cookie and then swiftly throws a shuriken at the piano player, killing him in an instant.

"What? He was annoying."
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Post by: Khem on June 25, 2007, 07:29:19 AM: PUR resurects the piano man with her dreaded and rarely understood powers gained in the lexicon. he starts playing the walk in song. PUR and Alana begin their walks down the aisle. suddenly a conga tune comes on so PUR starts a conga line through the aisle.
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Post by: Allama on June 25, 2007, 12:16:38 PM: Alana danced her favorite flamenco, a distance-covering version of Las Sevillanas, all the way down her side of the church with her dress (http://www.rivendellbridal.com/files/Titaniafront1.jpg) hiked up around her knees to show off some fancy footwork she'd practiced for just such an occasion.

The two ladies reached the front simultaneously, just as the conga line dispersed and headed for their respective seats. That was perfect!
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Tacolicious on June 25, 2007, 07:00:49 PM: Quote from: PUR on June 25, 2007, 07:29:19 AM
PUR resurects the piano man with her dreaded and rarely understood powers gained in the lexicon. he starts playing the walk in song. PUR and Alana begin their walks down the aisle. suddenly a conga tune comes on so PUR starts a conga line through the aisle.

That's all well and good, but no magics can make that piano man's microphone not smell like a beer
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Post by: Khablan on June 25, 2007, 09:01:38 PM: Oh shush, you. (http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/happy/happy0193.gif)

Mama Khab, who was previously taking a short nap, leaning on the unfortunate person sitting next to her (and only snoring a little bit), is wakened by the excitement rippling through the crowd. The brides! They're here! Bouncing on her seat, she claps her hands together and tries very hard to resist the impulse to applaud. That would be terribly unseemly at a wedding, don't ya know. She grabs a tissue out of her pocket, which is of course basic preparation for such a momentous event.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Allama on June 26, 2007, 01:12:49 PM: Alana waited patiently for Oz to begin the ceremony, stealing looks at her beloved between breaths. As he began to speak, the brides turned to face one another.

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OOC: Oz, get in on this!
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Post by: Tacolicious on June 26, 2007, 01:36:14 PM: *Taco readies rice cookies to throw at the new couple*

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FACT: According to Allama, David Bowie is less than 3
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Post by: Bara on June 26, 2007, 09:06:43 PM: "Wait a sec"

*Runs out and Puts on a full Imperial Guard uniform*

"Alright, all i need is a chainsword.."

*Looks around and spots on on the Altar*

"YES!!!!"

*Runs up and grabs it*
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Post by: Trey on June 26, 2007, 11:37:01 PM: Trey comes in in his best suit and sits next to Vive (and Vive's black halter). He politely waits for the ceremony to begin. Since he already killed Allama once (in the Taijitu Tavern) he doesn't want to draw attention to himself.
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Post by: Khablan on June 27, 2007, 03:01:14 AM: Mama Khab figures Oz must've fallen asleep. So she begins pelting him with little pieces of brownie in a subtle effort to get his attention, the silly male.
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Post by: Bara on June 27, 2007, 08:54:49 PM: Aloow me, Momma Khab"

*Actives his chainsword*

"WAKE UP Oz, OR IM GOING TO SLICE YOUR NECK OFF!!!"
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Post by: Khablan on June 27, 2007, 09:10:54 PM: Not precisely subtle, but effective nonetheless. :D
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Post by: Bara on June 27, 2007, 10:15:45 PM: Screw the quietness, im just like the chainsword becasue it look cool and it is loud ;D
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Post by: Khem on June 27, 2007, 10:23:57 PM: PUR mumbles some mystic words of magic binding barakarin to his chair.
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Post by: Bara on June 27, 2007, 10:32:46 PM: *Chukcs his sword at Oz, pinnig him to the wall*
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Post by: Union on June 28, 2007, 12:53:10 AM: Loyalist pops out from the floor boards...

"Anyone want some weed???I'll sell you this bag for :2c:"
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Post by: Allama on June 28, 2007, 11:49:09 AM: /me at the interruptions from the peanut gallery, Alana weaves a spell to meld with PUR's in which no violent acts can be performed within a mile of the happy couple for at least 24 hours and undoing any that have been enacted over the past hour.

"Kindly continue," she whispered.
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Post by: Tacolicious on June 28, 2007, 04:10:06 PM: *Taco goes to hit the rowdies with a vase but it magically turns into a pillow*

:fight:
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Post by: orsis on June 28, 2007, 04:34:30 PM: orsis turns up - i'm ashamed it took me so long 2 arrive this wonderful event and may i say that you both look lovely
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Post by: Khem on June 28, 2007, 07:07:22 PM: /me pokes at Oz hoping that he isn't dead....

"hmmm should someone else run the ceremony then?"
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Post by: PoD Gunner on June 28, 2007, 07:15:14 PM: there's always the Pha clergy.... :drunks:
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Post by: Khem on June 28, 2007, 07:35:30 PM: alright bring on the pha phather.....(sigh)....
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Post by: Bara on June 28, 2007, 07:38:29 PM: "Or i could do it.... i work cheap"
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Post by: St Oz on June 28, 2007, 11:26:37 PM: Oz comes from the back wearing his pink robe, "Oh sorry, when I poofed out I replaced myself with an Android for the time being, cheap knockoff..."

Oz pushes android down of himself and the head pops off, "Anyway, shall we begin?"

He calls out to the apostle, "Oh this abridged version won't do, Michelle! bring me the unabridged version I wrote... translated by myself!"

A young woman wearing a white robe walks to the front lifting a monster of a book, One so big it was almost half her own size. Oz smiles as she pants and plants it on the altar.

Oz then flips through the pages looking at each of the lines.. "Ok here we go, I bring you this day oh lord to come down a bless this young man and young woman in joining.... ermm.... young women in joining them in one binding soul for you created this earth 7 days wheras the 7th day we all know what you did with evey girl and that is why women have a hard time giving children... ermmm cough.. anyway... We have here today two sexy women to marry and god I say we bless their every blessing, even though they are not opposite genders I see no contradiction to letting them marry in my ... Unabridged version. Anyway I quote John 96 verses 1,503-1,506... And God said to the true Holiest of everything, Saint Oz, with your powers of healing and sight oh Oz, and I say to you, you shall bless all those who are married or have the affections of each other, and I says you shalt grant them peace for I am god and you are Oz and if they don't they'll burn in hell! And what you say goes because I'm off on vacation and I say I really could care less about those humans anymore and since your human I grant my powers for you to make this world great and happy and every thing you want it to be. Or if you want to destroy it be my guest. And Oz decreed that a woman and a woman was a good thing and a man and a man was a creepy thing and that Saint Oz would never ever grant marriage to a man and a man but the most divine marriage even to a man and woman was a marriage of woman and woman. For they are the two of essence and beauty. I, Saint Oz grant them favor above all for their sexiness... As long as their sexiness lives on and grants to show the world their holy sexy ways that they shall sexually be bountiful. I Saint Oz grant this marriage in favor of my words etc etc etc.... Now I shall cut the rabbit."

Oz slabs a dead rabbit on the alter. He cuts of the head and drains the blood in a dish and skins the rabbit, "This Symbolizes absolutely nothing! I just needed to skin my meal for today."

"Now did the couples make their vows?"
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Post by: Bara on June 28, 2007, 11:30:06 PM: A sinlge tear rolls down Barakarins cheek

*sinff*
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Post by: Khablan on June 29, 2007, 02:19:32 AM: Mama Khab passes Bara a tissue. And blows her nose into another.
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Post by: Talmann on June 29, 2007, 03:54:13 AM: /me eats a cookie.

What? I didn't eat before coming here... and, well, it IS happy food, so it's appropriate...
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Post by: PoD Gunner on June 29, 2007, 05:56:10 AM: *Sits down next to Mama Khab, wearing the ceremonial black and white robe of the Pha Phathers, with the symbolic red Pha glittering mysteriously on his chest, and winks at PUR* May this happiness last for the rest of your life, sister. *does a discrete blessing, then turns to Tal* Blessings, Young one, where did you get those?
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Post by: Khem on June 29, 2007, 06:09:00 AM: "I did oh Oz. I PUR do joyfully vow to be allana's number one lover and friend. even if she decides to go and be with other people or travel to boring places i will stand by her handing her interesting books and telling the tales of adultland. i do swear to wear sexy underwear to bed and pose for silly pictures. i promice to dance when there is no music and to kiss in the rain. i will be your valium when your down your acid when your up. i take this beauty known as allana to be my wifey until the day that our love gos to rot.....mmmhmmm."/me takes a breath and lights up a smoke.
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Post by: Khablan on June 29, 2007, 07:13:21 AM: Mama Khab slips the almighty Pha Phather a brownie. In between sniffles, of course. While listening intently.
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Post by: Allama on June 29, 2007, 12:23:58 PM: "I have written my vows as well, oh Great and Holy Oz. I, Alana, do today vow with an uplifted spirit to join myself in sexy matrimony with PUR, the love of my days and the joy of my nights. Hereafter I swear to sing her to sleep when she cannot rest, to dance with her when happiness is most bountiful, to make silly faces in the mirror when I know she's watching. I shall be abhorrently ridiculous in public to cheer her, defend her from strange men who seek to intrude upon our union, and be her confidant, counselor, lover, and, most of all, her friend.

I do hereby take this most lovely of women, PUR, to be my somewhat-lawfully wedded woman, from this day forth, until such time as one or both of us are corpses in the ground or we get tired of it. Amen."
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Post by: Larry on June 29, 2007, 12:42:55 PM: "Huzzah! Now for the cake!"
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Post by: Tacolicious on June 29, 2007, 03:30:04 PM: *Taco begins throwing rice cookies at the happy couple, being too eager to wait until they leave the church. While people are distracted by the rain of rice cookies Taco sets up a small webcam to record the new couples first sexy kiss... Youtube is gonna love it* ;D
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Post by: Khablan on June 29, 2007, 08:30:18 PM: Mama Khab opens her umbrella to shield herself from the flying cookies. Which just happens to be a good thing, because it prevents the wedding from falling off the page while we wait for the next thing to happen.
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Post by: The Empire on June 29, 2007, 08:52:29 PM: *picks up a radio hand unit, presses button and speaks into the mouth piece*

"Adam Zäta. Salut, salva plus sex lag ELD!"

*looks concentratedly at at watch*

*the whole temple rumbles of a loud 21 round salute from a battery of three 155mm howizers*
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Post by: Bara on June 29, 2007, 09:17:46 PM: "WOOT FOR THE 32ND, and 96TH SELKAI BATTALIONS!!!"
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Post by: Khem on June 29, 2007, 11:24:27 PM: /me reaches over and turns the page to the reception.
PUR already drunk kisses her new wife lovingly and makes a general ass of herself.
"WINE AND BEER!"
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Post by: Tacolicious on June 29, 2007, 11:27:42 PM: Congrats to the both of you, although you need to change your sig PUR, you're no longer Alana's fiance :D
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Post by: Bara on June 29, 2007, 11:31:51 PM: "YEY!!!!"

"Now.... TO THE NEWLY WEDS NEW CAR!!"
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Post by: Tacolicious on June 29, 2007, 11:33:19 PM: POST 1800!!!!!

:congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :congrats:
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Post by: Bara on June 29, 2007, 11:41:54 PM: "Anyway"

*Pulls the sheet of the newly weds car, reavling a Crude tank*

"Made it my self, and the machine gun on top isnt loaded and it overheats a lot, so use it wisley!"
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Post by: Khem on June 29, 2007, 11:42:40 PM: i'm having trouble changing my signature i don't know why i can't change the damned thing.
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Post by: Tacolicious on June 29, 2007, 11:55:20 PM: You have to believe!
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Post by: Kailazerc on June 30, 2007, 12:31:46 AM: Yes... and just guess
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Post by: Khablan on June 30, 2007, 06:10:54 AM: (PUR - I read someplace that the profile doesn't like the characters ' and " Do you have either of those in your new siggy?)

Mama Khab gleefully throws cookie crumbs at the newlyweds and then makes a beeline for the bar. After dropping off her brownies at the cookie table, of course.
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Post by: The Empire on June 30, 2007, 11:11:57 AM: *throws chocolate and spanish gold dubloons over the newly weds*

Ahhh... there is nothing more beautiful than true love... And hot lesbian sex...
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Post by: Khem on June 30, 2007, 01:32:22 PM: /me whisks away her new bride to someplace more comfortable.
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Post by: orsis on June 30, 2007, 05:04:08 PM: orsis hands them a wedding present that he's sure the two of them will be needing on the honeymoon.

While discreetly handing over a double headed dildo he says "i'm sure u'll know wot to do with this"

and hopes they have much happiness in their new found union
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Post by: The Empire on June 30, 2007, 05:29:33 PM: Oh, Orsis, you'll never learn... A wedding gift should have a nice wrapper, not be wrapped in the centre spread of a used 'cat's paw' magazine. Even when it's the thought that counts...
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Post by: orsis on June 30, 2007, 09:17:40 PM: i tried my best - at least it was discreet

and why have u been looking at all there gifts btw?
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Post by: Khem on June 30, 2007, 10:06:15 PM: :drunks:
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Post by: Bara on June 30, 2007, 10:10:18 PM: Holy Crap is PURS new av is smoking Hot? Is that you!
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Post by: Khem on June 30, 2007, 10:13:35 PM: no i am far hotter.
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Post by: Bara on June 30, 2007, 10:14:36 PM: *thinks*

"Woah.."
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Post by: The Empire on June 30, 2007, 10:39:23 PM: *Thinks back upon the short time when I was that close to beeing part of a triad with two lovely girls* (Now I only have one of them while the other is a close friend but not more)
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Post by: Bara on June 30, 2007, 10:40:10 PM: you lucky man
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Post by: The Empire on June 30, 2007, 10:43:23 PM: Well, it was a bumpy ride, though it was kinda special to be three people in one kiss :wb:
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Post by: Bara on June 30, 2007, 10:45:32 PM: i know how that feels O:-)
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Post by: The Empire on June 30, 2007, 10:47:15 PM: :) And it was beautiful to see them kiss on their own too, made me all warm and fussy inside (and somewhat horny but that's another matter) :-P
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Post by: Khablan on July 01, 2007, 01:49:00 AM: Mama Khab hopes there's an on-call janitor to mop up all this drool. It's getting ankle deep in here.
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Post by: Tacolicious on July 01, 2007, 07:46:03 AM: Quote from: PUR on June 30, 2007, 01:32:22 PM
/me whisks away her new bride to someplace more comfortable.

*Taco flips on the remote link with the hidden camera transmitting to the jumbotron so that all may enjoy*
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: The Empire on July 01, 2007, 12:48:19 PM: oooooooooooOOOOOHHHH! He DID manage to keep that camera ::) *leans back to enjoy the show*
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Khem on July 02, 2007, 11:37:19 PM: /me realizes the camera is there and place duct tape over the lens
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Trey on July 03, 2007, 12:01:49 AM: That's why Taco bought the laser attachment to burn off anything blocking the lens.

*Trey extends his recliner and opens his popcorn stand. "Popcorn, Kettle Corn, Caramel Corn, all kinds of flavors, cheap! Get your popcorn!*
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Khablan on July 03, 2007, 05:16:52 AM: But Taco miscalculated. That's heat-proof duct tape. Muahahahaha.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Tacolicious on July 03, 2007, 06:00:22 AM: PUR miscalculated too, the heat proof duct tape is clear :clap:
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: The Empire on July 03, 2007, 06:35:06 AM: Bah, it's still too blurry to see any details, plus, guys, don't you think we ought to respect their demand for privacy?
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Allama on July 03, 2007, 12:52:57 PM: /me setting up the mannequins on the bed to fool the blurry-image watchers, Alana and PUR escape to a private, heretofore and henceforth undisclosed location.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on July 03, 2007, 02:25:08 PM: Well, shows over and Trey, hand me some popcorn, buttered.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Trey on July 03, 2007, 07:35:01 PM: That'll be three tai.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Tacolicious on July 04, 2007, 01:14:45 AM: *Taco rescues the ceremony from the last place in the forum list, not that PUR and Allama will be thankful enough to invite Taco over to thank him properly, but it's the though that counts*
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Khablan on July 04, 2007, 03:18:08 AM: Here, Taco, drown your miseries in some wedding cake. *SPLAT* Woot!
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Tacolicious on July 04, 2007, 06:31:02 AM: *Taco absorbs the wedding cake through his skin* Actually that is quite good... *Taco absorbs another slice*
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Khablan on July 04, 2007, 11:55:38 PM: You missed a spot. There, on your chin.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on July 04, 2007, 11:56:26 PM: "Allow me"

*Pulls out his Chiansword*

"Alright, if ya move, ill probably cut your chin off."
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Tacolicious on July 05, 2007, 02:46:31 AM: *Taco uses mysterious powers to break the chainsword and then uses less mysterious powers to lick the icing off of his chin*
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on July 05, 2007, 01:17:45 PM: "Come on! that cost me a lot of money!"
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Khablan on July 06, 2007, 06:14:45 AM: Never fear, Khab is here. And she's packing duct tape. Which she tosses to Bara to fix his chainsword.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on July 06, 2007, 04:01:10 PM: *Catches the tape and begins duck taping the chiansword*

"There down!"

*mistakenly turns it on, cutting his fingers off*

"GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Tacolicious on July 06, 2007, 05:11:31 PM: See this is why I broke it, I was looking out for your best interests...

*While Bara is distracted by his bleeding finger, Taco replaces Bara's chainsword with a nerf chainsword*
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on July 06, 2007, 06:01:05 PM: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Sprays blood all over Taco and while doing so, sucker puches him and kills taco*

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AND GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Khem on July 06, 2007, 06:56:52 PM: the spell from before was still in effect so it only looked like taco had died but that was only his temporary stand in.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on July 06, 2007, 07:01:01 PM: "Crap"

*goes faitn from losing so much blood*
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Tacolicious on July 06, 2007, 07:22:02 PM: Well rightly, even without the spell I'm just a little tougher then the whole "killed by a sucker punch" scenario
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Khablan on July 06, 2007, 11:24:21 PM: Mama Khab applies pressure by tying cookies over the stubs.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Tacolicious on July 07, 2007, 12:19:33 AM: *Taco eats the bandage cookies*
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Khablan on July 07, 2007, 04:15:14 AM: Now, Taco, there's blood all over that. How do you know Bara isn't afflicted by something? Like the creeping crud?
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Tacolicious on July 07, 2007, 08:52:52 AM: I don't, I just have faith in Taco Antibodies. Besides the magic spell is still in effect so it's not like it can kill me :D
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on July 07, 2007, 05:39:20 PM: Nope, i dont have things that can kill you.. just take away the ability to pee , have fun in a back room and other things in your danger area!
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Tacolicious on July 07, 2007, 06:38:20 PM: I never have to pee again! Man, that'll save me a lot of time and keep my bathroom a lot neater. This is quite possibly the best thing that could have happened to me! :clap:
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on July 07, 2007, 06:41:08 PM: no, the pee will just build up and you will expolde with in... 5 days
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Tacolicious on July 07, 2007, 06:43:22 PM: Good thing medical science is only 4 days away from finding a solution to the explosion problem then
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on July 07, 2007, 07:02:29 PM: "woops, misread my clock. you have...5 hours, not 5 days. silly me
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Tacolicious on July 07, 2007, 07:37:28 PM: So you're clock is also a calender then?
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on July 07, 2007, 07:59:14 PM: heck yeah
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Tacolicious on July 07, 2007, 08:29:23 PM: Oh well... until medical science has a cure common sense will have to do. *Taco uses a pen to stab a small hole in his bladder, problem solved*
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on July 07, 2007, 08:31:35 PM: i hate you butthole
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Khablan on July 08, 2007, 02:47:34 AM: Eek, these are my good shoes! Oh wait. I'm barefoot. OH NO!!!
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: The Empire on July 08, 2007, 08:49:40 AM: *lifts feet off the floor to avoid the blood-mixed piss and whacks Taco with the silver plate that used to support the wedding cake*
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Tacolicious on July 08, 2007, 09:02:52 AM: Would you rather I had exploded? Think of the mess then!
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: The Empire on July 08, 2007, 09:15:04 AM: Well, you messed Khab's feet, that deserves some sort of punishment...
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Tacolicious on July 08, 2007, 09:32:48 AM: I could just always fix the problem.. *Taco goes back in time and ties a bucket to his hip before puncturing the hole* There, now the mess went into the bucket and a mess has been stopped before ever having been created.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: The Empire on July 08, 2007, 09:58:00 AM: Aye, and in return, you never messed Khab's feet... but you still got a silver plate in the face for pinching the waitress' bottom, but not by me :trout:
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Tacolicious on July 08, 2007, 04:20:54 PM: Yeah, too bad her Dad is the violent kind. Oh well, still got her number :wb:
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on July 08, 2007, 04:46:43 PM: *Punches taco is the face*

"Shes a mom you butthole!"
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Tacolicious on July 08, 2007, 06:47:43 PM: So? Mom's need love too!

OOC: Could you please stop referring to me as "butthole" I find it immature and tasteless. Thank you kindly.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Khablan on July 08, 2007, 07:50:30 PM: And of course the comments remind Khab of any number of perfectly reputable and terribly creative insults she's heard:
slimy excuse for a worm
son of a flea
dress-wearing chest-thumping soprano-singing degenerate
hairy-arsed meathead
bilge-rat
dirty rotten stinky poopyhead (okay, that one came from a very vocal 4 year old)
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Larry on July 08, 2007, 07:54:25 PM: Ah, aren't weddings wonderful?

On that note, I think it's time for me to leave.

*backflips out through the window*
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Tacolicious on July 08, 2007, 08:00:23 PM: Hmmm.... I wish Larry had opened the window before back flipping through it, now there's broken glass everywhere.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Khablan on July 08, 2007, 09:23:49 PM: Tsk. Messy, messy. Wonder if there's a janitor around here. Or at least a broom.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on July 08, 2007, 09:54:05 PM: Quote from: Tacolicious on July 08, 2007, 06:47:43 PM
So? Mom's need love too!

OOC: Could you please stop referring to me as "butthole" I find it immature and tasteless. Thank you kindly.

OOC: what am i supposed to say?!
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Tacolicious on July 08, 2007, 09:59:57 PM: OOC: I'm cool with the term "Rat-Bastard"
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on July 08, 2007, 10:01:26 PM: OOC: well... hope my mom doesnt see my posts
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Tacolicious on July 08, 2007, 10:03:32 PM: OOC: You could just call me "Taco" ;D
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on July 08, 2007, 10:08:53 PM: OOC: Yep, good old butthole taco ;D
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Khablan on July 08, 2007, 11:55:51 PM: Now, be nice, Bara... remember what it's like.

And Khab passes out cookies. Chocolate chip cookies, sugar cookies, oatmeal raisin cookies, peanut butter cookies, cookies with icing, cookies with sprinkles, cookies with jam, cookies with chocolate kiss, COOKIES OUT THE WAZOO!!!

She has -very- deep pockets, you know.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Tacolicious on July 08, 2007, 11:59:37 PM: So many choices so little time... ;D
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on July 09, 2007, 12:31:15 AM: *gtabs all the ones that has chiclte and ware warm and moist*
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Tacolicious on July 09, 2007, 12:36:44 AM: ???
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Trey on July 11, 2007, 06:10:43 PM: Well Taco, I think it's time for my version:

Trey's Guide to making legible sentences

Greetings class, and thanks for coming back! Today we're going to look at another trademark Barakarin "Screw Spelling and Grammar" sentence and work on a way to clean it up. Now take a look at this sentence here:

gtabs all the ones that has chiclte and ware warm and moist

Alright then, so who can find and fix the first problem? That's right, sentences start with a capital, so let's fix that first!

Gtabs all the ones that has chiclte and ware warm and moist

Next we'll fix the spelling so all the most obvious (re: stupid) errors are fixed:

Grabs all the ones that has chocolate and were warm and moist

Also, "has" is singular, but since Bara is grabbing multiple "ones" (cookies), he needs to use the word "have", right class? Let's fix that mistake...

Grabs all the ones that have chocolate and were warm and moist

Now then, sentences have something called a "subject"; this is what the sentence is talking about, in the example the subject is "ones", not exactly very clear, is it now?

Grabs all the cookies that have chocolate and were warm and moist

Now we'll add some clarity to the "Grabs" part... we need to know who is doing the grabbing in order to organize this a lot better:

Bara grabs all the cookies that have chocolate and were warm and moist

Also, we that speak English use little things called periods. They go at the end of sentences. Let's try it, shall we...

Bara grabs all the cookies that have chocolate and were warm and moist.

Next...if the cookies have chocolate, then they are warm and moist. If they had, then they were moist. So, guess what we do now...

Bara grabs all the cookies that have chocolate and are warm and moist.

Handy little tip:

In the Taijitu forum, we typically use an asterisk (*) at the beginning and the end of sentences that involve us speaking in the third person.

So we'll (we will, not "well") fix that too:

*Bara grabs all the cookies that have chocolate and are warm and moist.*

Our new sentence is quite different, but much easier to read. Wouldn't you agree? Let's put them side by side for a comparison.

*Bara grabs all the cookies that have chocolate and are warm and moist.*

versus

gtabs all the ones that has chiclte and ware warm and moist

*bell rings* Alright, class dismissed. We'll be back...I'm sure.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on July 11, 2007, 06:18:21 PM: i hate you so much
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Trey on July 11, 2007, 06:25:12 PM: You'll thank me for this later, you know.

I love you too, Bara. Come on, keep writing like you do...Taco and I love holding sessions.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on July 11, 2007, 08:17:34 PM: shut up!
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Trey on July 11, 2007, 08:23:58 PM: But you're so easy to antagonize...why would I want to stop?
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on July 11, 2007, 08:29:54 PM: casue, im tired.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Trey on July 11, 2007, 11:23:39 PM: No you're not...you're still posting 4 hours later. Why, I suspect...just "casue".
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on July 11, 2007, 11:52:23 PM: dude, i took a nap eariler today.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Tacolicious on July 12, 2007, 01:42:07 AM: If you took a nap then why are you tired? Besides you don't work and you live with your parents... do you really know what tired is yet? Tired from working 16 hours shift in a busy restaurant for barely enough money to pay rent/food is tired man....

I'm just glad that I've now reached the parody level of fame. :congrats:

or

m jusr gad my rech proty lvl of fsme
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on July 12, 2007, 12:50:44 PM: thanks taco. thanks.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Trey on July 12, 2007, 06:20:00 PM: I'm sure he's very welcome. Hey...whatever happened to the weeding/consummation?
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Larry on July 12, 2007, 07:53:00 PM: Well, I don't remember any weeding taking place, but I think the brides went off on their honeymoon. I suppose we're just sitting here 'til they get back because we have nothing better to do.

And yes, I know you all thought you saw me leave, but that was actually my stunt double. What, you think I could backflip through a window myself?
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Trey on July 12, 2007, 08:02:41 PM: I suppose the wedding didn't finish, as St. Oz didn't complete his half of the job. So...how's the stunt double doing?
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Larry on July 12, 2007, 08:19:46 PM: That remains to be seen, he's fairly new.

Stunt doubles don't have a high life expectancy, so I have to get a new one every week. I find it easier not to get too attached to them.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Trey on July 12, 2007, 08:21:42 PM: And you get away with this how?
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Larry on July 12, 2007, 08:33:29 PM: Duh. I'm a ninja. I can get away with anything.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Trey on July 12, 2007, 08:35:33 PM: Bu stuntmen keep coming back to you? None of them hear about what happens to Larry's stuntmen?

*Check out "Time Bomb". Since Acle said no one can win on "Last to post wins", I created "Time Bomb".
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Larry on July 12, 2007, 08:41:51 PM: You underestimate the general arrogance of stuntmen. Sure, they hear about the fate that befell their predecessors, but they all think "That's not gonna happen to me."
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Khem on July 12, 2007, 08:55:08 PM: /me appears in a puff of psychadelic hallucinogenic colorful smoke.
"bah the wedding of course finished, we are officialy married in Taijitu! i don't know what you kids are talking about....."/me kills one of larry's stunt doubles with her sexy sword.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Trey on July 12, 2007, 08:59:08 PM: We're still here on the off chance I (or Larry, or *shudder* Bara) decide to pwn the games subforum. Also, this is a nice place for random conversation/Trey's Guide to Making Legible Sentences (See page 11).
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Larry on July 12, 2007, 09:03:27 PM: Quote from: The Wonderful PUR on July 12, 2007, 08:55:08 PM
/me kills one of larry's stunt doubles with her sexy sword.

Well, that was unnecessary. He was only one day away from retirement. I hope you're happy.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Khem on July 12, 2007, 09:05:07 PM: hey he looked at me funny, it was deserved.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Larry on July 12, 2007, 09:08:27 PM: Okay, fair enough. But you owe me six euros to hire a new one.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Khem on July 12, 2007, 09:14:06 PM: /me reanimates the corpse of the stunt double and commands it to follow Larry's orders.
"there its far cheaper to just use Zombies anyhow."
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Larry on July 12, 2007, 09:18:34 PM: Hmm, it's certainly cheaper, but is it as effective as before?

*orders the stunt zombie to ninja up into the rafters*

Yeah, it still has the same Awesome ninja skills. Thanks, PUR.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Trey on July 12, 2007, 09:43:00 PM: Zombie ninja stuntpeople at a wedding...welcome to Taijitu.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Khem on July 12, 2007, 09:43:22 PM: No problem. Enjoy! wait wheres my wedding gift?
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Trey on July 12, 2007, 09:46:12 PM: Oh, yeah...

*Trey throws PUR a strip poker set.*

Hey, I'm a guy, ok. We don't think gifts out, and we admit it.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Khem on July 12, 2007, 09:47:52 PM: hmm this will be fun in the tavern
*reads rules*
hey! it says i always win no matter what! awesome!
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Trey on July 12, 2007, 09:48:42 PM: *Trey yells, "Hey Allama, PUR's got a game for you to play in the Tavern! Come on over!"*
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Khem on July 12, 2007, 09:50:11 PM: SHHHHH!!!! she's sleeping. she needs her rest from all the ....uhm.... excitement, yea excitement.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Trey on July 12, 2007, 09:56:50 PM: ;) Excitement, riiiiiight. So why are you up...you're the feisty insatiable one? Need help losing some of that energy?
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Tacolicious on July 19, 2007, 06:37:25 AM: Trey.. give it up man...
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on July 19, 2007, 01:18:46 PM: Emps tried, tacos tried...
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Trey on July 19, 2007, 05:05:32 PM: I know...I'm just always optimistic. What, you haven't tried, Bara?
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on July 19, 2007, 05:37:35 PM: no, not yet...ill bid my time...
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Trey on July 19, 2007, 05:43:46 PM: Like a stalker?
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on July 19, 2007, 05:45:01 PM: no...thats emp ;D
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: The Empire on July 19, 2007, 05:49:29 PM: I'll take that as an honourary title barak ;D

'Taijitu stalker extarordinaire'
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on July 19, 2007, 05:50:17 PM: put in your sig.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Trey on July 19, 2007, 05:53:51 PM: Indeed, that should be your main signature, and we shall make sure to, in formal times, refer to you by your proper title, Mr. TSE, sir.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: The Empire on July 19, 2007, 05:57:41 PM: Mr. TSE, sir.... I like that ;D but skip the Mr.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Trey on July 19, 2007, 05:58:04 PM: Yes, TSE!
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Allama on July 19, 2007, 06:07:13 PM: I'll call you Mr. if I darn well feel like it, Empity-Emp! Mr. TSE it is, from hereon out. ;D
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Trey on July 19, 2007, 06:08:32 PM: Empity-Emp? ???
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Allama on July 19, 2007, 06:09:26 PM: Yes. Empity-Emp.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Trey on July 19, 2007, 06:10:44 PM: That might be even more fun to call him. So, you woke up, huh?
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: The Empire on July 19, 2007, 06:11:57 PM: Don't even think about it Trey!
That's one of the perks she gets from being Al' and one of my closest friends that I am still to meet in real life some day, some year, somewhere.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Trey on July 19, 2007, 06:12:54 PM: Ohhkaaaay, Empity-Emp, I'll be good. O:-)
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: The Empire on July 19, 2007, 06:19:15 PM: Right, you are asking for it Trey! 20 lashes for beaviour unbecoming a senator and insubordination to the people. :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip:
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Trey on July 19, 2007, 06:20:06 PM: Oh...I thought you were talking about Allama, not your nickname.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: The Empire on July 19, 2007, 06:22:12 PM: Then let's us settle this with some of mama Khab's cookies that I liberated from the window sill :P
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Trey on July 19, 2007, 06:23:11 PM: COOKIE KOMBAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: The Empire on July 19, 2007, 06:24:06 PM: *starts munching down on the freshly baked cookies*
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Trey on July 19, 2007, 06:25:08 PM: *Trey calls in the favor fellow San Josean (and World's Fastest Eater) Joey Chestnut owes to him.*

Trey takes about ten cookies and leaves the rest to Joey.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: The Empire on July 19, 2007, 07:42:44 PM: HA! I win on walk-over! :trout:
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Trey on July 19, 2007, 07:43:22 PM: World's Fastest Eater
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: The Empire on July 19, 2007, 07:46:38 PM: So, I still win since you backed out, you can't have someone else competing for you :P
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Trey on July 19, 2007, 07:47:27 PM: Says who?
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: The Empire on July 19, 2007, 07:47:57 PM: Says the definition of a duel.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Trey on July 19, 2007, 07:50:04 PM: And we were in an official duel?
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: The Empire on July 19, 2007, 07:51:56 PM: yes
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Trey on July 19, 2007, 07:52:29 PM: Oh really? :shrug:
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Khem on February 24, 2008, 03:14:38 PM: yep
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Akka-Wakka on February 24, 2008, 03:18:11 PM: And I thought I was a bad grave digger!

Can I throw some flowers?
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Khem on February 24, 2008, 03:19:38 PM: yes you can.

and yea i even stickied the old thing for memories sake.
/me dashes off to his wifey.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on February 24, 2008, 05:23:52 PM: *laughs as he rembers when we all thought neil was a lesbian*
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Akka-Wakka on February 24, 2008, 06:42:39 PM: * Akka laughs at Bara for falling for that. :clap:
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Post by: Bara on February 24, 2008, 07:15:50 PM: shut up. you werent even there.
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Post by: Akka-Wakka on February 24, 2008, 07:32:18 PM: I knew "PUR" (aka Neil) long before you did mate. ;) (You know what I mean :whip: ) :P
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Post by: Bara on February 24, 2008, 07:37:03 PM: O_O

you knew pur when he was a girl then he had platisc surgey?!!!

Holy shit, your old.
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Post by: Akka-Wakka on February 24, 2008, 07:57:42 PM: Are you doing this deliberately? Because if you are, it's working.
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Post by: Khem on February 24, 2008, 08:16:18 PM: Quote from: Akka-Wakka on February 24, 2008, 07:32:18 PM
I knew "PUR" (aka Neil) long before you did mate. ;) (You know what I mean :whip: ) :P

you mean you never fell for it?
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Post by: Akka-Wakka on February 24, 2008, 08:28:23 PM: I feel for it. But I was suspicious after your RP nation started only keeping men for "reproductive purposes." That made me thing you were some sort of pedophile.
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Post by: Bara on February 24, 2008, 08:56:15 PM: Quote from: Akka-Wakka on February 24, 2008, 08:28:23 PM
I feel for it.

it was fell.

i started getting suspicious when i looked at the pictures he posted in pictures of thein self thread. the faces looked different.
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Post by: Akka-Wakka on February 24, 2008, 09:05:11 PM: but you were attracted, no? :whip: :wb: :-P
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Post by: Bara on February 24, 2008, 09:07:48 PM: i was hoping that one day that some nice jugs would pop up someday but NOOOOOO
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Post by: Akka-Wakka on February 24, 2008, 09:10:47 PM: Best wishes to the bride and groom
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Post by: Khem on February 24, 2008, 10:21:46 PM: actually bara they were all the same girl. she's an old friend of mine from highschool.
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Post by: Bara on February 24, 2008, 11:42:00 PM: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Post by: I smell like Coconut!! on February 24, 2008, 11:55:54 PM: Quote from: Akka-Wakka on February 24, 2008, 09:10:47 PM
Best wishes to the bride and groom

I'm with Waffle-man ! Congrats lovelies!!
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Post by: Akka-Wakka on February 25, 2008, 09:07:58 AM: I think you should have a waffle-moon instead of a honey-moon.
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Post by: Khem on February 25, 2008, 11:15:54 AM: lol
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Post by: Akka-Wakka on February 25, 2008, 01:04:39 PM: What? I was serious! :trout:
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Post by: I smell like Coconut!! on February 26, 2008, 12:50:48 AM: OMG!! Neil!! I love your sig!! :-* :D :clap: :-P :o
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Post by: Bara on February 26, 2008, 01:12:19 AM: Quote from: Akka-Wakka on February 25, 2008, 09:07:58 AM
I think you should have a waffle-moon instead of a honey-moon.

Dude, that would be one big-ass waffle.
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Post by: Reine de Tourençal on February 26, 2008, 01:36:49 AM: Quote from: true_nicolantian on February 24, 2008, 11:55:54 PM
Quote from: Akka-Wakka on February 24, 2008, 09:10:47 PM
Best wishes to the bride and groom

I'm with Waffle-man !

It's PINK waffle man...

(500 posts woot)
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Post by: I smell like Coconut!! on February 26, 2008, 01:52:47 AM: Quote from: Reine de Tourençal on February 26, 2008, 01:36:49 AM
Quote from: true_nicolantian on February 24, 2008, 11:55:54 PM
Quote from: Akka-Wakka on February 24, 2008, 09:10:47 PM
Best wishes to the bride and groom

I'm with Waffle-man !

It's PINK waffle man...

(500 posts woot)

Ah yes yes... Pink waffle-man!!!
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Post by: Khem on February 26, 2008, 04:50:41 AM: Quote from: true_nicolantian on February 26, 2008, 12:50:48 AM
OMG!! Neil!! I love your sig!! :-* :D :clap: :-P :o
feel free to steal it.
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Post by: Akka-Wakka on February 26, 2008, 08:03:58 AM: * Akka Steels Neil and put him in a box.
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Post by: Reine de Tourençal on February 26, 2008, 09:15:07 PM: No sorry, he's in my box!
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Post by: Akka-Wakka on February 26, 2008, 09:52:32 PM: * Akka Steels Reine and her box.
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Post by: Reine de Tourençal on February 26, 2008, 09:53:48 PM: Eek! Where are we going?
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Post by: Akka-Wakka on February 26, 2008, 09:56:56 PM: I dunno. I got stolen and put into someone else's box just after I stole you. :P
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Post by: Reine de Tourençal on February 26, 2008, 10:23:09 PM: So are we just sitting in boxes....in the middle of nowhere?!
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Post by: I smell like Coconut!! on February 27, 2008, 12:13:06 AM: I'll save you!!

*Tasty #2 respectively runs into the middle of nowhere and grabs the boxes*
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Post by: Akka-Wakka on February 27, 2008, 08:09:29 AM: We're saved!

Now if only I could find the keys to Reine's box.

Where did I leave them?
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Post by: Khem on February 27, 2008, 09:22:48 AM: Quote from: Reine de Tourençal on February 26, 2008, 09:15:07 PM
No sorry, he's in my box!
my girlfriend might have a problem with this.... :o
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Post by: Akka-Wakka on February 27, 2008, 10:06:25 AM: Well cry us a river. You're in our boxes now, so you do what we want :P
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Post by: Bara on February 27, 2008, 09:25:59 PM: ...

im still stuck out here....and emp is next to me.
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Post by: I smell like Coconut!! on February 27, 2008, 10:59:27 PM: * tasty #2 respectively goes back and grabs twitchy, dragging him while linking arms with Emp*
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Post by: Reine de Tourençal on February 27, 2008, 11:18:22 PM: So, I'm confused. Am I locked in a box with Neil? And Akka doesn't have the keys? Oh my!
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Post by: Bara on February 27, 2008, 11:22:20 PM: Want me to get you out?

*pulls out a cutting torch*
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Post by: Reine de Tourençal on February 27, 2008, 11:25:26 PM: NO! Your gonna cut my arm off or something!
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Post by: Bara on February 27, 2008, 11:26:53 PM: pff, yeah right

*breaks rein out of the box*

See? like i said

*cuts off his won arm by mistake*

Ah, fuck.
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Post by: Akka-Wakka on February 28, 2008, 08:01:26 AM: Language dear. Naughty naughty.
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Post by: Khem on February 28, 2008, 08:34:03 AM: well since we're locked in here....
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Post by: Akka-Wakka on February 28, 2008, 09:39:34 AM: Tut tut. What would your Girlfriend say?

* Akka frees Reine and Neil before they can start "entertaining each other."
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Post by: Bara on February 28, 2008, 10:18:15 PM: *looks in the box*

hmm....THEY HAVE MAD MAX IN HERE!

*dives in the box*
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Post by: Reine de Tourençal on February 28, 2008, 10:24:05 PM: Maybe I wanted to stay in the box!!
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Post by: Bara on February 28, 2008, 10:25:06 PM: *pulls out a shotgun*

my box.
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Post by: I smell like Coconut!! on February 29, 2008, 12:35:52 AM: *Looks around*

Uhm... How do we get out of nowhere?? It doesn't make sense because If we're in the middle of nowhere that means we're actually somewhere because you're in the middle of something...So if that something was nothing wouldn't it still be a something?? :shrug: :-\
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Post by: Bara on February 29, 2008, 12:37:35 AM: hmm

*shoots hi mshotgun into the air*

i dont know.
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Post by: I smell like Coconut!! on February 29, 2008, 12:53:11 AM: *winces at sound while pondering in confused dismay*
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Post by: Bara on February 29, 2008, 12:54:21 AM: *shoots his gun up in the air agian*
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Post by: I smell like Coconut!! on February 29, 2008, 12:55:40 AM: *glares at Bara*

Trying to find a way out of here thank you very much!!
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Post by: Bara on February 29, 2008, 01:00:29 AM: you do know that my car is over there, right?
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Post by: I smell like Coconut!! on February 29, 2008, 01:02:52 AM: *looks at car*

Ok but how can you drive out of the middle of nowhere? Even though nowhere is somewhere and there has to be another somewhere near how do you get out of nowhere if its NOWHERE???

??? ??? ??? :shrug: :shrug: ??? ??? ???
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Post by: Bara on February 29, 2008, 01:04:20 AM: *pulls out a garmin*
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Post by: I smell like Coconut!! on February 29, 2008, 01:05:24 AM: if we're in the middle of nowhere how is a navigation system gonna help??!?!?!?!?!
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Post by: Bara on February 29, 2008, 01:25:25 AM: Garmin: turn left at the tumbe weed
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Post by: Khem on February 29, 2008, 08:33:01 AM: /me pulls tasty 2 out of nowhere and places her somewhere.
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Post by: Allama on February 29, 2008, 06:19:10 PM: Quote from: true_nicolantian on February 24, 2008, 11:55:54 PM
Quote from: Akka-Wakka on February 24, 2008, 09:10:47 PM
Best wishes to the bride and groom

I'm with Waffle-man ! Congrats lovelies!!

Thanks, dear! ;D

Quote from: Twitchy on February 26, 2008, 01:12:19 AM
Quote from: Akka-Wakka on February 25, 2008, 09:07:58 AM
I think you should have a waffle-moon instead of a honey-moon.

Dude, that would be one big-ass waffle.

Are... are you calling me fat? :'(
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on February 29, 2008, 08:39:43 PM: Quote
Quote from: Twitchy on February 26, 2008, 01:12:19 AM
Quote from: Akka-Wakka on February 25, 2008, 09:07:58 AM
I think you should have a waffle-moon instead of a honey-moon.

Dude, that would be one big-ass waffle.

Are... are you calling me fat? :'(

No...if the moon was a waffle, that will be on big waffle.
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Post by: Akka-Wakka on February 29, 2008, 09:29:00 PM: How dare you comment on such a thing. :smack:

:wb: @ Al'

If you were anything but a toned athlete twinsy, then I would melt in the summer. ;)
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Post by: I smell like Coconut!! on March 02, 2008, 08:14:52 AM: thanks Neil!!
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Post by: Bara on March 02, 2008, 02:11:13 PM: ding fires are done, ding fries are done, would you like a apple pie with that, would you like a apple pie with that, ding fires are done, ding fries are done, would you like a apple pie with that, would you like a apple pie with that, ding fires are done, i gotta run, ding fries are done, i got to run.
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Post by: I smell like Coconut!! on March 02, 2008, 04:45:53 PM: Family guy right??

I remember seeing that episode.. i sang that for like oh... a month....annoyed my friends to no end.. and got a few to join along ;)
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Post by: Bara on March 02, 2008, 07:24:10 PM: quess so
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Post by: Khem on March 02, 2008, 08:19:43 PM: yep
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Post by: Bara on March 02, 2008, 08:23:51 PM: well said.
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Post by: Allama on March 03, 2008, 07:03:18 PM: Quote from: Akka-Wakka on February 29, 2008, 09:29:00 PM
If you were anything but a toned athlete twinsy, then I would melt in the summer. ;)

Toned athlete? Bwahahahaha!

/me down to read and eat junk food for a few hours.
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Post by: Bara on March 03, 2008, 08:26:45 PM: *sits in front of his computer, trying to figure out to A) Upgrade his computer OR B) get a new one.*
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Post by: Trey on March 04, 2008, 02:36:47 AM: Quote from: The Road Warrior on February 24, 2008, 08:56:15 PM
Quote from: Akka-Wakka on February 24, 2008, 08:28:23 PM
I feel for it.

it was fell.

i started getting suspicious when i looked at the pictures he posted in pictures of thein self thread. the faces looked different.

Bara's correcting someone else's spelling...Damn...I have been gone a while.
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Post by: Akka-Wakka on March 04, 2008, 11:54:39 AM: Well, I need all the help I can get :D
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Post by: Allama on March 04, 2008, 03:04:10 PM: Quote from: Trey on March 04, 2008, 02:36:47 AM
Bara's correcting someone else's spelling...Damn...I have been gone a while.

Indeed. Will the irony never cease? ;D

Glad to have you back, by the way!
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Post by: Khem on March 04, 2008, 03:34:41 PM: INDEED!
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Post by: Akka-Wakka on March 04, 2008, 05:13:31 PM: btw, I haven't seen neil kiss the bride yet..... O:-) :clap:
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Post by: Khem on March 04, 2008, 07:19:37 PM: /me kisses the bride again.
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Post by: Akka-Wakka on March 04, 2008, 07:31:27 PM: Yayayayayayayayayayayayay!!!! :wb: :clap: :drunks:
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Post by: Trey on March 04, 2008, 09:42:26 PM: Quote from: Allama on March 04, 2008, 03:04:10 PM
Quote from: Trey on March 04, 2008, 02:36:47 AM
Bara's correcting someone else's spelling...Damn...I have been gone a while.

Indeed. Will the irony never cease? ;D

Glad to have you back, by the way!

Quote from: Neil man of Love! on March 04, 2008, 03:34:41 PM
INDEED!

Thanks, both of you. And I fell for the whole "PUR as a lesbian" routine, too, so I can't absolve myself fully.
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Post by: Bara on March 04, 2008, 10:17:24 PM: its ok trey. welcome back.

*grabs a chainsaw and cuts trey in half*

just for old times
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Post by: Akka-Wakka on March 04, 2008, 10:29:54 PM: :smack:
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Post by: Bara on March 04, 2008, 10:31:20 PM: ill light you on fire, snowy.
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Post by: Akka-Wakka on March 04, 2008, 10:35:48 PM: No. You will learn to speak properly first.
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Post by: Bara on March 04, 2008, 10:36:42 PM: fine!

flam thrower

*burns akka*
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Post by: Akka-Wakka on March 04, 2008, 10:39:30 PM: *Akka Puts himself out with the wine punch.
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Post by: Bara on March 04, 2008, 10:40:51 PM: hmm....

*burns a chair*

NO RULES!

*runs around, waiting for raiders to come*
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Post by: I smell like Coconut!! on March 04, 2008, 11:47:28 PM: Well this a reception if I've ever seen one...
people getting cut in half... snowmen melting.... hmmm.... what else could happen??
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Post by: Bara on March 05, 2008, 01:02:50 AM: This

*burns down the entire fourm*

WEEEE
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Post by: I smell like Coconut!! on March 05, 2008, 02:27:58 AM: why'd I even ask???
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Post by: Khem on March 05, 2008, 05:39:51 AM: wait i thought bara was cursed to be unable to do violence in this thread.
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Post by: I smell like Coconut!! on March 05, 2008, 06:03:05 AM: Yeah! What happened to that rule??
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Post by: Khem on March 05, 2008, 06:04:12 AM: well someone seems excited by my previous rule.
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Post by: I smell like Coconut!! on March 05, 2008, 06:07:25 AM: Meh.. why would I want to ruin something so nice??? ???
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Post by: Akka-Wakka on March 05, 2008, 05:31:26 PM: Something ~~So Nice~~ Beautiful - Robbie Williams!
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Post by: Trey on March 06, 2008, 12:49:18 AM: Quote from: The Road Warrior on March 04, 2008, 10:40:51 PM
hmm....

*burns a chair*

NO RULES!

*runs around, waiting for raiders to come*

Do we get to shoot him yet?
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Post by: I smell like Coconut!! on March 06, 2008, 01:02:51 AM: No Violence children!!
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Post by: Trey on March 06, 2008, 03:25:43 AM: Quote from: Formerly known as Vive on March 06, 2008, 01:02:51 AM
No Violence children!!

You know what...you're right. Violence is not the answer...

Violence is the question.

Yes is the answer.
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Post by: I smell like Coconut!! on March 06, 2008, 04:51:39 AM: ::)

haven't i heard that from you before?

lol

and no NO is the answer.. be like Gandhi!! Use satyagaraha!! Civil disobedience!
We have to stick it to the man!!

uhh... hmmm.. sorry ogt a little carried away
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Post by: Trey on March 06, 2008, 05:40:23 AM: Quote from: Formerly known as Vive on March 06, 2008, 04:51:39 AM
::)

haven't i heard that from you before?

lol

and no NO is the answer.. be like Gandhi!! Use satyagaraha!! Civil disobedience!
We have to stick it to the man!!

uhh... hmmm.. sorry ogt a little carried away

But it's so much more fun to just strangle Bara... :shrug:
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Post by: Khem on March 06, 2008, 05:10:10 PM: /me cries REVOLUTION! with a fist in the air.
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Post by: Akka-Wakka on March 06, 2008, 05:14:21 PM: Hello!?!?!?!

Where's the cake!
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Post by: Khem on March 06, 2008, 05:26:01 PM: oh didn't you get the memo.... your the cake.
/me pulls out a cake knife.
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Post by: Akka-Wakka on March 06, 2008, 05:26:52 PM: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!
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Post by: Khem on March 06, 2008, 05:28:43 PM: /me serves snowman cake to all who want some and watches as akka eats a piece of his tasty self.
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Post by: Akka-Wakka on March 06, 2008, 09:08:38 PM: I taste Yummy! :wb:
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Post by: Bara on March 06, 2008, 10:09:15 PM: *hears the world revolution*

Oh boy.
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Post by: Allama on March 07, 2008, 07:03:49 PM: I always did fancy ice cream cake. This can't be that different.

/me in.
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Post by: Bara on March 07, 2008, 09:05:01 PM: *eats the akka cake*

very refershing.
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Post by: Kia Nation on March 11, 2008, 01:41:38 AM: *arrives*

The stud is here.
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Post by: Trey on March 11, 2008, 05:17:03 AM: Quote from: Kia Nation on March 11, 2008, 01:41:38 AM
*arrives*

The stud is here.

"Oh good", replies the trainer. "The mares are over that way...we need to win the Kentucky Derby next year, and you're our best hope!"
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Post by: Bara on March 11, 2008, 08:37:11 PM: *looks around*

This is a horse track?
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Post by: Khem on March 11, 2008, 08:44:16 PM: no but bara your here for the special needs of the horses. so now just bend over over there and kia will take care of you.
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Post by: Trey on March 11, 2008, 08:45:56 PM: Quote from: Neil man of Love! on March 11, 2008, 08:44:16 PM
no but bara your here for the special needs of the horses. so now just bend over over there and kia will take care of you.

It won't hurt a bit.
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Post by: Bara on March 11, 2008, 08:47:18 PM: uhhh....
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Post by: Trey on March 12, 2008, 03:24:45 AM: Quote from: The Road Warrior on March 11, 2008, 08:47:18 PM
uhhh....

What? Is there a problem?
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: I smell like Coconut!! on March 12, 2008, 05:23:46 AM: *walks into the conversation*

SOOOO... Anyways... Akka makes a pretty good cake huh? Oh Neil I want you to open my gift first!! ;)
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on March 12, 2008, 09:12:38 PM: Quote from: Trey on March 12, 2008, 03:24:45 AM
Quote from: The Road Warrior on March 11, 2008, 08:47:18 PM
uhhh....

What? Is there a problem?

yes. i dont want to be raped.
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Post by: Kia Nation on March 12, 2008, 11:10:15 PM: The horses look like cows.
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Post by: Bara on March 13, 2008, 12:37:02 AM: I'm creeped out now....
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Post by: Kia Nation on March 13, 2008, 12:37:38 AM: By whom?
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Post by: Bara on March 13, 2008, 09:45:59 PM: everyone
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Post by: Kia Nation on March 14, 2008, 01:56:46 AM: oh. thank goodness. I thought you were going to say "Kia Nation."
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Post by: Trey on March 14, 2008, 02:15:09 AM: Quote from: Kia Nation on March 14, 2008, 01:56:46 AM
oh. thank goodness. I thought you were going to say "Kia Nation."

Coming from Bara, would that really have bothered you?
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Post by: Kia Nation on March 14, 2008, 02:17:15 AM: I'm new here. I don't even know.
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Post by: Khem on March 14, 2008, 02:29:57 AM: *buzz* the answer we were looking for is "only slightly only slightly."
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Post by: Trey on March 14, 2008, 03:06:15 AM: Quote from: Neil man of Love! on March 14, 2008, 02:29:57 AM
*buzz* the answer we were looking for is "only slightly only slightly."

Correct! We understand, Kia. Listen to Neil and Allama for guidance...they were the ones who were originally getting "married", though, at the time, Neil was a female and a lesbian. He also has one hell of a backstory... ;D
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on March 14, 2008, 07:48:51 PM: or ask me. i'm well known here...
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Post by: Khem on March 14, 2008, 07:49:53 PM: Quote from: Trey on March 14, 2008, 03:06:15 AM
Quote from: Neil man of Love! on March 14, 2008, 02:29:57 AM
*buzz* the answer we were looking for is "only slightly only slightly."

Correct! We understand, Kia. Listen to Neil and Allama for guidance...they were the ones who were originally getting "married", though, at the time, Neil was a female and a lesbian. He also has one hell of a backstory... ;D

indeed...
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Kia Nation on March 15, 2008, 08:54:53 PM: What if I wanted to ask myself? Would myself be right? Or would I have to ask myself why I was even asking myself in the first place when both I and myself knew myself was wrong?
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on March 15, 2008, 09:24:03 PM: *backhands Kia*

He was a Made man! in the Tajjtu mob!

Someone, get this guy out of my sight.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Kia Nation on March 15, 2008, 09:25:47 PM: I'll do it.

*gets himself out of RW's sight.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on March 15, 2008, 09:26:31 PM: oh, thanks.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Kia Nation on March 15, 2008, 09:27:32 PM: *from behind a tree*

No problem! Always glad to help.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on March 15, 2008, 09:28:02 PM: you want some cake?
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Post by: Kia Nation on March 15, 2008, 09:35:23 PM: No thanks. I'm allergic.
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Post by: Bara on March 15, 2008, 11:38:13 PM: ok.
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Post by: Kia Nation on March 16, 2008, 07:23:12 PM: So... how's life treating ya?
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Post by: Bara on March 16, 2008, 08:08:59 PM: good, you?
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Post by: Trey on March 17, 2008, 04:49:43 AM: Awwwwkward.
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Post by: Bara on March 17, 2008, 01:26:47 PM: so, you JUST Noticed that trey?
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Post by: Khem on March 18, 2008, 06:31:31 AM: i notice it whenever bara posts myself.
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Post by: I smell like Coconut!! on March 18, 2008, 07:00:12 AM: me too.. they're interesting...
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Post by: Bara on March 18, 2008, 12:46:11 PM: yep.
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Post by: I smell like Coconut!! on March 22, 2008, 02:59:19 AM: *looks at bara* FTW???
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Post by: Kia Nation on March 22, 2008, 01:01:02 PM: AH!!! l33t hurt brain! l33t hurt brain!
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Post by: Bara on March 22, 2008, 01:58:50 PM: HEY! GET OUT OF SIGHT!
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Post by: Kia Nation on March 22, 2008, 02:32:52 PM: Make me!
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on March 22, 2008, 02:51:08 PM: fine. You asked for it.

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Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Kia Nation on March 22, 2008, 09:45:24 PM: Alright. That last one did it for me.
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Post by: Bara on March 22, 2008, 09:57:52 PM: good.
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Post by: Kia Nation on March 23, 2008, 12:02:32 AM: bad.
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Post by: Bara on March 23, 2008, 02:48:30 PM: Git!
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Post by: Kia Nation on March 23, 2008, 09:51:48 PM: no!
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Post by: Bara on March 23, 2008, 10:00:08 PM: ok.
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Post by: Kia Nation on March 23, 2008, 10:01:16 PM: I'm glad you see things my way.
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Post by: Bara on March 23, 2008, 10:16:22 PM: *chops KIAS head off*
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Kia Nation on March 23, 2008, 11:43:00 PM: Head: Now, why'd you have to go and do a think like that?

*body starts aimlesly walking around

Head: Over here, moron.

*body runs away crying

Head: I didn't mean it! I swear! Now, look what you did. You made him cry.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on March 24, 2008, 12:39:03 AM: You called him a moron.

*kicks KIAs head*
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Kia Nation on March 24, 2008, 03:53:02 PM: Head: Do you HAVE to be difficult?
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Post by: Bara on March 24, 2008, 05:00:08 PM: YES!
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Post by: Kia Nation on March 24, 2008, 05:50:02 PM: *body comes back

Head: Oh, there you are. Now, put my on your shoulders.

*body puts head on backwards

Head: *sigh* I'm on backwards.

*body turns head around

That's more like it.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on March 24, 2008, 05:57:02 PM: *throws a rock at KIA*

sucker,,,
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Post by: Kia Nation on March 24, 2008, 06:11:45 PM: *head falls off again

Head: That's really getting annoying.

Body [in sign language]: Yeah. Stop it!
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on March 24, 2008, 06:13:08 PM: sorry....

*go eats some cake*
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Post by: Kia Nation on March 24, 2008, 06:13:48 PM: *fixes himself

That was weirdly worded.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on March 24, 2008, 06:14:43 PM: yep

*eats some more cake*
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Kia Nation on March 24, 2008, 09:32:26 PM: Is the cake fat-free?
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on March 24, 2008, 09:32:47 PM: ummm...of course.

just ignore the ticking noise.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Kia Nation on March 24, 2008, 10:02:39 PM: Bleh. I hate fat-free.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Allama on March 25, 2008, 04:15:40 PM: Quote from: Trey on March 14, 2008, 03:06:15 AM
Listen to Neil and Allama for guidance...they were the ones who were originally getting "married", though, at the time, Neil was a female and a lesbian. He also has one hell of a backstory... ;D

Hey, what's with the quotes? Neil is my male wifey and don't you ever forget it.

/me Trey (though very gently). :P

Quote from: The Road Warrior on March 22, 2008, 02:51:08 PM
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Bara, you have not been sufficiently sanctified to use Sam's likeness. Cease and desist until the Temple of Pha bestows upon you that most holy of rights.
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on March 25, 2008, 07:53:50 PM: sorry...
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Post by: Kia Nation on March 25, 2008, 10:48:00 PM: *Kia Nation forgets what he was going to do then does something random: spams.
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Post by: I smell like Coconut!! on March 27, 2008, 09:37:56 PM: hApPy BeLaTeD bIrThDaY Al!!! :congrats: :congrats:
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Trey on March 28, 2008, 12:59:54 AM: Quote from: Allama on March 25, 2008, 04:15:40 PM
Quote from: Trey on March 14, 2008, 03:06:15 AM
Listen to Neil and Allama for guidance...they were the ones who were originally getting "married", though, at the time, Neil was a female and a lesbian. He also has one hell of a backstory... ;D

Hey, what's with the quotes? Neil is my male wifey and don't you ever forget it.

/me Trey (though very gently). :P

Takes the backhand with pride :P
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: St Oz on March 28, 2008, 12:21:46 PM: Why won't this die >:(
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Trey on March 28, 2008, 08:33:29 PM: Quote from: St Oz on March 28, 2008, 12:21:46 PM
Why won't this die >:(

I thought it was dead too, but someone stickied it, and we've used it as a stomping ground ever since. It's like the Tavern, but without the 290+ pages of backstory one needs to read to figure out what the hell is going on over there. :D
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Khem on March 29, 2008, 12:52:03 AM: i randomly stickied it. i like random stickies.
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Post by: I smell like Coconut!! on April 03, 2008, 06:08:27 AM: WHOO! GO RANDOM STICKIES!! AND GO NEIL FOR PLACING THE RANDOM STICKIES!!! WHOOO! :clap:
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Allama on April 03, 2008, 04:37:10 PM: Quote from: Trey on March 28, 2008, 08:33:29 PM
Quote from: St Oz on March 28, 2008, 12:21:46 PM
Why won't this die >:(

I thought it was dead too, but someone stickied it, and we've used it as a stomping ground ever since. It's like the Tavern, but without the 290+ pages of backstory one needs to read to figure out what the hell is going on over there. :D

Hahahahaha! You read the backstory?
/me hysterically

(click to show/hide)
Actually, I did do that, though there weren't nearly so many pages when I joined the forum. Wait, that was a year ago... Holy Batman on ice! O_o
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: kor on April 03, 2008, 09:43:09 PM: Hehehehe! You just realized you wasted a year of your life here, didn't you? So cute. :P ^_^

:wb:
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Prawnland on April 25, 2008, 04:30:16 AM: "Hi, am I late?" said the Prawn, as he entered the church. After witnessing the carnage left behind by the previous wedding, he slowly backed away. Slowly ... slowly ...
Title: Re: the wedding of the beauties.
Post by: Bara on April 27, 2008, 04:35:45 PM: Twitchy looked at prawn. After watching him leave the church, he began to speak.

"Werido"